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I've always been partial to Turdco.

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Or DID it? The joke isn't funny if it's obviously a joke.

Well, men do it too. A girl I worked with, her husband stripped her bank and maxed out the credit cards the week after they decided to get divorced. Real piece of shit move whoever does it.

I'm fairly certain that flat earth society was formed to troll before the widespread internet became a thing. It's like the /r/shittyaskscience of the 70's and 80's.

I have a masters in boobieology. I am also an accredited bikini inspector.

It is only very, very, rarely positive. The best you can really hope for is snarky but fair. Every now and then the hivemind is in a good mood and nice to someone. But I'd say a good 3/4 of the time the advice comes with a healthy dose of "lol @ u". Because "lol @ u" is actually part of...

CoX was so good. I understand why people didn't like it as a MMO, but as a game... they did everything right.

We're gonna rape and pillage so much that you get sick of raping AND pillaging. It's gonna be great. You just watch.

What is it in the second pic? Tin foil on the platter?

That's powerful bad is what it is, and about two to four weeks away from being a very serious concern instead of just a serious concern. Hemis are usually a result of strain or arterial disease. Violent buttfucking could give you hemis, but nicely lubed and loving buttfucking shouldn't.

Do you have a decent irl buddy to run it past though? Because a lawyer isn't going to tell you that you're full shit even if you are, but a buddy might... And save you some cash.

Man, fucking brutality. It sounds like you probably need a lawyer. If she's dumping it on her children this is not the storybook ohnoes divorce. When she's tired of hurting you this way, shell find another way.

Yeah, but the Faceless almost always take a price that subverts the contractor. They wouldn't do it to make bank, they're require that the slaves be freed or something. Just so that there is more death for the Red God.

How do you discriminate between objective and subjective realities in an empirical fashion when you have reached the scale point where that boundary is soft and porous. The cat is interesting, and it is interesting the idea that particles themselves may exist in a fugue state between the two...

I say that sometimes myself. But it's usually in response to someone who is belabouring a specific point and trying to find a way around an impassible truth. There comes a point where more articulation and insight are not warranted or helpful. Like take this thread. It is what it is, ya...

Hey hodj, could you rename tanoombas dumbgeon into "didn't read LOL" I feel like it would be a more precise description of that dipshits enduring contribution to well, anything.

That's the problem though. That shit isn't elastic, it does not shrink. One you gauge it is for life. I expect in another five years or so there will be a plastic surgery boom in corrective earphone procedures.

Soygen for El Presidente!

I think it's moot. I think he's banned himself. He rolled up into a thread with some of the weakest shit he could muster, dropped the mic, and declared victory.

The sanctity of the avatars bet must be upheld, or else nothing means anything

She's weeping Gently Smother Her With a Pillow Vagina Diaries.

Now see, with that attitude you COULD be a Trump supporter! Halfway there. The painful part is over thought. Just unclench and let it slide right in.

So the snow zombies are a weapon that the elves made in order to protect themselves from human incursions in the north. A weapon that turned against its creator. Ok, well, that makes sense. Dany shows up with the dragons and beats them back then takes Westeros not in a glorious...

couldn't vote for tomato. shit poll is shit. this takes practice, big P. It's ok. Next time.

I honestly don't know what I'd do with 2 billion dollars.. but sitting around on the computer waiting for my friends to get off work wouldn't really be on the list. Oh, I'd sit around on the computer no doubt.

Most curious.

Dude has skills. If you get a phone call tonight, don't answer it.

in a way no, in a way yes. Constituent parts matter to the whole. The assertion itself is unprovable, but I suppose it is interesting in a way. If matter was ordered differently, consciousness would be different. Well, I mean, yeah... sure. But more than that small affects can have...

Nothing wrong with swinging as long as everyone involved is into it. But it's a razor to walk, and someone is very likely going to wind up being badly hurt unless you are painfully honest. And quite possibly even if you are. Sounds like your swinger friends are at least honest about that...

Make her eat noodles

Gilly is cute, no lie. Why did you nerds have such a hard on for the tower of joy. That shit was weak, and if all they did was change a few lines and cut out a kingsguard or two... That shit was still weak. I mean, not a bad scene but for sure nothing special.

I would be fine with any of these mists. They all offer something different.

Free will might be nothing more than the macro expression of electrons existing as a probability cloud rather than a well defined point particle. I mean you have to accept that the answers we look for to the questions we have may just not be satisfying answers when found.

It's a very good question, and I think one that future generations will have to answer. I don't think I'll live long enough. We're starting to see the beginnings of tackling that question. It's a large part of where the controversy over stem cell research comes from. Not only the...

I think rather than abstract philosophy an in depth study of cellular biology does more to clarify this question. There are things that cells do which would seem to have no chemical imperative. It may be that our understanding of the mechanics involved are not yet complete, and there is a...

I watched like half of the first season of voyages. Then they did a neelix episode where every third word was "lung". That's only a mild exaggeration. It was no more than every seventh. I noped out and never looked back. I'll give this one a shot. I even liked some episodes of...

BSG was pretty good up until starbuck died in the gas giant / nebula thing to the soundtrack of Jimmy Hendrix. And then it just got weird. I still liked it, I still watched the whole thing (even the mid season net extras). But man, they completely ran the fuck out of steam for the main...

Best movie Michael Jackson ever made.

Jesus Christ, being married sounds emotionally exhausting.