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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You got nudes of the chick?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My truck has 480k miles on it. Somewhere around 50k of those miles were driven with the air filter housing being broke. I kept changing the filter every oil change and it was always clean. Then my mechanic fixed the housing during a tune up, and the next oil change it was so filthy I thought...
  3. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I thought you were gay furious. What are you doing with a daughter?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Get the helmet on and one of these days one of those milfs will say "Aww you're just curious. Want me to show you how it all works?" But to answer the question, hold the look and smile warmly at the pretty ones. Maybe even give them an eyebrow to make the smile look mischievous. One of these...
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    Poll Do you like the feel of a dick in your hand?

    I don't understand why there's a pissing caveat in the poll. Doesn't everyone just stand there with their hands on their hips and let it dance around like an unruly firehose? It's the only straight way to piss.
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    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Weren't they painted into that corner because the original movie was written by a luddite in the 70's. He couldn't imagine any more advanced form of data storage. So it had to be a disk and it had to be transmitted.
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    The Martial Arts Thread

    What's first tape? I scrolled back to see if you told us what style you do and couldn't find it. But i was reminded that shonuff was in a cult, so reading back wasn't a total waste of time. If anyone cares, I was promoted to 6th dan last month in Matsamura Seito Shorin Ryu. Oh and...
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    Buying Gold/Silver/Precious Metals

    Your definition of 'collapse' is far from a universal definition if you think the government will be able to run around and round up everyone's gold. Besides, since we're not on the gold standard anymore, it's highly unlikely they would feel the need to do something like that again. The...
  9. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    As long as I wasn't the only one who went looking for the pic and was disappointed. This better be real or I'm banning you.
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    Buying Gold/Silver/Precious Metals

    Why is a safe deposit box not a good idea?
  11. Hoss

    Archer

    fuck. didn't record it
  12. Hoss

    Poll Do you like the feel of a dick in your hand?

    When will we get viable cloning technology so we can actually start asking hard questions?
  13. Hoss

    Shia LaBeouf protest of Trump

    What was racist about the french fries?
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    Archer

    How is that possible? Were cheryl, pam, and dr krieger all left out?
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    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    Does it fuel the hate even more to know you're not our biggest rival?
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    Taxes 2016

    Just got my taxes done today. I went to a professional because I sold a house and didn't want to fuck that up. The house had not been my primary residence for over 5 years so I had to pay taxes. I was worried I'd made money on it (because I didn't bother to look up the actual initial buy...
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    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    that is some avatar bet worthy material right there. I like that the cowboys are the entire NFC East's biggest rival. i figured they would pair up the eagles and giants.
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    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    what would the cap hit had been if they put him on reserve retired? I'd be willing to bet he decided to retire before they decided to cut him.
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    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    I remember it dude, but you can't tell any of that in avatar size and when you're scrolling down the page reading your short posts, that avatar completely changes and makes it seem like 2 different posters. That's all I'm saying.
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    Buying Gold/Silver/Precious Metals

    Precious metals. Gold, Silver, Lead and shootin irons. I've got all 4. They may be good for doomsday scenarios, but that's not all they're good for. it's idiotic to dismiss something just because one of it's uses is for something you don't think will ever happen. Go to your cupboard and...
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    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    It's because his avatar changes. it looks like he's got 2 separate avatars. An average looking redhead, and a phone or something going down the toilet.
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    Shia LaBeouf protest of Trump

    So what happened with Season 5? Did they find it so quick that no one bothered to tell us about it?
  23. Hoss

    The 100

    I wish they'd call them "Grounder pounders" some more. I loved that nickname.
  24. Hoss

    The Flash

    It's because he's a greasy mexican and you're a racist shitlord.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I forgot about the tail and the dog dick dildo. A picture of her using those things will make believers out of some of us.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Technically there is no margin of error or "5 free". My brother in law was a cop and he was trained to give people 2 mph to account for the speedometer being off (IOW, 2.5+ over is fair game). If it's off further than that, you need to get your shit recalibrated. That being said, if a cop is...
  27. Hoss

    do you yield?

    How else is a fine gentleman such as myself supposed to get a good look at a woman's tits, ass and get a good whiff of her perfume as she passes by?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She does butt stuff though, right? Stick the funnel in, get a pic then take it out. Or pour some water in. Or coke. Or vodka. Fuck, why do I have to think of everything?
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    Legion

    Good point. I thought he was just a shape shifter, but your explanation would also explain why he could see (or was it just sense) david and sydny when they were astral projecting to where they had his sister. Basically, he's a mind rapist. That could also explain the apparent bullet...
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    Legion

    My take on that was that shadow king has his own telekinetic powers available plus whatever powers were in the host, if he can figure out how to use them. Normally when sydney body swaps they seem to only swap powers, not maintain their original powers, but SK is different. When he was in...
  31. Hoss

    Poll Should Tanoomba's ban be lifted

    Can anyone tell me if the gap has narrowed in the past few days? Thanks in advance. I need the information for science.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    @a_skeleton_02, all ya gotta do to shut up the naysayers is post a pic of SJW chick with a funnel in her but. And don't be sloppy, make sure it's the same funnel we saw in the box of sex toys.
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    Computer Issues

    Followup to this. First off, it turned out we (my wife and I) already had an account on her computer and got in with no problem. Second, after failing at her password once, the password hint popped up and i was like "Honey, I've seen this before, what does it mean?" and she knew the PW. I...
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    Computer Issues

    Are there any good tools for windows password recovery? My Mother in law is coming over tonight because she forgot her password. I don't know what OS it has, but I'm sure it's windows 7 or newer. I used to have a password reset disk, but that was back in the NT/95 days.
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    Computer Issues

    This is my experience. It was due to a windows update and unplugging my wireless mouse allowed it to finish. Now that it's reloaded, go into update manager and turn off the updates as much as you can. They are fucking ridiculous. I only had options to defer updates until later and make it...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Crazy eyes and wicked smiles get you less time.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It doesn't even sound like you live in america.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    There's another life in prison unless she's got a bangin bod. The article didn't say whether she was impregnated by the 15 yr old, or whether they were fucking while she was pregnant.
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    Legion

    When did he say that? The last I remember hearing about the stars was when the crew went to find the old psychiatrist and they asked im "What did the stars say". The Dr, who wasn't really the doctor instead asked her "You love him, don't you?" There's no way jewfro knew what the Dr knew just...