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You take care of my future wife there. I don't want no dummy.

That little girl does NOT like skrewl. If, as you've said before, she doesn't do this sort of shit as badly with you. It might even just be something like one of the other kids picked on her for her handwriting one time. I mean something unfixable that you won't even be aware of and she...

See, you brought a new host into the world and that ghost from the wedding has found a receptacle. They warned you. You don't need a plumber, you need a priest.

The assburgers won. The assburgers always wins eventually. That Final Fantasy 3/6???!?! was preeeeety sweet though. I have to give him that. And 9200 RPM HD's.

That kaizo is nuts

IRB does love Fox News though. He watches it more often than Merlin.

Are we sure isn't not Show me AN hero? Because I think a 6 part documentary about /b/tards would be entertaining.

Everyone knows that Khorum = IRB. The dude just likes to argue with himself. However, I can believe that IRB was taken over. IRB has been a little less off the hook retardo-crazy lately. So either Ara speaks truthfacts or IRB is just gettin' too old for dis shit.

It's not even that it sounds like "muh feels". It just sounds like such complete bullshit. Who got time fo dat?

Every now and then I sometimes feel like I should find a good woman and make her mine. Then I come read this thread and the urge passes.

Did we ever decide who paid keg the nickle?

I am treuly sorry for your lots

Hell yeah. Man, I remember my grandfather walked in on me one time when I was looking at the Sears catalogue. He laughed for a good 5 minutes straight. Just stood in the door busting the fuck up.

bing with safe search off is a surprisingly good porn finder.

The evolutionary irony is that if they were smart enough to not sting me I'd let them live and continue to breed. But I am an angry and vengeful god.

Oh yellow jackets aren't that bad. I've run over a hive a few times while mowing the lawn. I'm not saying it's FUN, just that the anticipation is worse than the actual sting. s. Those little fuckers are too stupid to quit. Stop, drop, and roll. Then go find the hive and burn them the...

I kind of wonder if, over the course of millions of years, helium escaping earths atmosphere creates a gentle current to erode the loose moondust left by craters. It seems like it would be something along those lines. Or maybe that's backwards, and it's somethingsomething magic about the sun...

It's the only way to say "fuck you" when you can't use words yet.

There are more mares on the near side for whatever reason. Mares are those basalt lakes, the splotches. So yeah, the far side is smoother. You can't build nazi bunkers without doing some landscaping first.

Yeah, that's sweet. Anyone know what the blip in the background is? The first dot from an alien S.O.S.? Haha! Fuck you fuckers. Ur fukt.

Gotta introduce that boy to the Patriarchy. Specifically how the Patriarchy works. What the nanny tells you to do, I told you to do. She speaks for me when I'm not there. Disobedience to her is disobedience to me.

You could say that Tuco is trying to rain on our parade.

Look into a consolidation loan from a local bank. Credit card interest starts to get TRULY redonkulous. Even if the bank will only give you a couple of points, that adds up. Alternatively, if you don't mind 7 years of about a 20 credit rating you could just tell them to go fuck...

Unless we prepared with some super-seeds, I wonder if the sort of FUD civilization collapsing climate change would be survivable for even small isolated communities. It might be, it might not be, I honestly dunno and wonder, but there's a lot more that goes into agriculture these days than...

Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, History of the World are must see's. They should be required in high school. Frau BLEUCHER. HE IS. MY. BOYFRIEND. Wow! What knockers! Why thank you doctor!

them jews have legumes that can grow in salt water. No foolin.

Maybe he wants the neighbors to know he's gettin it on 70's style.

I seem to remember in the show that Twyin took it from the corpse after he visted Cersi and she was all like, "Daddy you suck stop killing my babies we have to kill everything".

Sounds fucked up. Bang on it with a sledgehammer. See if that works.

Button fly are better. You been a zipper for slacks, but not jeans.

I remember they did a musical episode before it was cool. Who knew she was a baritone?

Oops, O'niel, not Harris. Oneal? Either way not Harris.

I bet his butthole smells like strawberries. Fuckin preppies.

Gelfling? Aaaaaaaahhhhh?

Xena Reboot? Yes. Married with Children reboot? Meh. Just stop. Mw/C spawned a lot of pretenders, some of them were almost as good as Married. I've always thought that Malcom in the Middle was a married with children. It just ain't married with children without Al, and Ed Harris is way...

I never punked out though. But I did wear Cochranes. Comfortable as hell. really nice boots. I want another pair. I lost 'em in a move.

Yeah, looking back on it I think I have to admit that I was probably the bad influence. Getting kicked out of school twice maybe should have been a clue... but I thought they were just squares, man.

Yeah. It's a weird thing though. It's easier to make a point with humor than with hellfire. When Rush started, he used to incorporate a lot of humor into his show, and then he started switching over more and more to hellfire. He got people listening with the humor. Jon's a lot smarter...