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They were very nice, but then I microwaved them and ascended to the next level.

Are these new? Found them at the grocery store and they're about to get #metoo'd

FYI, Panda express orange chicken does not taste like actual orange chicken. It's closer to chicken candy.

Fucking wok seared steak and shrimp is back. Hells yea. With orange chicken @Lanx.

This season is really not impressing so far.

Holy shit that’s so bad.

Nikola's chief concrete layer hydrogen fuel cell engineer resigned. I'm sure they'll find a specialist PhD to replace him.

Are you hitting on me now?

I have a very physically intense job and we have plenty of fatties doing it. What sort of job could you have where you need to lose weight and not prep your muscles?

To me they are about the same, though I'll give a bonus point to QT cause they usually have chopped jalapenos to toss on top, but 7-11 is usually soooo much more convenient. Has anyone other than me tried QT donuts? WTF happened there. I have a high tolerance for bad junk food, but every time I...

Why would you stop eating at 3pm, are you a fucking gremlin or something.

It was 22.5b revenue and 17.5b operating expenses + a few other costs that put it about 4.5b profit margin for the whole company in 2019. Thought it was fair to look at that as a 'normal' year vs 2020.

If its 5b, that's more than the total income of the company in 2019. They basically wiped their profits out and perhaps then some in one day. There's gonna be a lot of investors squinting their eyes on why so much money was leveraged to a known investment low-life. A shake up was pretty much...

In the Hwang scandle, Credit suisse was asleep while the american banks dumped it and they are holding a big bag.

While looking to see if they lik-a-stix in bulk, I was reminded of two of their candies I absolutely love. Redhots (original) and atomic fireballs are some of my fave candies. In the mail.

White people have a long history of mob mental illness. Going with the mental health trends dates back to roman times. Sometimes it's fetish related, sometimes it's not. If you were born in the 1300s you'd have been dancing around in the street whipping yourself with the rest of the mob that all...

I knew a woman who’s boyfriend tried to convince her that getting anal sex from other guys wasn’t cheating. That relationship was pretty short.

Sometimes my guilty pleasure is going to 7-11 and getting some big bite hot dogs and asking for a fork. I then shuffle over to that cheese and chili machine and flood the boxes until my dog is basically a chili and cheese submarine.

It’s a choice that goes as deep as you want it. I dream about animals, think about animals, want to be an animal, yet at the same time I’m rational enough to know that’s retarded and limit my pretend time to when I’m being an internet creepo. Peoples ideas of their world shift over time, and...

I just ask for their best when I go to a hotdog joint, but no ketchup unless it’s one of the more savory types like Heinz simply no fructose. I hate overly sweet ketchup on meat. I’ll end up with a hotdog looking like a Mexican party platter at the closest hotdog stand. Fucking delicious.

Hot dog stand at the hardware store is fucking legit, fight me.

I agree completely that gender is a choice and you can make gay people straight and straight people gay through environmental pressures. I don’t give a shit about your poor grammar or inability to read the puns I dump on you. Not understanding why guys send dick pics out just makes you kinda...

Trust me, you ain’t shifting my goal post.

Plenty of gay guys only standard is “does it have cock?”. Hence all the dick pics.

Present as a female and be a male and you get the desperate and the fags as well, which will be 97 of who talk to you. Men don’t give a shit what you’re into, just what they’re into.

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Well if you predict the financial crash enough times, eventually you'll get it right. From then on you can be that guy who got it right once 20 years ago who is predicting something now.

Seriously, your a fag and you're saying dicks were coming at you uninvited? I know plenty of gay dudes that just throw their dick in the profile pic. Dick pics are basically the same thing as hello to fags.

Why would you link some dude who thinks a real hotdog is gross judging if a hotdog beats out some chicken thing? Not gonna lie, I'd eat a 6$ beef hotdog if it came with those credentials behind it, and I'd even believe it's better. But the guy actually went straight for the chicken dog over the...

??? If he wanted to intimidate in russian he needed a wife beater and to crab on that dog.

Been a while since I had a good pretzel other than from a bag. Decided to google if there were any pretzel shops near me, and this place has some good reviews: https://phillypretzelfactory.com/menu/ My eyes are poppin in on those mini cheesesteaks. Might have to destroy me some pretzels tomorrow.

I use my air toaster to cook them. Much nicer with that crisp edge.

Pounding one of these right now. Am I weird for liking to drizzle honey on them?

Just finished otherworld book 1 by Tad Williams. The ensemble is extremely woke and wtf for 1996 that it is almost straight up comedy in today's context. I think if it had been written today I'd have hated that aspect, but I really enjoyed it here. The best summary I can give is something akin...

Make sure to throw a rock at the asshole who has a tent set up on it near 35 if you see him.

100% to charity is a dangerous thing for me. I do research what a company gives to and I do heavily discriminate/boycott based on that. Newman's passed the test and I must admit I really like their balsamic vinaigrette dressing.