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The grunting was right on. It's Mad Max, not Eloquent Max. He very well could have gone through the whole movie not saying a single line beyond, "Wrong way. The Citadel." Although I don't think the actor would have loved that.

Sansa has a weird butt.

MY GOD MAN

I mean doesn't everyone? What's the point of fingering without the sniffing?

Blood in the stool is a major concern because it shouldn't be there and you need to know where it's coming from. I think maybe your buttdoctor shrugs it off because he knows where it's coming from. Which is still a -little- bit lazy, because what if there's a new source instead of the one he...

Hard truths. A little manscaping would not be amiss either.

MEDIOCRE

And the Sergeant asked me, "Son. Have you rehabilitated yourself?" Well that takes a lot of damn gall, Sergeant. You askin me if I've rehabilitated myself. You askin if I feel I'm moral enough to join the army. To burn men, women, and children -- after being a litterbug.

FURIOUSA! SO SHINY AND CHROME!

Hermoine is way cuter than Arya. Maise is no uggo... but she LOOKS like somebody's little sister. And she's gonna look that way until she's about 40. She was surprisingly well cast for the role of... little sister.

It might be, but when the laws of physics can no longer be said to apply -- when you find that boundary -- I think you can name whatever is on "the other side" to be an alternate universe without conjuring up visions of Star Trek and alien fishmonsters. I'm not nearly educated enough to make...

No doubt, no doubt. Coming to understand her better should also help you. God -- it's something about being a man. We get in those two word moods with women even when we're not fighting with them or have a grudge to bear. I've caught myself doing it to GIRLFRIENDS before. And it's a real...

I think they went and dun bant him. But he'll be back. They ride in single file to mask their numbers.

I'm just less pessimistic about it. I give it about 3 years before these kids get jobs. Then it'll be about 3 more to grow a new batch. And then it'll be something EVEN STUPIDER. But hopefully by then we'll all be demented. Welcome to getting older, Mist.

I do get what you're saying though Mist. Gay Marriage was handled less than perfectly, and unless I leave The South I'm looking at Tea-Tards as Reps and Senators for basically the rest of my life. I mean there's a price to be paid. There's always a price to be paid.

Oh, it won't come to that. Cooler heads than that will prevail. We're not #occupy up in hera. You might have some weird shit happen like people showing up at a Clan Rally. Not to join the Clan, but just to point out that it happens. It happens out in the open. We give permits for it...

Notice with these racial murders they talk about how they're going to investigate bringing them up on Federal Hatecrime charges? And notice how they haven't yet. Any of 'em. That's a good thing. That law came into being because of feels instead of reals. And the reals have set in.

I think the Free Speech activists will win in most places that matter. The places where meaningful speech happens. Corporate America -already- has policy and laws against this sort of thing. Hatecrime Badthink is -already- a real thing. Tactically I think if the battle is not fought...

There's just a double standard here. You can do it to Tanoomba. Or mostly anyone else, honestly. It's just c'mon man... you don't have to be nice. But try not to be that nasty. You can say it without resorting to "I hope that he cuts your tits off before he shits on your chest" Boys...

Wormie, the trouble is that we think you actually MEAN it. I mean we were throwing "I Hope you get raped lol" at tanoomba for weeks. When meanies mean mean things, then it's mean. na'mean? Take a victory lap, but don't blow up the reports button. As tempting as it is!

The ones that work on campus are generally the type of crazy fucks that are there because theywantto help. And not just the 18 year olds who are learning how to be adults for probably the first time in their lives yet. There are also plenty of guys like you that come through the door. The...

Troll is right and obviously you should find a school counsellor as well to speak to. But you're through the rough patch, with the dread of it. The anticipation is ALWAYS worse than the fact. Now all you need to do is stay on top of whatever is assigned. Now comes the sameness of it --...

Yes, they'll try. But no, none of their arguments will be compelling. For it to mean anything at all you have to protect the speech that you DON'T agree with, or like, or see any good in.

It's right behind #1: He's never early, he's always late and #2: This ain't no fuckin K-mart, we ain't running a fucking special for chickenheaded junkie shits

Rule #3 of Drug Deals: Do not engage the pusher in conversation.

You have my sword, AND MY AXE.

Free Mist #Mistlivesmatter

Is it as cute for you when your boyfriend farts as it is for us when our girlfriend farts? I mean never fails. Laying in the bed, "pffft." is an instant laugh. And if it stinks real bad that's even funnier.

I don't care who you are, farts are just funny.

For reals. I'd make her a deal. If i'm not playing with the computer, I'm playing with your boobies. I think she'd break before I did.

It seems like it would be hard to sleep with a dick in your mouth. Hmmm.

Brienne is henceforth to be referred to as "Ser Littletits"

The gay king who had the big horn crown. King Ass Stabber the Trunculent seemed both overly obscene and over grandiose.

That's how I describe it to people. "It's an existentialist dark comedy." and then they stare at me blankly. "It's like Futurama, except rated R."

I think the plan is a fait accompli. I reckon there's something that if he lets her see him doing it she can fuck him up somehow. Only way it would make sense to wait a few weeks.

It kinda closes an arc for brienne in the show. She gets to keep her oath to King Bighorn the Fey. It does show Stannis going out like a chump, though. But there's a nobility to his defeat as well in "Go on then. Do your duty." I mean it's still super-dumb. She just wanders onto the...

We've reached a point now where simple competence is the highest bar. It's pretty sad, but it is what it is.

Of the three the smartest money is on Smed. He has proven that he can actually ship a game and maintain the staff that maintains servers. Brad has proven that he cannot, and ponytail has proven that he has a very high resistance to feeling like his hair is greasy.

Mad Max is what finally heals the rift. Max was the missing color in our rainbow flag all along. The only possible way this could have been better is if Mel Gibson was still 30 years old.