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  1. iannis

    The Zionists are whining thread

    It's hard to understand the idea of total war, because we don't fight that way anymore. As a superpower we both can't and don't have to. Our wars are limited in scope and nature. Even our great wars. The Greatest Generation isn't Greatest because they beat the Axis. That was pretty much...
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Hrm. You know. For 50k a year I think she'll probably put up with you, J. For at least another year or two. I'm really not tryin to be a dick here -- but if I were you I wouldn't expect once the kids are into their teens to still be married to this woman. She will leave you once that...
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    The Zionists are whining thread

    Unlikely. Neither one state or two state is viable. In the two state solution, you have the Palestinians continuing a war of reconquest. As you've noted, this is generations deep. They won't get a sanctioned state to call their own and decide, "Hey! We won! Lets start setting up social...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Well yeah, thick is a type of fat. "Thick" is a tighter fat though. There really are women that are built like a brick shithouse. You've seen 'em, and you probably think they're fat -- but I doubt you think they're nasty fat. I mean just short and solid. You see it in white girls too less...
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Wait, lando was black? I thought he was just a dark hispanic. This changes EVERYTHING.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Since you're on call, you should demand that your supervisor call you Doctor.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    they skyped you to come into work? lol. That's an entire different level.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, in those handful of relationships that go long enough to have an actual anniversary we never have either. It's hard to nail down an exact date on it. First meeting? First formal "date"? First fuck? First shameful cry? I can see it in marriage/engagement because you actually have a...
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    Noodle Rod or Poocasso

    I love you both equally, so you both must suffer.
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    Doctor Who

    More looking at Clara's bum in short skirts, less dealing with Clara's mildly infuriating personality? I'm ok with this.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Darth Jar Jar. The more you think about it, the more legit is seems. It would be the ONLY way to redeem the prequels. It was all Jar-Jar indulging his twisted sense of sick fucking sadistic humor.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    There are some black women that are just built thick. And it looks right. Not my thing, but it looks right. But they're notfat, they're just thick. Like russian women. Very dark russian women. The ones who aren't and "decide" to chunk up... we call those ones just plain nasty. And...
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    Doctor Who

    Arr, why is she zombie doctor who?
  14. iannis

    Thoughts on wills?

    They are pretty straightforward from everything I know. If your sister is trying to sue you alive she will no doubt try to sue the estate. So maybe you find a foundation that will fight her, and let them know that they might have to.
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    Rick and Morty

    Shits gettin weird, maaaan.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That is not the place for it. I'd really talk to him and ask him not to. A real man to man, ya know. "Sir. This day is for your daughter, not your son. I can't, and wouldn't, forbid you from it. But I'm asking you please to reconsider. Something along the lines of 'I wish that name...
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    BOOM. Mist, for a nominal service charge I would be willing to handle the financial transactions. Before you think, "Exploitation. Patriarchy." you should be aware of the benefits to such a partnership. For one they may accuse me of pandering, but they will not be able to accuse you of...
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Basement. All the clues are there.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Well there is a minimum of a half hour, so bring the Times. Or the Post. Whichever rag it is that you read.
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    The Netflix Thread

    Welcome to Me (Kristin Wiig) isn't on netflix yet... or maybe ever... but that movie is truly disturbing.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    I kinda wonder why he stays with his wife. It's not money, it's not love. Maybe it's just the kids like the title suggests.
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    Rick and Morty

    scrubba lubba dub dub!
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Nah, J isn't such a complete trainwreck as all that. He has a surprising amount of his shit together. He just has a magic dick that shoots methadone. And apparently he cums like a machine gun. Grobbee was WAY worse. Gryeyes was WAY worse. J just falls in love with his hoors. There's...
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Keg never did go pee on her did he? Now's the time to make good Keg.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    At about the five year mark they will start to call offering deals. The debt will have been sold multiple times at that point, and the guy that far downstream will be looking for 20% or so. Taking that deal, still optional, does at least relieve some of the stress of it. Doesn't do anything...
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    They will THREATEN to take everything. Empty. Unless a deputy shows up at your door. If you did that it would be about 3 years of weekly calls from people pretending to be lawyers. And if that happens it'll go in front of a magistrate. There are federal laws against home seizure for...
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    They probably can't take the house. In fact, if it's only credit cards I'm sure they can't. All your mom -really- has to pay is the mortgage, the groceries, and the utilities. Servicing her debt is optional. 25% is usury. Legally it isn't, and thank you Mr. Bush, but it's usury. While...
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Well yah, but... this has been going on for quite some time. Those two had a fight and Capri let slip some "zingers" that prodded the mom into actually finding Johnny. Shit, she might have told him who he actually WAS.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    How did her mom not know? And what pushed the girl to tell her mother that she was whoring? I've got a feeling that little Capri thinks you're gettin married, Johnny.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    I don't know what this slang means, but I never heard this offer. I probably would have tickled your trix.
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    White Wolf sold to Paradox by CCP

    Hopefully they can get some of the Funcom guys. I've been playing Secret World a bit and I have to say it really IS good. It's just a single player mmo. And their engine is kinda terrible. But hey, the writing is good.
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    White Wolf sold to Paradox by CCP

    Paradox is also linked in with Obsidian. When Troika dissolved, they were mostly absorbed into Obsidian. So there might be a plan to outsource the game development and have Paradox publish. Or we might get EU:VI:The Bloodening Crusades Which would be interesting enough to play.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    We nook our way to new planets. When we land we say, "Nanook. NANOOK."
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    Ex Machina

    Yeah, but the movie deals with that too in subtext. We have no metric, so its all equally meaningless. Caleb embraces the Turing principle, Nathan subtly rejects it. Caleb thought that Eva was intelligent because Eve flirted with him. Nathan thought Eva was intelligent because she was...
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    Ex Machina

    I imagine that she probably broke down. Nathan was arrogant and sloppy and outsmarted by a Caleb, but he left a suicide gene in there. He planned for escape, just not his own death. He did say it was promethean. And she did stab him in the liver.
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    Woman of the year is a man, women BTFO

    Caitlyn will probably go back to Bruce at some point. And no one that trumpeted his boldness will be aware of it. It's not the person they care about. It's not the person they're remarking on being brave. It's the idea that they're remarking on. Which is fine, really. But we're not...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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    Health Problems

    Well sometimes tumors do that. Tricky fucking cancer.