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Game is still shit, right?

hodj needs @Izo to send him some Dutch Drop

If GD is a mental illness, then I'd prefer a treatment of the mental illness itself, rather than attempting to tailor everything to their gender identity on the back-end. If GD is the end result of some odd combination of genetic expression, then I'd prefer to address that directly. But AFAIK...

I mean, at first I thought I had a new 6' Asian waifu.

I don't get it

You guys. This thread.

Is that Weili? I didn't think she was that tall? Or is that a midget holding the pads?

what happens if you pump more than three times? What if you pump as hard as you can 30 times? will your dick split lengthwise like an overcooked bratwurst, or will it just spring a leak inside your nutsack and swell up like a beach ball?

Paging @Synj and reading this made my balls feel like

There's us showing up wearing T-shirts with Brad's face on the front under "I OWE PANTHEON $40K" and a picture of someone falling down on the back with "Become one of the Fallen" text. Or I might make a T-shirt with this on it: Honestly? I never really cared about fanfaire over the...

Well, that was pretty cringey. I think I saw a few former guildies in there.

worst pathing ever!

Eh, I just find it weird that hodj keeps coming back to say that he doesn't care ad infinitum, and now he's policing 'Nessa's title? @Secrets and @hodj gonna have to fight it out after school to see who gets to take @Vanessa to the FOH prom

what's wrong with its head? Is that an alien? <---clearly not a father

Anyone ever jack around with recovering old Firefox logins and passwords? I have a site I need to log back into, and all of the email accounts I can remember don't seem to work for their login/PW recovery. When I updated my OS a while back, I tried saving everything I thought I might need...

So all I need to do is open my own factory to make dumplings? Also LOL at the disappearing fly (17 gifs in that gallery)

That almost looked like someone was gonna get KOed right then, one way or another.

I heard that @Kuriin will be in charge of that

Now wait a minute, I kinda care...

What about a fourragère, though? Or foreign unit citation stuff. Seems like the biggest obstacle is that the Pentagon hasn't approved it. Not sure they will. If Iraq really wanted to do something for Americans that served there, I'd much prefer they show their appreciation by not spreading...

I made a 5-egg scramble w/onions for breakfast today, and two pieces of rye toast. Loaded with tons of sriracha and ketchup. It was delicious.

No one wants to go to that shithole that is Philly, you mean

I feel like I'm turning myself in to the police

Well, to be clear, not the MtF fronthole oompa loopma mustard periods

I can't 'Mind Blown' this post? Give @Lightning Lord Rule Negs to offset this injustice

I'd hate to get into a fight with that guy. Can you imagine punching him? You'd pull your fist back, with a layer his sweat-cheese on your knuckles, as a cloud of dandruff explodes from under his hat like pollen from a tree. We ran a gaming store and I can even imagine the rank smell. The...

Mom?

Never do acid with @hodj. It's a roller coaster

I'm not sure how many people have actually heard of this. As a kid, we might have gotten one as a treat if we behaved in public and didn't go apeshit. So we'd wait until we were at the checkout aisle to (politely and somewhat quietly) ask for one. As I got older, though, they started seeming...

LOL It definitely isn't just Popeyes though. Anyone from KC can probably guess what BBQ place this review was left for, LOL! LOUD CUSTOMER SERVICE IS BEST CUSTOMER SERVICE!! @Regime

There is an F-bomb in this much like how I imagine myself dropping f-bombs once I become one of the Fallen