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  1. iannis

    Health Problems

    That experience sort of changed my mind about Death with Dignity tbh. If you were staring at that for every day for the rest of your life. Yeah...
  2. iannis

    Health Problems

    Yeah, probably high tolerance bunking with low tolerance. Although, I've never had a kidney stone. Supposedly they do hurt an insane amount. I think I had hepatitis once. Not the virus, I don't have that, I think literally my liver got infected somehow. I did get a little bit jaundiced...
  3. iannis

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    It's probably just an outlet. You're talking about men who are wound so tight that they cannot unwind. So instead of ritual bushido perversions, they just buy themselves a cute trophy wife and watch her fuck other dudes in order to fill an insecurity. It's cutting for wealthy old men.
  4. iannis

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Well I wasn't, but I am now. It is just not possible for me to be that ripped without actual surgery. GOD DAMN GENES.
  5. iannis

    The Astronomy Thread

    Her name is Anal? Howunfortunate.
  6. iannis

    Best way to get back at a fraudster?

    You have their shipping address? Send them doodie in a box. Do NOT put a return address on the box. +nets if it's your doodie. Or maybe dog doodie. ++nets if it's horse doodie. Not cow doodie though, cow doodie doesn't stink too bad unless you get it wet.
  7. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I will contribute to this charity if it helps. Just get a photoprinter and show up with an envelope full of dickpics.
  8. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh, no kids? Well in that case it just depends on if you think she'll be a good lay. What are you still doing on these forums? GO GET YOUR DICK SUCKED, SON.
  9. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sure, the home is probably already wrecked. I agree with that. But that ain't on a man until he has her suck her juice off his cock. Once she's done that, he is no longer blameless. I know most of yall think I'm a prude about it, but to me there is a clear line. If you fuck a married...
  10. iannis

    Greece - A New Hope

    A confederation will prey on it's weakest members. That's what happened in both American Confederacies. And it happens in European Confederacies. They tend to only be as Good as the King that rules them. The one thing Obama did which I respect very much, and was conflicted about at the...
  11. iannis

    Greece - A New Hope

    The part where the people with the money got tired of throwing good money after bad. I guess. You want to forget that in this not only is the Greek getting dicked, so is the taxpayer. The difference is that the Greek will probably starve to death. I guess they probably shouldn't have...
  12. iannis

    2015 Emmy Awards

    You also have to nominate yourself for these awards. There's money and paperwork involved. It's not a panel of judges pulling down a big old list of "Hey, what's new this year?". The rick and morty guys might not give a shit.
  13. iannis

    2015 Emmy Awards

    It would be an epic injustice if they didn't. That was all around the best show of the year. Writing, acting... well, they actually went a little bit cheap with production in the final half-season. So if we're honest it shouldn't win for that. But with the half-season shit that they...
  14. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Eskimo brothers is a different thing. But she is married. Do they have kids? Personally, if they had no kids, I'd probably take her up on the offer after considering it for a day or so. Yeah, it's gonna get weird but so what. Life is weird. And like has been said, it's at worst 3 months...
  15. iannis

    Reddit is on fire

    They probably would have still done alright. There's a niche for something that is massive, hosts local communites, and exists somewhere between 4chan and facebook. Their stated position on threading is still a bigger negative to me than their sudden realization that dollars. I might be...
  16. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If it wasn't a co-worker I'd say have fun. There is a 100% chance that shit is gonna get weird. And when it does you're not gonna be able to just bail.
  17. iannis

    The Astronomy Thread

    Krun, Cthulu, and Mordor. But really, those are just Tobais's balls, guys.
  18. iannis

    Greece - A New Hope

    Yeah? Well, Onassis married that Kennedy widow. So there. I expect Greeks dislike us for a few reasons. Tourism is probably the main one. They get our filthy tourists clogging up their towns every summer, and I would not blame them for resenting it. Shipping tensions are probably another...
  19. iannis

