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No firsthand experience, but I've heard there are candies that look like enough like birth control pills to fool a 21 yr old girl.

i don't understand your point. Are you pushing for the Maryland Redskins? Landover is funnier because of how the injuns handed their land over to us.

When we used to do that in Dallas, we'd get in for $10 a person easily. We just had to be willing to miss kickoff and seat surf because the seats wouldn't be together. Anquan gets desperate once they kick off.

Remember the end goal tiggles. Convince her that racists aren't the monsters twitter tells her you are. Also, to get nude pics first

Start small and laugh immediately afterwards. Since she's in luuurve, she'll take that as you being ironic.

The name is quite offensive though, you can't deny that. Hands down the most offensive name in sports. They should change it to the Landover Redskins immediately.

i've had a fitbit for a few months. In that time I've met the daily steps goal 3 times. It's ridiculous how they count steps, so I don't even pay attention to it, but it buzzes when you meet the goal. Saturday night was the last time and it happened while I was railing my wife. Right as I'm...

i was talking about romo, bro. I think Jones would pull the trigger on that deal so fast he'd pop a stitch and undo his latest facelift.

It's called the fish-eye. Also, wifey made me jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese and wrapped with bacon the last 2 sundays as gameday snacks. If anyone is wondering, that's what love tastes like. Jalapenos gotta be fresh though, let them sit even overnight after being cut and they go off.

Who's got their first round pick next year? I wonder if they'd like an established elite veteran QB.

I saw that, it looked like a bullshit nitpicky stat. They've beaten the baltimore colts and the infographic just said 'baltimore', so it was technically wrong (which is the worst kind of wrong), and I know they beat the ravens when they were called the cleveland browns. If memory serves, the...

confirmed convo is a tryhard

pics pls

Probably not 1:1 but it's a factor. More volume will also give you distance because it's more pressure. When I want to pull out and use it like an artillery piece to shoot over her boobs and attempt to hit her face, I squeeze the tube behind the balls until the 3rd spasm.

You ever try pulling out and spitting on her back? That way you can hit her in the eye when she turns around

This is a good point. I had a 50 yr old roommate a few years back who introduced me to hookup sites like Adult Friend Finder. He was slaying pussy left and right. He could have fucked every night of the week if he wanted, while I think I got 3 responses total during my yearlong subscription...

Unfortunately, sometimes those are political decisions and not sound wildlife management decision. Oh and sludig, on the way home last night I was thinking about your elkburger. Salibury steak would be good too if you know how to make that. I don't, which is why I didn't think about it at...

Lol arizona has a team named coyotes? How insensitive. Pls let them be a soccer team.

Mrs Gravy, your flirting would be obvious to anyone who knows about body language, but most people don't. Could be you're just being too subtle. What sorts of things are you talking about on your date? Steer the conversation towards sex talk. Ask him how big his dick is. Tell him you're only...

I mostly make stew out of my ground venison. I'd suggest burgers in a frying pan with a layer of bacon grease to be sure it's not too dry. Chili is also good, but chili will really hide the flavor. Once you open the bag, it should be obvious whether it has any fat. Brutul, I don't know...

lol Waitaminute, is the NFLE still a thing? Haven't heard shit about it in years.

Respect bro. That's the most selfless act I can imagine.

Young chicks are like that. Pretty much every girl I knew who found a good man changed their political outlook. Right now, you're just showing her that racists are regular people, not the monsters her bitter old lesbian professors have taught her about. Now, when she learns the truth, it's...

Does that mean your password will be in your will and everyone will be instructed to get drunk then come here and shitpost on your account?

i have no idea what rangoth is responding to. Fein, if he titles it to himself he has to pay taxes, then you'd have to pay taxes again upon transfer. Those would be sales tax and based either on the actual price, or a predetermined schedule of values because people lie and try to say the shit...

Cowboys have 2 thursday games in a row. Dammit, now I'm going to have to watch a regular thursday night game.

Damn. I noticed the cowboys were playing at noon, and I was hoping it was a new NFL policy or something. Teams that have to play thursdays should always have the previous week at home and in the early time slot. I hope they shitcan thursday games next year. Thanksgiving and opening night...

I'm really pissed we never get to see these nekkid photos.

Dude, she's a tranny for trump. If she kerplatted herself it would have been from getting fucked up and falling off the roof of the hotel where the coke party was happening. That has nothing to do with being trans. Welcome to being a girl.

I thought we were talking about the intermediate types like you who still have twig and berries. Wasn't the question what do you prefer to be called? If they're passable and have vajayjays, I don't have a problem calling them women, but something like T-girl is much more honest. Is vanessa...

you mean ... When are you going to show us some before pics? You can't keep saying shit like this and not show the before pics. Then what term do they prefer?

I saw a card yesterday that said it could be tapped to be used as an interrupt. Would that work too? I couldn't figure out when you'd want a card like that. I didn't realize destroying one of them wouldn't work. I need to study the stack some more I guess.

OK, so it's one opponent at a time, but once it starts, it doesn't stop until everyone is dead or someone plays something that can stop it, right?

Is that TabakRules? Cause he seems to just be talking about the seahawks. Here's a different one that the same person told me was a win condition. Exquisite Blood and Sanguine Bond. They claim that when you have both out, if you gain even 1 pt of life, or any opponent loses 1 pt of life...

I'm the new player here. Actually, we were both new, which is why I didn't take their word for it.

I already mentioned I get a new game day hat every year. Last couple years I've been getting 2 hats because I kept forgetting the hat when I'd go to my 1 game a year at the stadium, and have to buy another. This year I got 2 at the start of the season because there were 2 I really wanted. The...

You could be right. I'm basing that on nothing but assumptions. Why don't you sign up and let us know?

Didn't realize grinder was only for dude on dude action. Obviously, I assumed dude on dude would be the most common hookup because testosterone, but I thought it was intended to cover the full LGBTQPX spectrum.

The only fake titties are when the bra is stuffed. If they can be motorboated, they're real enough.

Sorry it took so long to answer this, I've been basically off the internet for a couple weeks. Ruling on mechanics is what I was asking about, I don't understand what LGS drama is. I wasn't referring to any specific question, just wondering how those rulings get made, how they get brought to...