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Sounds legit as hell "Your tax-deductible donation to win helps support homeless children, our troops, and other great causes!"

I'm not sure why you think I would care if the hottie I am day dreaming about has had corrective surgery. Maybe MAYBE if i was looking for her to produce my offspring.

It was better than the space dragon in the moon episode. Strax is fucking awesome. Those 3 need a spinoff. I got confused at the end scene. Probably a combination of getting tired and i'd been drinking a little. Does anyone have a transcript of what nardole said?

Literally the best part of being amod is butthurt users alerting you to all the best posts.

Unless you're a faggot who gets regular manicures, there is an option for never. L2Read

Today was the first time I noticed raquel has a fucked up belly button. I need to get my testosterone levels checked.

40 was always my ideal age. From the first time I found my dad's playboys when i was like 14, up till now at age 42. It was probably raquel welch's fault. He had the issues where she posed at 40 and 50. Plus there was this blond 40 yr old playmate who's centerfold I destroyed.

Guys on the radio were saying the whole draft production was a cluster fuck tonight. They were saying if you watched twitter, you were 3 or more picks ahead of the official announcements. Was that true and was it bothering anybody else?

I knew you wouldn't be able to stay away.

it's philly. Booing and throwing batteries means they love you as much as they love santa clause. He's just lucky they don't actually like him.

Honestly, I think you're assuming a level of urinary involvement by the agents that's just not there. Every single player has to take the test every year, and as far as we know, these are the only 2 guys who might have fucked it up in this way. My money is on the agents not realizing they...

Getting drafted by the stealers is clearly the worst case scenario for his wife/GF. But is it worse for him than being drafted by the browns or eagles?

I don't know what it takes to get a dilute sample, but my urine is usually clear for my morning piss because of all the water I drink throughout the day. I have to pee in cups a lot for work and did a couple when I played football in college. Never had anyone complain about a dilute sample...

a_skeleton_02, I want an invite to the wedding. I promise to get you a great gift.

Tawdry testimony. Do you think jerking off in the courtroom would have gotten you dismissed as a juror?

OK so I guess I'm the asshole when my wife says "If I die first, I want you to remarry" and I respond with "Already checking out my options, baby"

Demarcus ware coming back to the cowboys. To retire.

I don't know what week on the yacht you are talking about, and I know this has nothing to do with what you were saying. But this sentence made me think that he should put his HWNDU cam on a yacht somewhere. Then 4chan can sink it.

whores fuck everyone sluts fuck eveyone but you. Any other middle school jokes you wanna rehash? I get ED from allergy medicine. Maybe she's having something similar, but it's just a lack of libido. Girls get bitchy when they haven't had an orgasm in a while. If you like, dr hoss can write...

Shit, it changed channels? I guess that explains why my DVR didn't record it. i guess that also means when I finally switch it to only record new episodes, it's still gunna get all the fucking reruns that are being played.

If you talk about 'flippin a bitch' around me, I'm thinking anal first, last and always. And not just regular anal. She's a bitch so it'll be rough.

monkey tailed owl looks like vergere to me. I doubt like hell they'll bring her back in new canon, but when those images were first done, I think EU was the official canon, wasn't it? So maybe they will but she won't have anything to do with the vong. Also, ashoka looks preggers in that image.

Remind me once it finally airs so I can come back and laugh about whatever makes "Laura's cocksucking greatest hits" so ridiculous.

Why you talking shit about caprica @Qhue ? That was a great show.

no Did you read the quote from the showrunner? He seems to think the book is a sausagefest. That's what my statement was based on.

Yeah, are we supposed to recognize those? The way she looked at the carved figure made me think it was copied from one of the covers. But then maybe that was just a general disgusted look and those are some kinda hentai. Is that shit hentai?

How the fuck do you get to bitch from u turn? We in Real America (tm) will call it a ewey or jewey. Hold On, gunna busta a jewey. At least with that phrase you can see that the words sound alike.

I'd be OK with this. I don't see the problem in making sure there's plenty of hot chicks sprinkled in with what I assume are hot guys.

What the fuck was that? What b word do people use to refer to a u turn? Did they ever tell us what the link was between this season and any previous season?

Nope they were not acknowledged at all, nor was the fact that bill was a pilot. Given how moffet works, I'm sure this was a one off episode and those will wind up being throw away lines.

Nah. In fact, I'm hoping they do something in his memory. Maybe partner up with big brothers / big sisters to prevent the next crop of aaron hernandezes from throwing their lives way too. it would be a nice gesture.

I almost forgot I was going ask you guys if Jimmy was terrible at subterfuge in BB. Cause he fucking sucks at it now. It doesn't make any sense that he's so bad unless they already made him bad at it in the future. With his experience as a con man, that assignment shouldn't have been so awkward.

No. it was almost a good idea, but No VAT. With getting rid of the deductions, there's no need to add a VAT.

I remember them specifically saying it was military grade tech, so there's no 'probably' about that part. They just said "Fuck you nerds it really high tech classified shit, that's why you don't know it exists"

I thought the blesbian was pretty good. Hopefully they won't try to hammer us with gay social issues. She's ugly, for sure, but not so ugly that she has no chance of growing on me. Oh and too bad they didn't make clara a lesbian. I woulda loved to see her making out with someone. During...

Atop a pile of my dead enemies. Second choice is definitely a whorehouse heart attack. That video in the OP was fucking awesome though. I like to think that's how merlin died. Did merlin speak spanish? Relevant

According to the lawyer in the article, it might. It has something to do with the fact that his appeal hasn't been heard yet. I guess it's easier for them to vacate it than it is to hear the appeal without him. Maybe?

My understanding is that the IRS is about 4 years behind on those things. You can sign up with the IRS to see what has been filed for your SSN. I tried that in late march to make sure no one was going to surprise me with shit again, and it showed nothing. I think the IRS lady on the phone...

Yeah that's weird. I thought this line was weird too. "Hernandez leaves behind his fiancee, Shayanna Jenkins-Hernandez and their 4-year-old daughter Avielle." If she's just a fiancee, what's she doing with his last name already?

Little late on this answer, but the cheapest will be free. I used tax act up until last year when my taxes became complicated because one of my 1099's was filled out wrong. There are other free softwares. If you pay for a tax software you're a sucker. If you're willing to pay, go to someone...