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Blackfish was in a previous season? Character sprawl, man. I guess it's better than introducing new ones.

I mean that's the problem tho. If they hadn't told me that was brand uncle, I wouldn't have ever realized it. And it doesn't change anything either way. It could have been some random ass ranger or some local dogooder fighting a crusade against the dead for all it matters. Bringing that...

But it's also been like five seasons since we saw the dude. It's kind of a problem. I too wanted to see more of that guy. But then a season went by. And then another. And then another. And then another. And then another. Bringing him back now doesn't fix anything. And I kinda even...

We have closed captioning in the states, but that's a little extra box you have to use. I assume you guys have that too. It seems like the most obvious place to get a standard in subtitling. I also think it's a little bit weird that no one ever has. But you'd have to hire a lot of...

See, if this was twenty years from now we'd have press and sniff computers and this whole conversation, as entertaining as it is, would be even MORE entertaining. I bet briennes smells like a deer.

I'd cry so hard afterwards.

I'm good with this.

The very first pussy I ever smelled was a super stinky pussy. I ate that shit like a champ too. I thought they all smelled that way until my 2nd girlfriend, and I was like "I don't understand. Your pussy doesn't stink." She didn't really take it as a compliment, if I remember.

So it's not true? Widows aren't always grateful? I think maybe the hardest thing, just looking at it from outside, is that it's not going to be Gravy ever again. That happened, it was wonderful, and now it's done. But you can still get your freak on with some 20 year old stud. I didn't...

With you it apparently does. That's a large part of the problem. That's what those semantic devolutions signal. It's not conversation, it's a ridiculous impulse to get someone to agree to some absurdly contorted whimsical (and temporary, so temporary that it changes within a few posts)...

This thread. So good.

I just assumed they had the fleet out there waiting to bolt. It's funnier that all the old dudes were busy electing a new king while their entire army was getting ready to get the fuck out of dodge... And the old fuckers didn't even notice. I don't imagine the iron islands to have a strong...

Irony is when a tranny calls you a fag for asking about his cock. Also ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

You could be nice and preface it with something like, "this isn't necessarily a deal breaker... But I gotta know..."

Well... YES, THAT IS RELEVANT INFORMATION. It's like no one ever watched the crying game!

Well there is still some hope. If it is actually preop and on hrt then those two inches won't directly translate.

*reacharound, autocorrect is unincorrect

Be a gentleman and give it a treacherous. If you start to feel gay just close your eyes and pretend you're jerking off. It's only gay if the tranny has a bigger dick than you.

Yeah, he can be tricky like that. For a moment it will seem like he's not a completely lost cause. For a brief moment, a glimmer. He is desert. It is mirage.

The biggest hole with it is "Why is Jaquen gonna just let her go?" It's true. He didn't say you have a second chance next time you die. All he said is that there would not be a third. But... Is he sweet on her? He just KEEPS dying for her. It's kinda nonsensical as a story. He's like...

I just wanted to write music. And maybe teach. I went through the wannabe a rockstar phase like a lot of young men do, but gave up on that fairly quickly after being in a few bands and having to make the sausage. That part of it wasn't sexy at all. I gave up on teaching as soon as I got into...

I'm still confused about this lucky / fortunate aspect. I need soy to really dig in here and explain it to me. Slowly. Like you would to a earnest but incredibly stupid child.

What happens inside your vagina should stay inside your vagina. We don't need to hear about that shit!

forget the knees, titties too sharp. Would poke my eye out.

All of that is cardio-vascular. Low impact? Try to take up swimming?

I feel like maybe only the Starks actually make a pilgrimage to go see The Wall. For anyone to the south it's more like a bit of local history. Like the pyramids. Sure, I've heard of 'em. Yeah, they're there. Yep, they're big. Who the fuck knows why those crazy northern fucks built such...

The Amp of Wintergoes to eleven!

Having not read the books but watched the show I can attest to the fact that if they mentioned it at all, it was in an early season and it has long since been forgotten. But as a show watcher I'd also be ok with the Night King walking up to the wall, pulling out some horn, and cracking a rift...

I feel like I should have heard basketball American before, but I can't remember it. And basketball American is one that I will not forget. You've done good work here today.

I believed in equality before reading this thread. Now I think Animal Mother was right.

The waif is pretty obviously jealous/threatened. And that is not seemly for no one! At least she comes off that way in the show. Intentionally. Even facelessmencan't understand how the pussy thinks. The Chinese iconogram for trouble is 2 women living together under 1 roof.

I am also proud of Khalids accomplishments. A Ph.d. in mathematics ishella smart. Why the fuck would anyone even get a phd in that. Wouldn't a masters be enough? But this guy... he's like fuck that noise. Math isfundamental.

My favorite part of that episode was Al Swearingen. They needed to have him say something about peaches or at LEAST toss out a "cocksucker".

Yeah. That bitch got stabbed in the gut. Moral of the story? Starks are retarded.

There's pretty much every reason to think that they aren't their faces. Like that time the Jaquen pulled the old socrates and Waif turned into Jaquen and told arya "why u mad tho?" You'd almost think that by calling themselves no one and faceless it's like they don't have personal...

I like zucchini but not squash. Which is odd since they're basically the same vegetable.

It's the female lions that hunt. And they hunt in packs. The male lions sit around on a rock all day, preen their manes, eat what the females catch, fuck them afterwards, and kill other male lions that try to get in the way of them doing any or all of those previously mentioned things.

I think lions got it figgured out.

For every MLK you've got at least a dozen preachers who are doing nothing but taking advantage of their faithful. That's mostly just the way of preachers, it's not a white thing or a black thing more that it's a preacher thing. In that environment it's hard to completely blame a man for...