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  1. Hoss

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    I'm no NFL historian, but I'm pretty sure the saints sucked the year katrina hit. Plus they played at least 1 home game at the opponents stadium. Maybe the NFL will steal home games from the texans and cowboys. I wonder if the texans play the giants early enough in the season to justify it...
  2. Hoss

    Home buying thread

    I don't think there's anybody reputable on this site at all. Maybe a couple of you were when you started posting.
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    The Kink Thread (Semi-NSFW)

    Tickle his asshole while you're going down on him to get him used to you being down there. Don't go in, just around the outside along with the balls and the taint. When he trusts you, maybe just push it a little bit (don't go in, just push). When he's ready, get a little lube and just put the...
  4. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I'ts made of legos. How faithful can they be to the actual design? Will all the characters have the proportions of midgets too?
  5. Hoss

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Little early for that, he might not have standing. Someone remind me, on what grounds did the NFL file the suit against brady? I mean, it wasn't like brady was just going to say fuck you and play anyway. Doesn't seem like they had standing either.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    I heard about this on the radio, but they said it was the cop who investigated. This was the NFL's own investigator. Damn.
  7. Hoss

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    That's what we were hoping for with Brady. They seem to be smart enough to do it all in the offseason.
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    Congratulations Mist

    You still give up all that money. The 750 million dollars is not there. It's a lie. What's there is the amount you get if you take the lump sum. They invest it and pay you over 30 years so they can advertise a bigger number. You can get a better return than the lottery commission does. Put...
  9. Hoss

    Home buying thread

    Build a carport and turn the garage into a workshop. I never thought about the networking thing, but I am glad I live in a neighborhood with an electrician, a plumber, 2 general contractors, and various other people who work with their hands. I feel guilty going to them for help too much...
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    Congratulations Mist

    The better question is why take the annual payments? I figured the only people who take the payments just forgot to check the lump sum box on the playslip.
  11. Hoss

    Weather

    lol I doubt it, but I wouldn't know because I never heard of the guy before and don't expect to ever hear of him again. A few minutes later his co host seemed to be walking back the "panic now" advice. It was sort of like listening to kelly osbourne walk back the "Who's gunna clean your...
  12. Hoss

    The Kink Thread (Semi-NSFW)

    No fetish is too small. Whatever your thing is, embracing it will lead to a world of wonderment.
  13. Hoss

    Weather

    Why come a storm that forms in africa doesn't have an african name? That should be hurricane Toby or something.
  14. Hoss

    Weather

    Oh and lol at the redneck army and the cajun navy. Next we'll have an air force of drones patrolling the skies looking for looters after a natural disaster. Is there an area with an unusual number for drone pilots?
  15. Hoss

    Weather

    Now I want to know more about the vault. What's in it? Friday a local radio guy from corpus was being picked up by other iheart radio stations because they had to evacuate the studios and I guess they wanted a familiar voice for the evacuees. Anyway, at some point he actually said "Now is...
  16. Hoss

    New and Upcoming Show list

    South park has already started? What the shit, it's not on my DVR.
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    Weather

    My wife works for exxon and is on the emergency response team. I haven't heard of a xon plant being in trouble either, but I just asked her. I will report back if there's anything to it (and it doesn't get confirmed by someone else first) She did say the main campus in the woodlands is...
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    Weather

    I'm hearing that they're sending all the gas to Houston.
  19. Hoss

    McGregor vs Mayweather - Aug 26

    The original was OK, but the sequel will suck. All too common for movies.
  20. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Midichlorias didn't come from the Legends EU, so it doesn't matter that they've gutted it in this case. Midichlorians are here to stay unless they explain that the jedi of old were wrong about them. The rest of what you say about moving away from light vs dark was pretty well covered in the...
  21. Hoss

    Penn & Teller: Fool Us

    They did't need to slip it into the bottle. Teller broke the bottle. He could have dropped the paper into the bag when he did that. I never knew how that trick was done, but I'm pretty sure there was never a paper in the bottle. I'm also pretty sure they didn't do a force because if they...
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    The Kink Thread (Semi-NSFW)

