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It's funny because I know people who have been cheated on, got fired, got dementia, lost friends and had their parents divorced. Not a single one comitted suicide. Sure, the one with dementia is dead now, but she lived like another 10 years and died in hospice care. I know I know, you will...

Please go on record, is rosie odonnel a fat disgusting pig, or not? I can't believe my opponents are actually going to defend that rosie is a hottie.

I'm not watching Wentz so I can't make a comparison, but there's no doubt Dak has been lucky. Either last week or the week before the announcers were sucking his dick, and when they came up to breath, they claimed he hasn't even had any that were close to being picked off. That was bullshit, I...

On the broadcast last week they were saying Dak's already got that record and wentz has a shot to beat it because he still hasn't thrown one. They didn't say shit about brady.

That damage is self inflicted, not caused by words. I'm talking about both the falling damage from the suicide attempt and the psychological damage from the hurty words that you will list in your letter as the reason you jumped from the bridge.

lol delusional. He dick slapped her numerous times and only fucked up by letting her get to him on the taxes. The highlight of the debate for her was remaining standing for 90 minutes against everybody's expectation. Do you think he shit the bed because she didn't fall down maybe?

To add some more spice to it, you can also randomly pick 1 hole each round to be in plexiglass so you can see who's blowing you. That could be very good or very bad. I'll admit I only thought of it because I was thinking the worst part of picking Milana Vayntrub's hole would be that I don't...

This is why Trump is playing up the rigged angle. He's a chargin his lazor. Letting his people know that dirty tricks will be pulled on them to keep them from voting. Playing with the polls is just one of those tricks. dafuk? You're saying Trump won a debate while simultaneously having the...

I learned it originally as catch a American Inventor, but I've on'y ever used "tiger" or "tigger"

Pleasepleaseplease put Milana Vayntrub in hole #6

hold up, let me go first pls.

I realized this a few years ago at a whataburger. Fries sucked unless I was dipping them and I asked myself why the fuck I kept ordering them. Now, the only fast food places I get them from are Wendy's and McDonalds. I discovered it because when I was a child the mayo and mustard was...

Why is that video called "GamerGate in 60 seconds" when it's 90 seconds long? It automatically makes me think the video creator is a liar and most likely everything in the video is a lie.

49 yards is pretty good in high school. As long as he isn't a toe kicker. Thing I read earlier said they'd probably get a kicker in to take the practice workload off of bailey, so I think we can expect someone to be brought in at least. Don't know if that means the practice guy will be signed.

Don't make us have to root for the eagles.

Well shit, 5 wins looks like a slam dunk now. It'll be a glorious meltdown if they only win 2 more games this season.

According to that article, it looks like it's been 8 years. Mike6 was 2 when he arrived and he's 10 now. How long do tiger's live in captivity anyway, and what did mike5 die of?

Speaking of field goals, any new news on Bailey's back injury? They're acting like it's No Big Deal (tm), but it's making him miss field goals, so it kinda is.

Did you make a post-bradford prediction? I'm wondering if you're ready to predict a superbowel win now.

In his defense, my longest relationship before I met my wife was 3 months too. So he might not be too far off from having it figured out. The ring can do it too. I know of a girl IRL who got depressed enough to need happy pills when she went on the ring, then got better when she stopped it.

Oh shit, I thought this was the grown up section. I talked to a vet friend of mine who specializes in large animals. He said we're going to have to put you down.

Use some chinese Dit Da Jow. Here's one I use. Not the best I've used, but it's commercially available. https://www.amazon.com/Solstice-Medicine-Company-Zheng-Relief/dp/B0002BDP3G/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1475613932&sr=8-1&keywords=zeng%2Bgu%2Bshui&th=1

Actually, i just realized these are not all from the same season. But still, there's my suggestion for a theme. Surreal life contestants.

How about The Surreal Life contestants? There's 9 in from this season (2 I think), and Andy Dick could be your 10th since I think he spent a shit ton of time on the show that season.

Shake n fries aint bad, but the best dipping sauce is mustard and mayo mixed together. Most of the time i'm too lazy to mix shit and just use mustard. Actually, let me rephrase that, most of the time I don't dip fries at all, but when I do dip, it's usually mustard. Mayo/mustard is #2 and...

He tried to make a funny. He did not make a funny. I didn't even realize who had posted it till I moved on and saw the :emoji_fork_knife_plate::emoji_poop::emoji_coffin::emoji_gay_pride_flag: response.

Douche may be a feminine hygiene product, but I've never heard a woman be called a douche.

LOL indeed. In archery it's called releasing or loosing. But lets go with loosing since it's the redskins.

My take on the difference between NOT and NONE NOT means you have a party affiliation, it's just not with whoever you're voting for. NONE means you have no affiliation.

Trump am NONE I guess I'd be none. I only consider myself a conservative,. I have to admit I've only voted for 2 democrats in my life so far, a handful of libertarians, and the vast majority were rep. But I check out people's actual positions as much as I can before I make a decision.

If i'm being honest, I preferred the old format with self contained episodes, or at most 3 episode arcs while occasionally revisiting great gags from season's past (for instance manbearpig). There seem to be more dud episodes with this format while they're setting everything up.

LOL, guy literally could not be more wrong. The people who want more discipline for off the field issues don't watch football anyway and were never going to start watching. I'd rather see the best players playing and go back to not knowing how many people he's killed or lines of coke he snorts...

Wait, what? Oral sex is sodomy, or am I just doing oral sex wrong?

Been telling texans fans I know this is karma because of all the shit they talked about romo. I skipped a bunch of pages, is anyone else thinking that brady is nothing more than a good system QB with the way his backups are playing this year?