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At first you're bummed out that they don't understand. But then you come to realize that makes it even funnier.

lol. I do that shit too. I'll pick up the mouse. "Computer. Computer?" And then just look at the young girl staring at me like, "can you turn this thing on?"

Sweet. Call the next one the Mark. And write a clause for kicking the bums out into your charter this time!

That's almost twice as much! *napkin proofed

That's actually a pretty clever metric. Fuckin japs.

Granted this is a shitshow. A true shitshow. But what's just as bad is that the reddit "culture" thought they were somehow exempt. It pleases me. Maybe the next iteration will have better thread formatting. Reddit has always been an unreadable hodgepodge. The only things they ever...

Oh my heart's been broken for so long I can't even remember who broke it anymore. I do live alone. I'm just a hard man to get along with day to day. I guess. Or something. I dunno. I'm moody as hell IRL. I know that much. But man moody, you know. Not woman moody. And I think that...

I'm just assuming that the people who are saying to put her in a home are just ignorant of what a living hell "a home" is for those that are still able to be cared for by themselves or laymen. There are no good ones. There are less bad ones. Because if they're not just ignorant of what they...

You called the cops on their chickens and pigs? Man.I've lived next to messicans. That's like one of the perks. Fresh eggs for a buck. The only annoying thing about messicans is that they like to party and they have huge groups of friends/family. Friday night there will be this mexican...

Ok. Colbert is just good.

Well, who needs sunshine friends I guess is the moral here. Greeks are now officially the mexicans of europe? But our mexicans actually work hard, is maybe the problem.

Some of this shit is actually vile because I don't think some of you are over emphasizing to make a point. Leave your chronically ill mother in the ditch. Fuk dat bitch, m i rite? You people disgust me. Seriously. Even black dudes love their mommas.

Duty doesn't have to be misery. That's all. I don't know how women deal with that issue, but I do know that it's different than the way men deal with it. It actually is, dammit. I'm not being a mistogynist. So you'll get a lot of man answers. Maybe it's something to talk about with a...

And boys, that's how it's done. LOL IRL. Not a mocking lol either. That was fucking perfect.

I'd personally recommend avoiding psych drugs anyway, even if they did have a loathing-b-gone. Which, they do have a few. But that's not treatment. That's a business model. Depends on who you ask, I guess. I've got a psychiatrist friend who I have this conversation with every few...

Now I'm sure your mom doesn't actively want you miserable. And if she does, she's a miserable cunt and you should ignore her. Still support her and whatnot, that's only duty, but absolutely fucking ignore her needing company in her misery. There are things that you have to give even when...

I don't see the issue here. If you have the presence of mind to take the condom off the dildo before you stick in in the pink and then roll it back on when you go back to the stink. Well, Icansee how different colors would be a bad idea if you're in the dark.

I don't see what has to be so miserable about living with your family. Now you toss in lesbianism and a lack of social outlets and maybe I can start seeing some misery. And you toss in a house in need of some renovation which the insurance reneged on and maybe I can see some financial stress...

Couldn't you just.. uhh.. use the brown one for one hole and the pink one for the other? Or am I overthinking this here?

I kinda want to know why you're putting condoms on vibrators, myself. I find this notion confusing.

3 might not sound like a lot. But give it some intial vetting and peer review, and if it's not just a bunch of nerds having a giant communal brainfart and there is potential for a practical application... it'll become a hell of a lot more than 3 right quick.

Like the dudes at NASA drive the rover and decide what tools to put on it. IT's the dudes over at JPL that actually build the thing.

There are multiple labs working with it. By multiple I mean at least 3. And probably only 3. There's the original dude who built it in the first place, then there's these other guys making a different version who will be testing it later this month, then there's nasa kinda dicking around...

Just sick of it all? Sort of androgenous? Made of metal?

We could just send undesirables there and not worry about getting them back to earth. Worked out pretty O-K for the English.

You fool. You put the chicken nuggets IN the mac and cheese.

Locke. That was his name. It's actually a better series to me assuming that they had no damn idea where the fuck the story was going and were just producing a serial for as long as they could keep the contract. You can take the good episodes out and ignore the soap opera retardation. Which...

Honestly I think they just winged the entire thing except for a few episodes. I remember the old guy, the smoke monster dude. He was in a wheelchair and crashing on the island healed his legs. In an interview with that dude he said they didn't even tell him his character had been in a...

I'm not saying it's aliens.

Unfortunately for the euro's, back in 1787 there were only about a hundred or two men that had to deliberate a new form of government, and maybe a few thousand that had to be convinced. And most everyone seemed to realize that the only thing interstate tariffs were going to accomplish was...

Huh? I thought you poked it in her, and then just aimed.

Oh man, I so much want that to be legit.

Find a nice fellah. Maybe named Brandon. Settle down. Adopt some yellow childrens. Teach them to sew.

Nice job turning me gay, internet. At least I can get married.

I'd be linking some fucked up BSDM caning-torture-porn right now if the rickshaw wasn't so broken. Huh. I guess maybe my inclination to do that sort of thing MIGHT be one of the reasons why the rickshaw is so broken? Nah. Draegun is just prissy.

You're more fun to torment than Hodj is.

Try a different posish. Sometimes it's like I'll never pop and just have to will myself to. And maybe that sounds like, "RAR! MAAAAANLY AS BALLLLS". But no, that shit is not a good thing for either of us. I've actually had to just stop before. And that does strange things to a woman's...

kake. Germany sort of IS the EU. If germany leaves the EU you better start investing in American war bonds. And jet planes. Cause that means they're fed up with this whole peaceful economic conquest kick and are thinking about something more direct and dependable.

Sex is only gross if you're doing it right.

What the fuck. How are your toilets SHAPED? There's a good 6 inches between the water and my nutsack. When you wipe do you stick your hand down into your shitwater? This is no country for saggy balled old men, I guess.