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There's only supposed to be one red trooper. Cardinal. He trains (or trained) the young recruits. He was the only one with a different set of armor before phasma showed up. He should also have a cape.

New guy at work is named Jerry. I've had sort of ear worm for a month now of Rick saying "Even a God Damned Jerry". I need to find out if this guy is a Rick and Morty fan. Best part is, he shares Jerry's meekness. So far he doesn't seem to be a loser though.

Can I pre-bitch about my company going to office 365? I'm scheduled to make the downgrade this weekend.

Somebody needs to make a movie akin to reefer madness to explain to everyone the dangers of virtual currency.

My wife and I both have a long history of noping out of the other's plans at the last minute. Most of the time on weekends or vacations we have a list of potential things to do. When the time comes, we do what we feel like doing. Usually no more than 1 or 2 items must be done. I enjoy the...

I aint gay. But I'm not sure I could pass up the opportunity to play with patriotic Jesus's dick. Especially if it was on a high holy day like July 4th.

I just finished watching this. Great show. My wife loves both gaiman and pratchett. She told me that in the book, a second copy of nutter's new prophesies were delivered to someone else. I'm guessing that was in the book to leave an opening for a sequel, but since pratchett is dead they left...

Interesting how many of the losers had more guaranteed money than the person who beat them. If not for the performance of the night bonus, masvidal would have made less than bitchboy. Rockhold still made more than the guy who whipped him. Gilbert Melendez too but I don't remember him. I expect...

I'm not sure what an oblique kick is, but it looked like Santos hurt himself. Jones barely attacked his legs and I think he only kicked the left leg once. Apparently they didn't notice he was hurt.

This is holly intelligently defending herself. By playing with nunes's pussy while she eats punches to the face.

With an 8.5" reach advantage, I'm surprised at how that fight went down. It was like Jones was closing the distance for him and couldn't land good shots because the range was too short. Maybe he should have thrown more elbows.

I fairness, I can't find a replay so I decided to spout off based on what I'm pretty sure I remember. Namely that she got punched in the head a few times after she was down.

It was real intelligent how she was blocking those punches with her face. Cause she needed her hands on the ground to keep from laying down.

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WTF, the nunez fight was about to begin and now I'm back to the start of the masvidal fight?

That was better than pat smith knocking out the ninja

Holy shit i think he killed askren

Fucking fucks. they told me all night that all i had to do was subscribe to ESPN+ to get the fight. I was like, WTF, $4.99 for a UFC is pretty good. Maybe I won't even cancel immediately and see what ESPN+ has. Then I finally subscribe and they want another fucking $59.99. Fuck them. They...

I drove in florida once and came upon one of those exits where you needed a sunpass. I had no idea how else to get where I was going, so I had to use the exit. I stopped and called the number on the booth at like midnight. Got an old dude who it sounded like I had just woken up. He told me...

Worst season so far, but I still like it. I'd rather have coked out pam than this rock monster with smelly boners. Jury is still out on carol. She's always the best character from season to season, but she's still kind of ho hum so far in this one. I mean, is she even still the same freak...

Is this still a continuation on the original? Are they trying to forget the girl power reboot?

Who are you going to infect next? May I suggest attempting to give it back to the family that gave it to you? With luck, they'll be getting over it while you are still infectious.

I used to be the undisputed champ at operation. The key is to treat it like it's a real person and just turn him over and shake the pieces out.

I use jaxx for my wallet. Coinbase can fuck itself. They stole some of my coin by deciding at the last minute that I hadn't jumped through enough hoops to cash it out to a bank account. I think they owe me a refund on the transfer fees. I showed them with their own words where I had done...

You're probably thinking they are lasers that should be moving at the speed of light. They are plasma bolts. Superheated tibanna gas (the stuff lando was mining in cloud city) that gets launched. Also, what scene are we talking about?

I can't tell if that's a pro or anti sargon song. Also I don't care who sargon is.

If he was just looking for a gay QB to out, why didn't he go with the smart money and talk about Garcia? I'm tellin ya, TO and Garcia were lovers.

Maybe toll road authorities are idiots everywhere. I remember once when I bought a used car. I put the car on my account immediately and started using the toll roads. before the toll tag came in. Then I started getting violation notices months later. Turns out I was ALSO supposed to enter...

By the 15th date, the questions would be, "Did you give me herpes? What kind? Where?"

I was just looking for where the line is so our more talented shoopers won't be scared to try it.

Since we're on this topic anyway. I just got drug tested 2 weeks in a row at work. They filed the wrong paperwork the first time. I told the HSE girl "It's a good thing I didn't go on a cocaine bender to celebrate passing the last one!" She said "Yeah, right. Passing. You need to go to the...

I'm glad you said something. I didn't realize it had sound.

Yeah I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop here. I'm not even sure that's really his kid, he just wanted to see what we'd do with the picture. @LLR can we get a ruling on whether drawing dicks on this kid would violate any rules?

I have used the line "This is a house, not an NVA training camp and this is a dishwasher, not a punji trap" Maybe she's a RL wicked witch and she freaks out because she's not sure she has her protection from water spell active.

Only thing that pisses me off about silverware in the dishwasher is people who put the fucking pointy ends up. I either put all the same type in each slot, or have even numbers in each slot. Cause sometimes I have CDO and sometimes I have ODC. There was a comedian back in the 80's who had a...

So is this the last season?

Wasn't item 1 on that list to get them young before they get diseased?

I guess you have to weigh it every time from now on before you leave the store. Because even if you convince them your scale is correct, how do they know you didn't remove half of it? Pharmacies get this too. Employees short customers and steal the shit for themselves.

Weird. similar to my testosterone levels that I mentioned in another thread. After something like a decade of them being low, they're suddenly back in the normal range. I haven't done a treatment for it in at least 5 years, and the treatments were't making a difference.