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I dunno. I can see an internet savvy dad that is hip to the jive. Especially if he's been watching his son's internet activity. I mean, really, Bisi's gotta be like 50 and he knows what a SJW is.
  20. iannis

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I dunno. I can see an internet savvy dad that is hip to the jive. Especially if he's been watching his son's internet activity. I mean, really, Bisi's gotta be like 50 and he knows what a SJW is.
  21. iannis

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I never read her novels, but I used to have a book of her Poetry. It was god-awful. All I remember is that she wrote something about an electric potato and I NEWP'd.
  22. iannis

    Reddit is on fire

    Because, real talk, Americans are basically fucking retarded. And we're whores. I, too, have a price. I'm only lucky enough that no one has ever offered it.
  23. iannis

    Greece - A New Hope

    I wouldn't take that quite so much as being sick of Germany's shit as wanting to have assurances that Germany knows what the fuck they're doing and making sure that America gets a cut. Because, no lie, Germany could turn Greece into ISIS2.0 on accident. And 'Murica doesn't really want to...
  24. iannis

    Greece - A New Hope

    Actually I wonder if you would. What I would expect is that you'd get a shit-TON of anti-Islam-is-ists. But it might be that everybody likes to bag on the Jews. I'll give you that maybe. I bet it breaks along that religious line, though. There's got to be a real conjugation for that...
  25. iannis

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I'm thinkin Jane Austin
  26. iannis

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    He's comin for you. And I do mean comin. Me, I'm respectful. I understand you're gay. I accept that. So I'd just stick it in your butt. It works even if gavin is right. CHECK-MATE, PONY BOY.
  27. iannis

    Home Improvement

    I would think that it will probably just dry up. But you might need to check the roofing. The plywood itself, just to make sure that there wasn't any sustained damage. If it was growing up there I have to assume it got underneath the shingles. If you had moss, you probably had bugs living...
  28. iannis

    The Astronomy Thread

    request to rename Pluto to Piebald.
  29. iannis

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    As a non book reader, I very much got the impression that they were stabbing him because they'd all been sitting around the table asking each other, "What's next? What kind of crazier shit is he going to pull?" Combined with Lord Commander Not-Jon-Snow talking about "good men get us all...
  30. iannis

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    My God. Next time anyone tells me "You should talk more" i'm going to text them a link to that and tell them "I think as a general rule people should probably talk less". I will buy a fucking phone on the spot to do it.
  31. iannis

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    + = I'MA COMIN TO PROVIDENCE!!!
  32. iannis

    The Astronomy Thread

    True. But Crack Cocaine is a better thing to spend 30 dollars on than Pantheon. At least Crack Cocaine is real. BOOYAH. Or here's one! It cuts out the middleman. BOOYAH.
  33. iannis

    Greece - A New Hope

    They just conquered Greece and they didn't have to build a single Volkswagen Tank.
  34. iannis

    Greece - A New Hope

    Germans obviously want the Greeks to just get. the. fuck. out. But Germans cannot force the Greeks out. Only the Greeks themselves can choose to leave. The solution to this problem is to make staying SO onerous that the Greeks have no choice BUT to revolt. And yet again, the Greeks choose...
  35. iannis

    Greece - A New Hope

    DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES
  36. iannis

    The Shannara Chronicles

    Elf stones was actually the best, if you go back and re-read them. I agree though that as a kid Elf Stones was the worst. Sword was an almost direct rip of Tolkien and Wish Song was a maudlin journey of emo tweens. So both of those are going to appeal to the age group. Elf Stones was where...
  37. iannis

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    At this point a patent seems like nothing more than a bribe to the edifice of the patent office. There's not much credibility in any of it. It's just simple graft.
  38. iannis

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Ding ding. Shame. Shame. Shame.
  39. iannis

    Greece - A New Hope

    It looks like about 12,000 euros a year. Sauce:List of European countries by average wage - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia