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I'm on the fuck needles train. Sewing needles, thumb tacks, knives, etc don't bother me, it's only syringes. I'm pretty sure it's because of the implications of being able to inject shit into you. I remember the first computer game I ever played, Wolfenstein 3D, there was an end level boss...

But to be honest, "cum on my tits", "cum on my face", and "cum in my mouth" are all pretty hot too. Hell, even "cum on my feet" is kinda hot.

"Don't cum in me" Just remembered that one. Cracked me up pretty good. Afterwards I was like, 'oh shit, I didn't hear you', but we both knew I heard her. That's the kinda thing that needs to be covered in the pre-job planning meeting.

My wife used to do her spanish revisions on her phone ( an app called duolingo or something like that) while I was going down on her. So I guess she was saying some funny things if you were listening in, but it didn't really make me laugh. "El tocadisco es decompuesta" Also, only times I had...

Will it be Extreme Moderation(tm)?

Fuck humanity. It had a good run.

Is that her way of breaking up or is that what passes for baby talk twixt the two of you? Doesn't quite have the punch of shitting on someone's new sheets.

You could read that? Even when I zoomed in it was unreadable because it got blurry.

Wasn't sure if I should necro this thread or start a new one, but @So Lost recommended a website I will probably check out (monex.com) and I'd like to hear if anyone knows if it's still a good place all these years later. Also, @Margo_sl 's dream shouldn't be lost. Anyway, my question is...

When my wife goes on a cleaning spree, my shit's getting thrown away. Ever since the time I ran out to the dumpster to retrieve some non garbage, I get a couple days to go through a pile before it's tossed. Worst part is if she cleans while I'm out of town, I don't get an extension. Hey...

Still would be worth it. You said you like sci-fi. It's a good sci-fi movie even if you get butthurt over the lack of jedi.

That's why it hurts when you hit it with your dick. I know I've had some ridiculous shit said to me in the sack because I love laughing during sex. But damned if I can remember any of them.

Season 2 is coming soon. I think it was the end of april.

The mayans played with human heads and had no rules. It was the spaniards who introduced the idea of penalties.

While this is true, this is how football was played for thousands of years. It's only recently that it was decided centers need a tutu because they touch the ball every play. You wanna know why canning the center wasn't a game changing problem all our lives? Because centers are tough...

I guess it's all about access. It's not that they think the sports books will fix games, but they might think some schmo with a gambling problem is more likely to get a job with the team and be tempted to do shit. I don't think it's a legitimate concern, but the appearance of impropriety is...

Yeah that's the common usage as I understand it. You become a porn milf when you get the bolt ons.

I usually can't understand them on account of all the screaming and the blood being diverted to my penis. Also, the pepper spray. You wouldn't think pepper spray would affect your hearing, but it does.

She's a JW or mormon? Someone asked how your mormon wife was doing and you didn't correct them. I'ts easier for me to believe JWs can forgive a shunning without the behaviour changing than mormons. Also, JW is an unfortunate name. I think they get some overflow jew hate.

Shunning process? I thought shunning just meant you never had anything to do with the person again. So mormons don't even have the wherewithal to stick with it? How long was the process and what did it entail?

Poll has no tomatoes option. OP is a faggot

hah, when they scrape the crumbs off the table, I feel like they're calling me a slob.

I was watching that chalkboard scene thinking magneto was his dad. Don't know where I got that, I thought someone had said it in this thread.

She's chubby. Life in prison.

Before that last post, it was possible you were just a troll. Now we know you're a lord of the edge. Keg is definitely a troll. It's just sad to see him try to claim otherwise. I wouldn't be surprised if he's never had a sincere post anywhere on this site.

Yes go see it, spend the $20, you will like it. The people shitting on it and making ridiculous claims about where it ranks in the franchise are just edgelords trying to troll us. For some reason they think star wars fans are easy to troll. As you can see, we're basically ignoring them.

SNL should do an entire show with skits about this. Melissa McCarthy can play Shiny Laboof.

What evidence have you seen to suggest this?

then like a lion, jox will have to eat the children sired by the other male(s)

For anyone wondering when they'll finally make a good DC movie. This is it. Funny how they can only seem to make good batman movies.

I just watched the musical episode. I had relatively high hopes, but it was garbage. I can't think of any redeeming qualities. They didn't sing much (which turned out to be a blessing because they both had shit voices) and they didn't use the excuse to put all the girls into even skimpier...

OK I have Shia's new livestream up, plus I put up 2 dummy streams to thwart the nazi's attempts to take it down. See if you can guess which one is real. Online Flag Waver Online Flag Waver Online Flag Waver

Come on, they would bring that down in less than 20 minutes.

por que no los dos? Seriously though, I've fucked worse and I drowned potential babies to thoughts of her mom back in the 90's.