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For the sake of argument though. The wording would have to beexactfor it to even seem potentially credible. And then you'd have to do some real derptective work with all the writers twitters (NSA pays off!) , to see if one of them had seen it. And even THEN it might be completely...

You be really fucking careful with those man. If you can try to have your wife awake while you sleep.

Cosmological implications more than rocket cars. "Oooooh. So that's where -some- of the dark matter is."

A deep skepticism is also part of how it's supposed to work. But... microwaves in an enclosed chamber to create thrust... That right there, that, it shouldn't work. It shouldn't even produce LOW thrust. All it should do is cook your hotdog in 10 microseconds. So yeah, take everything...

That's how those girls are. Little Princess floppy tits. Luckily they're not that common. And there ARE male Little Prince Floppy Dicks, too. It is indeed, just some idiot in their mid 20's.

You know, you'd think so. You'd really think so. But some of the guys know more about the fucking WWE/WWF than I do. And it's not like I'm an encylopedia of wrasslin knowledge, but I know the high points.

Yeah, but anything more than nothing should be unpossible. This one isn't cold fusion. Which might have happened once on accident in the mid 80's and never since again (but probably didn't even that one time). This one has actually got some (highly erratic) reproducibility behind it. It's...

Yeah. She really is weird looking, not some archetype of beauty. I sort of think they missed the ENTIRE FUCKING POINT of that movie. And that's a real shame. Because if anyone needs to introspect, it's people who MISSED THE FUCKING POINT OF AMERICAN BEAUTY.

Yeah, I'm only a layman.. but i'm also starting to feel like it's passed the bullshit test. There would be a lot of nerd cred to be gained inprovingit's bullshit. It still faces the "mathematical curiosity or practical?" test.

With microwaves, unless you repair them yourself, you're gonna spend more money trying to fix it than just getting a new one. A decent microwave is like 60 bucks. A crap one is about 40, and a good one is about 100.

Can I sue Craig Fergeson for lusting after Karen Gillan? I lusted after her first.

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Man I wish he'd named it something else. They already have Pink Floyd The Wall. He really should have named it something else. He's good enough in his own right that he shouldn't have to trade on that album. Kinda smells like a marketing decision.

Mystery pills. The best kind of pills.

You'll have to patch it or redo the floor. Cheap option: rectangular area rug in front of the door after And they sell puppy pads for the duration. 2 of those and some newspaper. It's not like your dog is doing it just to be a dick, and she'd probably figure out what those are for.

there are a few of the predictable japanese ones. But this one was the one that stood out

I somehow feel life would be cheapened without dingleberries.

Have you made sure to tell them that "I'm a hard worker"? I hear that really helps. Might set you apart from the pack. Who in the hell says something like that on an interview. If they said it to me it would be something of a yellow flag. Hard workers don't usually take the time out...

I have eliminated all the juice.

Not quite as dumb as that one guy who started chowing down on random mushrooms, but still sorta dumb.

Probably really hard to cook them anyway and not something that you'd want to eat raw. Even as hungry as you've ever been not something you'd want to eat semi-cooked. I seem to remember they did eat a turtle on Shane's episode, and the girl got food poisoning from it. I think even Shane was...

James Madison was a complete asshole too.

And I'm sure America had nothing to do with it. I mean look, that's just an atrocious "but the FEELS" attempt at a juvenille guilt trip. Is that really the depth of your thinking on the subject? It doesn't even make any sense. It's just "waaaaaaaah. SIG HEIL!" Which isn't even what's...

I have no helpful advice. She's lookin for love in all the wrong places. I see that occassionally with 18/19 year olds and it makes you a little sad. I imagine that when it's your own 14 year old daughter it makes you a lot sad. Put birth control in her oatmeal every day. At LEAST...

I think they basically abandoned any real maintenance of SETI in the 90's and repurposed it once even Carl Sagan admitted it was probably a complete waste of time. Edit: I seem to remember reading somewhere that many of the dishes still exist and all that, but they're not just aiming it...

Orly?

Yeah. Shane is just super-stunted. It's kinda like... yeah, we've all known plenty of dudes like that. Back when we were 19 or 20. HE'S DEAD INSIDE, JIM. I'M A DOCTOR NOT A PSYCHOLOGIST. Shane would probably be ok to just hang out with at a bar and be an absolute jackass with. I bet...

I dated a vegan once. Would not recommend. 2/10.

A wise man would not do it. The job is the job. Not all parts of the job are cupcakes and unicorn farts. Grown ass people know that. I'm sure both you and your wife know it. When things are fine things will obviously be fine. If you have a rough patch at work, with a wife as an assistant...

Now the question I have becomes how in the hell does pluto have an atmosphere? It's small, and we've been taught that matters. Is there a lingering pocket of hydrogen in its orbit? It IS offset from the plane.

You think EQ:N will actually launch? EQ:L I can see launching. They could basically launch the alpha. Not that it's good, but I wouldn't put it past them to do something like that and say "It's like minecraft but cooler!!" But EQ:N? I kinda don't expect it to ever happen. Dustbin of we...

Well, look at it this way. Even IF 90% of it was just a coldpack, you're still getting 110% by adding witch hazel! THAT'S MORE THAN ONE HUNDRED PERCENT.

You've broken into T2 Taint relief.

How could Xena Warrior Princess NOT have lezzie moments? The show is gayer than annie lennox*. And much like Annie, it is FAAAABULOOUS. (*annie lennox is not, herself, actually gay)

I kinda think that she thinks it's an episode of Survivor: South America. And I think the producers put her in there because they figgured she would do something incredibly stupid and get them views. They weren't wrong. But survivor is much better at being that kind of show. For this show...

It's not just some random thing. She signed up for that shit. Twice. She's the female version of that psychotic dude. But at least the psychotic dude is trying to D) Demonstrate Value. He's only a piece of shit rather than being a worthless saboteur piece of shit. They should hump...

+ nice ass - serious butterface -- very serious butterpersonality

haha, jokes on you. I haven't had an erection since 1983.

Do it! But instead of a ban, just have Bisi make up some Avatars. Somesexyavatars.

On the other hand, I actually doubt that she has to consent or even be aware. They'd need permission of a guardian not both guardians. It would only fuck you if the test comes back "U da daddy". If you weren't, it would just look like you finally figured it out. But you would indeed look...