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Yeah, that's bad. It might actually be time to call Social if the Mother is still AWOL today. If something has to be done that about the only thing that can be done, honestly. But there is still a hope that maybe she was at work or something along those lines. It -might- be something like...

Seriously though. She went to a Church with an inner circle. That shit creeped me out. The Chinese are strange yellow bastards.

Of course I -WAS- trying to convince her to give up the butthole. So maybe that was it.

Unique Son of Man. That's one of those really hard parts of the philosophy. Too easy to turn him into a Corn King and that's just as wrong as trying to say, "whatever he was just a normal dude LOL". They both seem to miss the point to me. It's too easy to fall into the Budda = Christ =...

The main thing that can be said for it is that if they're able to do it the hard way, they should have developed the tools to be able to do it an easier way much more effectively. And if they can get funding to TRY to do it the hard way, that is also a positive. It seems silly as shit, but...

So instead of the germans and italians it'll be the russians and the greeks? Well. It'll be a short war this time. We probably won't even have to come re-re-re-liberate france!

POOR-WHITE-TRASH-ALITY

When a person stops thinking about sex it's time to worry. It justisan indicator of general health. I don't mean they have to be Deuce Bigalow or Pedobear levels of horny or anything like that. It may be that they think about sex with their wife who died 10 years ago. That still counts.

May? That shit will be locked down tighter than a virgins asshole.

I can teach you how to love again. It'll only take 2 minutes of your time.

I could probably do one for ya on the cheap.

I don't think that's true. Or at least not as true as it was. It's just you're not trying to fuck dudes so for the most part you're like, "Hah! Get it, dawg!" Men get a reputation too for whoring it up. It is less severe than the one that women get, but it's there.

Maybe it's just me, but I prefer it to come post erection.

YOU EITHER

NOT YOU

He is only 13 guys. You don't need to write him off entirely SO early. It's no excuse. He fucked up bad. He needs to understand that and correct it. He won't understand it OR correct it if he's left entirely to himself. That doesn't mean that you legally adopt him. I had po'buckin...

WHAT WHAT WHAT?!?!? /o chat is always full of nonsense. I abolished ochat in all my guilds after EQ.

Oh, it's a white boy? Yeah. The mother will let him rot. White people be all crazy. It doesn't mean you can't threaten her with child services... it's just that it's not gonna be effective in getting her to back down. Maybe she takes the weekend for a little break. If the boy can be...

That is a tough spot. The best thing that could happen is that they boy apologizes to his mother and she takes him back into the house. Poor or not, young or not, he fucked up real good. The mother might let him rot. Failing that, you can't keep a 2nd son. If the boy is smart you might be...

Hug therapy

You can also get tin sheeting. Easy as shit, you just screw it down. Don't think I'd nail it down.

Now this is how you rickshaw It's a verb now

Your canadian seed is so strong that it broke her cooter. You need to let that girl rest.

A stomach virus can fuck it up. It is a remarkably good solution. It is more effective than anyone has any right to expect. But nothing is perfect. That's why there are patches now, to address some of the issues with hormonal birth control in pill form. She probably didn't burgle you...

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The Tamster. Tamarino. Eatin' some tater chips. Starin' me down.

9/11wasan inside job tho. oh and plus pluto and stuff.

Fuckin 012ers.

Well you pretty much have to go get married. If only to reassure the families. You don't want to be fighting this battle for the next 20 years. Don't be a poor who says, "Nah man! Live free! Marriage means nothing!" Maybe you're right. Maybe you're wrong. Put a ring on it anyway. At...

Huh. I never knew there was such a thing as an albino plant. I'd say "well, it makes sense" but it actually doesn't! Witchery.

It's a "KY is NOT optional" sort of situation, is all. Other than that... don't hate. Procreate.

Man, that sucks. I'm a firm believer that there is no such thing as a small job. But it does kind of sound like she was saying, "This shit is BORING." And I am a firm believer that there are very many jobs indeed which are fucking boring. You can find the right personality type for it...

Beg, Borrow, or Steal. What happens when the greeks can no longer even pretend to prop themselves up? That would also be a reason that they don't want to hear it. I don't know what happens, but the best possible case is that a lot of greeks starve to death. And it'll probably be much worse...

Forget the bangbus, we've got the whore wagon!

Man. After the third time my balls start to hurt. I've gone for four once and regretted it. 8 times?

New Ringtone.

Tough love. "You either shit yourself or here's an idea, you don't." + Dad points.

I dunno. 1) Define axioms to be comprehensible and constructive 2) ??? 3) Marvel that axioms are comprehensible and constructive. But that is why stuff like flat earth lives on and is worth being passingly familiar with. There are philosophical questions there that may or may not have...

I also support Olly's claim to the Iron Throne.

Nah, it builds hype for the next season. Jon Snow has to be the most popular character behind Tyrion now. And he might be more popular than Tyrion. Should be, since tyrion was pretty lame this season and Jon was pretty kickass. Plus the season just ended. So it's not like anyone gives a...