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  1. iannis

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    We were young! we needed the validation!
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    We were really mean to Seary back in the day. lol. I doubt his memories of us are rose colored. Of course, we were really mean back in the day just in general. And Seary was very pickable.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I liked Searyx as well. IIRC James did come back briefly when we went to morenetz. He called us all fag00ts and went back away.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Hey Khorum, they found Searyx. The world is changing man. Changing fast. Don't pull an old white dude from Shawshank when they finally rehabilitate you.
  5. iannis

    World Health Organization declares war on bacon

    Bacon has become so trendy that this killjoy pushback was inevitable. These studies aren't even new. Vegitarianism -is- a more healthy diet, overall. The only thing a diligent full on vegan actually lacks is access to certain B vitamins. That delicious char on steaks and fish? That's a...
  6. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Teach her how the game is played and teach her how it's WON.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Do it Khane, do it. Send her a super long rambling email too with lots of weird over sharing and accusations. Man, that sounds fun. Just splurg all over her.
  8. iannis

    Ex Machina

    Yeah, it was surprising. I thought they were gonna go for a softer ending. I kept expecting a softer ending just because it was a movie. And then, "No. We weren't kidding. She just murdered her creator. What did you THINK was gonna happen? She has no empathy with her captors. Neither...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I just notice, Khorum got ganked. IRB is headed for the shaw too. COINICIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
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    Health Problems

    Yeah, steroids aren't a sustainable treatment except when there is absolutely no other treatment. And even then they're not great, they're jsut better than the alternative. This is the second suspicion of pernicious anemia / malabsorption that you've had isn't it? Hopefully they're onto...
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    Who would win?

    VADER WITH A SHOVEL. Although, the T-1000 could get sneaky and insinuate himself into vaders suit, clogging the life support mechanisms and paralyzing him. It wouldn't be a flashy way to win, but it would be his only option. The question is how much excess capacity does the T-1000 have...
  12. iannis

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Boudicca? You know what I need to watch again. Lair of the White Wyrm.
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    Doctor Who

    Hugh Laurie as The Doctor would also have been amazing. The downside to that is that his natural accent is so fucking thick. Capaldi at least only sounds a little bit scottish. Laurie sounds like he's got a mouthful of jellybeans. Which he would probably be more comfortable with a thicker...
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Am I the only one that doesn't really care? It will be decent. Better than the Phantom Trilogy, not as good as Fury Road. I doubt I'll see it in a theater, but it will probably be worth the cost of the ticket.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Can't comment right now. Too busy stocking up on corn, ammo, and and fat little fifteen year olds.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He does that thing where he scratches his ankle and says, "sorry. dick itches."
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The kinds of stories like that I get from them are the horror stories. They don't tell me how they like to be fucked, they tell me how they don't like to be fucked. I think that's a better way to do it. It's a similar kind of gambit, but it's not disrespectful. Because I have learned there...
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    I think we came from Venus. We got rokkit tech, gashoused the entire planet on accident, ran to earf in a few lifeboats (which was an iceball at the time), lost our civilization, and crawled out of our ashes. Mars next. Cycle of life. Aweemoway.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Aw shucks, that's a terrible game. I've never had it happen to me. They try to run different sorts of games on me. I have a feeling it would insult me. Not because she's insinuating that I have a small dick and trying to blindly fleece out an insecurity... my dick fits in my hand and...
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    The Zionists are whining thread

    It's still basically a warrior/warlike culture. It's just been subverted and redirected. Which is a good thing. I dunno. Maybe my experience is just weird and atypical. That is entirely possible. I really like my German relatives. We do nothing but fight with each other, even when we...
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    The Zionists are whining thread

    Wombat, just pointing out -- Germans have killed more Germans than they ever have Jews, and you could say that the Jews they killed were German Jews. The ones who did the killing said that. Germans have a slightly amoral personal sense when it comes to killing. And a largely amoral one when...
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    Ex Machina

    Not sure how I missed this one, but I just watched it. LOL. God Damn Kyle is a chump. Caleb. Whatever, he's a Kyle. I thought they were gonna go a different way, and I'm glad they didn't. 9/10. I needed a more thorough demo of the sexbot function.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's a kinda nice way to say he's addicted to painkillers. If he can dry out, relationship probably back to not-divorce-land. Or maybe they still get divorced. Who knows. The important thing is to dry out.
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    Health Problems

    I knew a woman that had absurdly low BP. I mean absurdly low, and it was just normal for her. She was a friend of a friend. They'd bring her into CNA courses sometimes as a ringer to try to stump the students and make sure they ACTUALLY knew how to take BP's. There is a lot of variance...
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    Health Problems

    Damn Brutul. You rattled your noggin pretty good. You can get concussions without them hurting. Your brain rests in a layer of fluid and connective tissues, it's not meat on bone. Your body oils itself. You don't have to get a crack in your skull. Just violent motion can slosh it around...
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    She puts wax all around the hole Where she puts the food in They call it a mouth They call it a mouth They call it a mouth
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, whoever it is, she got nice titties. She needs to cut back on the corn though. She's a dish, and too much corn just ruins it.
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    Health Problems

    Yeah, should have been HFCS. Appetite suppression is pretty much a verified effect of prolonged exposure, at this point. It happens anyway as we age, but it onset for me about fifteen years early.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    I don't think they're sending any information at all. I think what they're showing is that entanglement is not a "local" phenomenon. They're moving to defining a boundary to it, or moving to showing it to be unbounded. Definitively, that is. They're testing the math. Which is probably...
  30. iannis

    Recommend a dating site

    There's no reason to criticize that profile though. There REALLY isn't. The one you criticize is the woman who wants that but pretends otherwise. She might be able to find a rich old man who is lonely enough to take her deal. More power to her, I guess. It sounds fucking miserable to me...
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    I made it about 2 sentences in. Someone smart needs to tell me what to think about that.
  32. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think I saw some cooter hair. raep
  33. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Shower together? I dunno about all that. Communal shower time is sexy time, not getting clean time. I just dunno about all that. Every once in a while, sure. That's fun. But day-to-day?
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    Health Problems

    I do this even with a colon. Some days it's nothing but sugarwater and coffee. I don't get hungry anymore. I get headaches instead. The toilet bowl looks like a ritual suicide. It's weird. I stopped getting hungry about 5 years ago. HFC abuse has fucked me up, gents.
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    The Martian (2015)

    NAZI MOON BUNKERS. CHAIRFACE IS GONNA CARVE HIS NAME ON THE MOOOOOOON.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe wormie needs to self-destruct. Sometimes you paint yourself into a corner I guess. But there's GOT to be a better way to go about it.
  37. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No one does. Except maybe Wolfen. It's just that at this point, J has made his choices with open eyes and it's not like any of us can go over there and slap some sense into him. It's not like we would even if we could. So, as we are both powerless and unwilling to affect a true change in his...
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    The Netflix Thread

    Redletter guys did a year in review and I pulled down a couple of movies that I wasn't even aware of otherwise. Some of 'em might even be good!
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    The Netflix Thread

    Murray I like, but seeing Paul Schaffer in it kills it. His music is just so bland and milqetoast. He is undeniably a consummate studio musician, but Nelson Riddle he is not.