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  1. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're just the last person on the board to realize how amazing I am. Sit back and breath deeply. You'll get used to the feeling soon.
  2. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Are pistachios fattening? I figured that would be the healthy option.
  3. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Shit for a minute I thought she was talking about me.
  4. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Mrs G, how noisy were you last night? Did the neighbors know what was going on?
  5. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    No he didn't, unless you count books that were set before his demise at the battle of endor. He was a character in that he left a big footprint around the galaxy though. You might be thinking of palpatine coming back. I never actually read that one (it might have been a comic book) but it was...
  6. Hoss

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    In your example, which bucket includes the prequel movies?
  7. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe we should ask how the dude is doing today. Can he sit?
  8. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is my favorite gif, and I have never seen it used at a better time. Kudos to you.
  9. Hoss

    Shitty customers

    Good for you man. I hated project management.
  10. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    The thing worrying me right now is that it's 2 ugly games in a row for the cowboys, 3 if you include the ravens, which was a mediocre performance. Maybe those were just good defenses, or maybe defensive coordinators have figured out our rookies.
  11. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    he didn't say they get no credit. He said not enough. So whatever credit you've been hearing them get ... it's not enough. According to him. Based on what I saw tonight, he might have a point.
  12. Hoss

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    I would also like to see movies with skirata and the retired clone troopers or anything from the Xwing novels. As for the request to humanize the imps, they had a book about the death star where they followed people who were just working on it. That would make a good movie. B4 anyone...
  13. Hoss

    Poll Which is better Cake or Pie

    before I vote I need to know if either of those choices is used as a sexual euphemism.
  14. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Waiting for Royal to Identify her.
  15. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    EQ2. I wish I could remember what we were raiding. It might have been shard of hate (which I loved) or it might have been a progression night. Don't matter, it all worked out. Actually, I might have unintentionally redpilled her. I think she thought I was on another date and it made her...
  16. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    /t tiggles I got the hookup for Mrs. G's pic. Send nuds of GF first.
  17. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I got one of those pics one time in the middle of a raid. I was the fucking guild leader, how could I leave? I paid for that decision, but I still wound up sexxing it up with her. So I guess the price wasn't that high.
  18. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well shit man. I don't see how you can be depressed when you're making so many people happy. Get SJW chick to re-create the pic and post it pls.
  19. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Ran across this video on youtube just now. This is why eagles fans deserve our pity. Game from 1986, 2nd down punt because, I guess, the entire team was too dumb to know what down it was? I'm sure Buddy thought it was 3rd down.
  20. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Damn. Dayum!
  21. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    That headline reminded me of the banana theme lulzsect fagged up the forum with. Maybe Jeff Fisher will tell Bill "Take him, he's all yours my friend"
  22. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Go to a local charity and adopt an underprivileged family for christmas. You can make sure they're white if you're slick about it (since that's probably important to you). The place I go through gives me their names.
  23. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Love christmas more than anyone else I know, and if it weren't for my wife, we wouldn't even have a fake tree. Back when I was a bachelor i didn't bother with trees, lights or any decorations at all. Now my wife and daughter just generally like decorating, so I tolerate it. They sell that in...
  24. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Did't get to see it. Can someone at least give me a detailed description of what she showed him? Also, what does seal the deal mean? Sex is imminent, or he ran like a scalded dog?
  25. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I guess what i was getting at was that they were talking about the soft cowboy schedule before the season started. They are talking about the comparatively difficult giants schedule 2/3rds of the way into the season. Some teams we all thought would be bad turned out to be good and vice versa...
  26. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Will you be witnessing all of these things? Exercise. Splits, pushups, and when she's more advanced, make her take yoga classes. Domestic Activity: Cooking, or taking a cooking class if she sucks at it. Laundry. Bathing you. I don't know, none of those really sounds like they should...
  27. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think you misheard the doc and he told you to get an account on tinder.
  28. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    You should wentz the shit out of all these posts, bro.
  29. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Does @Convo look anything like this?
  30. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Is it possible that some of those opponents are better or worse than they were last year?
  31. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    So how long before he posts in here again? If he keeps his word, it'll be never. Not even once the ban is lifted after the SB.
  32. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    These 10 States Have The Highest Rates Of Teacher-Student Sex Scandals And I Can’t Say I’m Surprised Found this article. Alabama has the highest rate of teacher sex scandals, Texas has the highest raw number. What i wanna know is which states have the highest rates of hot teacher sex...
  33. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Has she read the classics yet, like 1984, animal farm, or brave new world? Atlas shrugged would be going too far. And mix in books on how to be better at sex too.
  34. Hoss

    Analyzing Yourself

    You might need to find Jesus. Believing in a higher power will help you realize that you are exactly what you're supposed to be. You aint broke, you are just right. Getting over that woman is another thing altogether. Nothing wrong with wanting to learn from your mistakes, but some things...
  35. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I tried that philosophy back when I bet on the cowboys. It never eased the pain of losing.
  36. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    No problem, it's kind of our specialty. Start with posting a pic of her.
  37. Hoss

    Star Wars Commander

    Been playing commander for a while, but i can't stand the disney boards, so I figured I'd see if anyone here is playing and wants to talk about it.
  38. Hoss

    First World Problems

    FWP: Some creepy dude on the internet is worshipping you so hard, he calls you a liar when you say anything remotely negative about yourself.
  39. Hoss

    First World Problems

    I'm actually just an amazing motherfucker. But I am curious what you think is a lie or embellished. Just wondering so I can get a feel for how much better I am than you.
  40. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Looks like they're wearing fitbits.