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Did you have any recent run-ins with witch doctors, or motivational speakers? This is sounding a bit like a shallow hal situation. How much do you know about body language. Telling us you saw no signs of lying means nothing if we don't know that you know the importance of where she's...

Sounds like we have more fan representation from teams without SB rings than from teams with them. Or is it just 50/50, which would statistically make sense since we're not full of bandwagon jumping multi-team faggots?

lol your lie detector is broken. Out of curiosity, you found johnny's tales more believable than what part of my post?

Showering last night. It's been a couple days since my wife and I did the nasty. I suddenly remember some old spank bank material while I'm cleaning my junk and it goes off in my hand. Get out of the shower, wife is there ordering me on the bed. Apparently she wants to blow me. My mind is...

That makes no sense. How did he lose 2 grand if the highest stakes was $0? Clearly he had some money in the pot at some point.

Worked for me in chrome too, but i had to be told to mouseover it. Initially I figured if it was working, an embedded picture would show up. Testing: Sanguine Bond (3 different printings) - Deckbox

Maybe some girls can chime in, but I thought it was normal for young girls to use pads instead of tampons.

You're not even trying to keep up. He's already fucked her in the pussy at least twice.

A researcher, you say? Does this guy do research on computers, because if so, he's a computer scientist and is to be taken seriously.

But whether her hymen was intact is an excellent question. Sure, a busted hymen doesn't prove she's lying, but an intact one virtually proves she wasn't. You went downtown before plugging her, so you had a good view.

It's better when the sober one is making the posts. Maybe lulzsect can get his honey to come post the story in a readable format.

HD Video or it didn't happen.

how do you say that? Give it to me pheonetically pls, not a bunch of squiggly lines.

You can if God wills it.

Don't they already have a coupla movies based on the show? They were kind of big deals, you might have heard of them.

how is the nfl not offering that for sale yet?

aight, it's cool you wanna be coy. just tell us what thread you posted them in. hot girls, asians, beefiest curtains, or curvy chicks?

Someone told me last night that this is the last season of Agents. He's kind of a dumbfuck and read it on facebook, so I'm inclined to not believe him. But I figured if there was even a whisper of cancellation, you guys would know. Tell me how full of shit he is pls.

I'm still behind on this show. 4 1 hour dramas is just too much for me to watch, and SG is the worst of the 4 on CW. But, I just got to that episode and I fucking loved it. I didn't realize any writer anywhere still knew what reporting was. Whoever wrote that scene needs to be put in charge...

simplest explanation is that his phone autocorrected 13 to 30. But for real bro, you better tell her about the last GF and tell her to get some books or start watching some porn or something. She's got some catching up to do.

My dad actually grew up in Louisiana. But he was a cowboy fan since they first formed in 1960. What a bandwagon jumping faggot.

Not following him, is he still a fumbler? Fuck you, i'm just gettign caught up from a weekend of partying. Also, the cowboys hadn't been mentioned on this page yet and that's some bullshit.

First off, it seemed overkill to go more than 2 teams in that sentence. Second, if I had gone 3 teams it woulda been the browns (cuz shitty) or the stealers (cuz hate). Third, whatever rivalry there is with the giants pales in comparison with the redskins, and whatever hate there is for them...

Truth be told, i looked around a little for one that was generic because I didn't want to shit on a particular team. My purpose was to fuck with bandwaggoners. I respect a true fan, even if they're fans of filthy teams like the eagles or redskins.

My wife knows about this place. I think it'd be funny if she were to come here after I died and you got her to stay like you did to Mrs Gravy. All of you who think I'm off my rocker now would realize I'm actually the sane one in the family.

I'll leave this here in case some of yall need it. You can probably use the same form to be a multi-team faggot. Also, I recommend writing in "Forever (this time I mean it)" under 'Duration'.

Holy shit those 2 missed FGs must hurt after losing by 5. Especially with the way the redskins iced their own kicker on that first one. Was there a reason given for that timeout? Too much noise where I was, so if the announcers told us, I missed it. Skins beat us in TOP, yards, and pretty...

where was he making those posts about the chick?

lets compromise and reach out to his cousin. I feel like she's already part of this community.

Most of the shit should come from drawing from different psalms.

Better for everyone if you simply work on another amazing adventure.

I guarantee you there are coaches who think he could be good in the right system or with the right coaching. Probably a number of teams who would give him a shot.

Should change the title to the Al Bundy thread. A fat woman came into the store and said she was a size five. I stuck her hoof into the shoe. My thumb got stuck, she panicked, reared up, and galloped around the store, dragging me along behind. Thank God a stick of butter fell out of her purse...

No but really, this video, like most utube videos and nearly every video you link, was bad. The title should have been more clear that it was explaining the show for someone who had not seen it.

Fuck i forgot about this. Still need to figure out where to watch.

both of you seem to be suffering from a basic misunderstanding of what's going on here. He's made his intentions pretty clear. He's seeing if he can fix her. She's probably thinking the same thing. You said her SJW shit doesn't come out on the dates, right? Also, all you gotta do it cut...

First. Anyone who's never even thought about humping their cousin just has an ugly family.

Creampies may be a bit tame, but yeah it counts as a kink. It adds an element of danger.

Are you saying If the redskins D can't slow down Dak and Zeke, the skins might have a shot? I guess if we keep scoring quick, our defense won't be able to stop the skins either, but if they get rest they might get some stops. Edit: Nevermind, I misread. But it's a funny thought, so I'm...