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People at my work get bent out of shape when you turn the burner off under and empty pot. Fucking addicts.

Pulling out of a gas station, and a funeral procession comes by. So I put the car in park and wait. There are 2 other driveways out of the gas station, and 2 cars show up. There's a small gap in the procession and the douchebag in the truck who wants to turn left shoots the gap. But he can't...

She's not the first. About 3 years ago Tiffany 6 got fired from teaching for being a porn star. I watched one of her scenes. it was great, and before being fucked and covered in cum by about 5 guys, she talked about being a teacher. She might have even named the school.

I always like a good groundhog day episode in any series. The new thing seems to be letting other people start remembering later. Makes it messy when the bad guy remembers.

Dude, you need to work on eliminating those parenthetical statements. There comes a point when they deserve their own sentence. That point is before they become nested and you have to go to brackets.

she gun get bout 20 years

He knew what he was doing when he kicked that lantern over. He didn't want to live off the grid out in the desert. We saw that he was awake. He was kicking at it like a petulant child whose dad told him to stop kicking the table, then went into the other room. Didn't Jimmy / Kim bring up how...

Like @Lanx said, it had voltage, but that voltage comes from the phone company, not your house power. Shutting off the breaker, even pulling the meter (which he eventually did with the bat) wouldn't stop that electricity. Back in the day phones would usually work even when electricity and...

Do you think it will be difficult to prove chuck wasn't of sound mind? If so, we're not watching the same show. The 9 million was from the partnership agreement that they mention a few times. I don't know how lawyers work, but I'd be surprised if that wasn't in writing. Jimmy knows about...

I figured KY would be the most progressive state in the union in regards to sodomy since the top but lotion is called kentucky jelly.

Holy shit, just reading that scared me.

The thing that pissed me off the most about Chucks end was that we were never going to learn what was still drawing electricity. Person who asked that question in the link was a retard, but maybe they're right about chuck's problem being a ground fault. It could go either way. I mean, for a...

That's a W and an M for Wexler and McGill. You misspelled "Getting rid of the adult section was stupid"

Where do I send my PPV money?

Didn't mean to imply that he did. I'm just saying that coincidentally it's likely going to be the right thing for the old people. Serendipitous.

HHM is still a big part of the sandpiper lawsuit, right? Given that they're about to go under because of chuck, Jimmy probably really is doing the old ladies a favor. I also think he really believes what he was saying about the reasons they should settle sooner rather than later. Even if he...

Use whatever mental gymnastics you need to get to sleep at night. Not guilty.

Same here, and I really liked him in this. I was thinking it was good to see him in a role where he wasn't a disgusting villian. Movie was amazing. I obviously had my expectations set by it being a DC movie, but I agree with the people saying it matches up with any marvel movie other than...

So now we're talking about rape as a preventative therapy. I don't know if we're moving forward or backwards, but I do like the direction we're taking.

Use this board as a reference and you're in.

Absolutely. To get fully erect, I need to know WHY they're fucking. It's not enough that there's 2 people in the same area, so they have to fuck. I mean, did she not have money for the pizza guy, was she a hitchiker, and if so where was she going, etc etc etc. Yeah, and there's this too...

Which novel are you talking about?

Are you suggesting we rape the gay away?

She speaks truth. There have been studies that show asking kids leading questions like that effectively brainwashes the kid into believing it happened. It's based on their desire to please you. After asking a handful of times, they'll tell you what you want to hear and then start filling in...

I guess the only reason we have bull dykes is because all the boys treated them with too much respect. Story checks out.

lol #LIFEHACKS I keep an old CRT monitor under the thermostat in our lab. I had to save this monitor from being recycled about 3 years ago. I managed to hide 3 of them from the GreenStapo, so if it ever dies, I have backups. Maybe all Mrs G needs to do is find the Random CRT in the office.

I was wondering the same thing. Jimmy mentioned how Kim came to get fresh clothes one night and left again. That sounds like they are living together and not banging too much because she's working too hard.

You mean a Rusty Trombone, or are they different? That's on my need/want list. Mrs G, to avoid giving bad hand / blow jobs, the most important thing is to not get into a rut. Dudes tend to like having things changed up. Soft, hard, bites, frenulum, shaft, balls .. it's all OK as long as...

i was thinking that about Sarah Silverman. I think Sarah is more likely to actually do porn too. But i think she'd use her real name because she's an idiot.

Then you just get to make up a story. Wife tells me I'm not allowed to tell the story about how I proposed or when she first knew she loved me. So I got to make shit up. I used to live under one like that too. They say living too close to those will give you brain cancer and make you crazy...

Isn't that only in remote locations? Stories I heard from linemen were all working out of cherry pickers. Remote locations might very well have higher voltages than what's in civilized areas since they step it up for transmission.

The only code of conduct I ever agreed to was to not fuck any more corpses. And you couldn't possibly know ..... Wait, are you a short guy with dark hair?

I tend to respect the previous poster if they think it should be spoilered. For a couple of posts at least.

Yeah, that would only be possible on a day that ends in Y.

Real talk. If it's 5 out of 1500 users, then I don't think you understand what the word normal means.

You're not arguing anything, you are explaining yourself. Huge difference. If you hadn't lied to this committee to begin with, this would be over. Do you need the court stenographer to read back your opening remarks?

Was it a time zone thing?

Can't help but notice there was actually nothing in the moderator code of conduct that said not to post private messages. That's what you guys were saying, that he posted private messages. You didn't accuse him of wanting to argue a moderator decision in public. You didn't accuse him of...

So, he threatened to post what the other amods were saying about a user in the report comments?