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That was a fun read, thanks Onoes. Did you give her your email address?

What a way to fuck up a hamburger.

In my meager experience, I'd say you are in the above average range. Maybe a cocksman with more experience can chime in? Actually, I knew there was something special about her the first time we met. At a bar. And she was married. We were friends for maybe four or five months, but we both...

She swallowed.

Am I reading that correctly, did the medication for your arthritis actually make it worse?

She Amanda Knoxed his ass.

FoH threads?

If that series were still going, we'd have a very special episode where Worf confronts his gay man-child.

So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

I'd eat the ass out of that pizza.

So... you get paid to catch fish? That's pretty damned awesome. I know I've over-simplified your work description. Wish I could help with the day hike thing.

Have her keep the dress and heels on?

If I were in NW Montana, I'd be fly fishing, and enjoying the scenery.

Time for some surprise buttsex. I mean you doing her, but go with what feels good.

That's odd, she always asks me for my kielbasa.

Alex is an old man now, but I bet he could still pull in some high quality nerd puss. Oblig, but I think its a good bit:

And some people use cornmeal to thicken chili. Damn it, Deathwing, get with the program.

That mother fucker made me laugh. He is missed. Richard Pryor - This mother fucker also made me laugh. Also missed. Dave Chappell - I saw that little bitch before he was famous. He was hilarious. Can this thread be brothers who make me laugh?

$10 says she's good looking.

I was being obtuse about it not going on steak; it's one of the classic combinations. Like you, I prefer it on the side, maybe in a salad with a Roquefort dressing.

Soy wins.

Yeah, I've never had one of those super dry aged steaks. Someone mentioned they've eaten at Peter Lugers, and I think they serve steaks like that. From what I understand, they let the whole primal age, then when it's 'ready', they trim off the bacteria and cut steaks. Might be awesome?

Hold on a tick.. that shit goes on a STEAK? Kinda sad, but to each his own.

Yep, it probably will. Eat something before you go if you can, stash something in a bag if you are going overnight. Then eat whatever she makes and smile.

I'm just happy he didn't say all blue cheeses taste the same.

When he started as a columnist in the KC Star, I actually kind of liked him. But after a few years, his personality started to shine through, and at least in my tiny circle, was universally loathed. Edit: That's horribly put. 'Universally' shall only include my tiny circle of friends.

I totally agree he should concentrate on football. I don't know the kid though, maybe he loves the attention like Johnny, and really doesn't care about football but wants something else. I just think that calling him marginal is incorrect. Time will tell. If he really wants to play football...

Ok. That makes perfect sense.

What fucking moron wrote that horseshit? I'm not going to go back and look. M.Sam had 31 SOLO and 17 ast. tackles, 2 interceptions, and 11.5 sacks in 2013 as a fucking lineman. In the super fast SEC.

No weapons - Worf - Worf bites through Drogo's jugular. Melee weapons - Drogo - Drogo lops off Worf's head in one fell swoop.

His eating pussy advice/technique was top-notch. Edit: I was going to post a video of the bit in another thread, but I can't find it on youtube.

Most dildos seem to take their fair share of abuse.

Cheddar. Sharp.

Nothing to see here. Fuck off.

When an eel bites your thigh, And you think you might cry... that's a Moray...

I don't think I've been to a Chik-fil-a. Hell, I thought it was 'chick filla' for years. To me, a chicken sammich can only top out so high on the Gravy Pleasure Scale (GPS). I need beef or pork to take me to that next level.

Malts are better than shakes anyway.

I'm not even sure they fall into a cup configuration. Buckets?

I like this. Might be fun if he replied to all her emails at once with that same 'ok'. Then nothing. Of course, this is all for jollies, it'd be a horrible idea to respond.