    I once dated a girl who I think wanted to be raped. She never came out and said it, so I didn't do anything. The last date I had with her, I stayed overnight in her place. We went to bed and made out. I fingered her until she came and then she turned to me and said "You can take care of...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How clean were you? Like, had you just showered? Maybe you had been farting since your last shower or something and she couldn't take the smell. Hell, maybe she just thought you had been. I don't know, but there should be some talking specifically about what was wrong so you can fix it...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Nobody does. There's nothing to say other than "I'm so sorry" and hug them. emphasize the so. Gallows humor is the highest form of humor and could help them heal, but you have to be sure they're ready for it. Don't do that shit too soon, just stick with "I'm SO sorry" if you're unsure.
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    Weather

    Hey look ma, I'm on TEEVEE. Did this air on the news? I gotta record it. Well, they don't need to evacuate all of houston and it's suburbs. I'm hearing that they're doing limited evacuations based on the elevation of your area inside Houston. Some people are being told they can stay, but...
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    Weather

    https://www.amazon.com/Pilot-CR402-Propeller-Hitch-Cover/dp/B00029JMXA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1503895274&sr=8-1&keywords=propeller+hitch Ordering one of these and as soon as it gets here, I'm headed down to houston to do some looting.
  27. Hoss

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Nah son. my league's a keeper league and I just traded for romo a couple months ago.
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    Weather

    Saw a news report where 3 guys were planning to ride the storm out in their boat. the reporter couldn't talk them out of it. they were like "Fuck it, we got beer, we got beans, we got everything we need." One said this was an old boat, they didn't make em like this anymore and it's weathered...
  29. Hoss

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Everybody knows the real football starts in the 3rd pre-season game. Those first 2 don't count.
  30. Hoss

    McGregor vs Mayweather - Aug 26

    You're going to have to get me a still photo of the low blow. The lowest i see in that clip was on his hip on his belt line. If you watched the beginning of the match, old man ref touched their belt lines in the final instructions and said 'here is ok'. Even if that was a little low, it was...
  31. Hoss

    McGregor vs Mayweather - Aug 26

    That's proof that it was fixed if it went the distance. There were 2 different times when conor got him good and maybe could have finished him. Once, conor got on his back like a dumbass and the ref broke them up. Apparently that's not allowed in boxing even if you're hitting him square in...
  32. Hoss

    McGregor vs Mayweather - Aug 26

    Well, if the piker wins, I'll be able to tell you for sure. The site i placed the bet on said I'd get $505 if he wins and they already took my $100. If you're right, they'll actually give me $605.
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    McGregor vs Mayweather - Aug 26

    No. If you place a 100 dollar bet at +500 odds and win you get 500 back. but you already gave them 100. So it's 400 profit. That's how books work, you have to give them money first. Among friends you don't do that so you'd just use 4:1 odds. Or give it all to a third party and one guy...
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    McGregor vs Mayweather - Aug 26

    This whole thing is reminding me of election night. None of the pundits or experts give the foul mouthed troll a chance. They all think the washed up former champ has it gift wrapped because it's his birthright.
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    McGregor vs Mayweather - Aug 26

    Nah we've already figured out we spend nearly a hundred bucks when we got o a sports bar to watch a fight, and then we have to drive back home at midnight. We don't really save much money going to a bar. You gotta remember that the way those odds are written, it's including giving you back...
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    McGregor vs Mayweather - Aug 26

    My watching party was canceled. Now i have to pay the hundred bucks myself. Fucking piker better win now. If he loses, I'm out $200 total on the fight. If he wins, i'm up $200.
  37. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Only if you get caught. Did the company report itself?
  38. Hoss

    Home Improvement

    No but I'll look into them.
  39. Hoss

    Home Improvement

    I have a brochure. Here's the company. South Florida Hurricane Impact Windows and Doors
  40. Hoss

    Home Improvement

    OK yeah then we may not have a choice on that. The frames are shitty aluminum that we don't want to keep. From what these guys have said, for a storm window you might have to replace the frame. Part of the ratings for storm windows includes not the wind come around the window because that...