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Learn some college.

I should hope so. Squealing like a 3 year old the whole time.

So is it bad form to break up with someone within a week of your 2 year anniversary of dating? I"m sick of her shit, and every time I hang out with her the string gets stretched more and more.

Winner of thread.

Get some smaller rims and don"t use 35 profile tires you tard.

My mother was married to my dad for 13 years, she"s been divorced from him for 15 years, she has to this day on occasion when ranting about him brought up the fucking ring. My dad"s the practical type, she"s a materialistic bitch.

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pof winnar!

Keg-gelina

My brother dated a girl last summer who turned out to be a total psycho. They break up so her and her friends show up at our house, take a netflix disc and some other mail out of our mailbox, throws it in the woods, and then eggs/ketchups our mailbox. Her dad showed up the next day extremely...

What"s with this @ crap? Keep it on twitter fags.

Girl"s will bitch about any hobby you have that isn"t doting on them 24/7. UNLESS, you make it clear upfront that it"s your preferred hobby, and that they"re opinion isn"t going to change that. If they can"t handle you doing that TFB they know where the door is. edit: Don"t ever be...

So ummmm, define "owners," cuz I"m a little confused.

Another shelly account overview for hisex

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I know someone has already referenced it, but seriously Cam, go watch Casino.

Bitches is crazy. Disregard Women, Acquire Currency.

You forgot to mention that she didn"t even put Galiem"s name on the birth certificate.

I"m sorry for doing this.

So once in a while when I"m bored I look at profiles on POF to see what sort of hilarity I can find. Mind. Blown.

Because the rest of their body may be diseased, but junkies still use Purell.

Which would still be straight sex?

Just focus on the part about not having HIV and forget the rest.

Truth. Acting cool around my girlfriend"s friends and making them jealous of the relationship we have is worth so much more than anything else I could do. It also totally prevents a "grass is greener on the other side" mentality.

Erotic Lingerie. Women love it.

My dad installed a program for logging into the computer to limit our time on it me and my siblings. So I installed a keylogger.

You better cut that shit off or you"re only going to drive him away. My parents being overly nosey and prying only drove myself and my brother to be more secretive and distrusting of them.

"His chosen princess" WTF is that shit.

Was that supposed to go in political thread or something? I don"t see why it"s here.

Nothing wrong with Community college, but it does have a ton of single moms.

Community College?

Maybe your friend will learn to plant his flag next time instead of waffling around.

Frankly I don"t think you need to buy gifts for a first date.

Kick that bitch to the curb. Going out to a public place with a random dude for drinks is bad enough, going to his place for drinks and movies... She"s gonna get banged, there is no denying it. She says nothing would happen, but drinks make that statement null and void.

Headphones work perfectly to hold a phone against your ear, and keep your hands free to keep gaming.

It feels like you pulled a muscle right where your taint is. It"s not comfortable.

Blue balls - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Totally a legit condition.

Here"s a hint. Trying to empathize was the not the problem with that statement.

Thanks for clarifying. The original picture was too subtle for me.