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#triggered. racist noose. racist axe. racist buckle.

You give 'em hell, Nunkle! That other one reminds me of that Bill Cosby routine. C'mere C'mere, no go away go away. It has been my experience that when a pretty girl does that it's because she expects you to buy her stuff. She ain't that pretty, gnome.

zombie jon! He's the rightful king all right. The rightful king across the wall! muhahahahaha. The mermen win.

I dunno that I'd say the kid is a bad actor. It's difficult to tell from the portrayal of a single character. He's most likely playing himself... or maybe he's a precocious actor and his pop was like, "Glen is an idealistic, awkward, confused loser and Betty is a super milf. Your motivation...

It'll be some dude you heard of once in chapter 3 of book 1. Long troll. Point. Game. Set. Match.

Floyd Pepper's Big Gig!

Ok first you have to get her really really drunk. But not so drunk that she can't sign her own name. Wait, scratch that, first what you have to do is write up a contract.

And you also have to decide if you love her. Not to be a fag, but that's a real thing. People go through slumps and sometimes those slumps can last half a year, a year. The goal of getting out of the slump is important, obviously. But you know what I mean. The faggy part is that you both...

Maybe Oldtown is a designated green zone. The city of the Maesters. True Neutral. "We just run the gubmint, mi'lords. And sometimes raise zombies if you let us." Like sacred ground in The Highlander.

TEAM STANNIS FOR LIFE. HIS LIFE, NOT MINE.

That's the thing about stone mans. They are very patient.

ps don't be black

It's probably like the "nursing shortage". Yeah, there is a shortage of good, qualified nurses. No damn doubt. The powers that be also make sure that shortage doesn't get fixed. Cause $$$, son.

Am I the only one that noticed the chair greyworms girlfriend was sitting on? It was a shaker chair. Just a simple shaker chair. Look, I know it's faggy. But they're in this desert land with pyramids and dragons and this high spartan throne room and all this high fantasy stuff... and she's...

Learning how to fit 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag is a thing that every engineer should know how to do, and also critical for any worthwhile study of genders.

Epilogue. And they can do a little better still with Don. Leaving him there at the bus stop would be ok. But they can do a little better, too.

Holy fucking shit, that woman went insane on your ass. I mean I know that black girls will go nuts on white guys. I never actually stopped to think they'd do it to not-white guys too. I thought it was just like some weird underlying racial tension thing and they snap. Who'da thunk it...

All I care about is that I come before her. She will LEARN to respect the patriarchy.

I'm gonna miss this show. It's just been consistently great for the entire run. I know it's a soap opera for middle aged white men. But I'm a middle aged white man.

You just invite them both over for a 3 way. The one who shows up is the one you keep. If they both show up then hey, free 3 way. If neither of them show up then it is better to have loved and lost.

Too soon, onoesbro. But done is done.

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It was some movie with Greg kinnear. He was a postal worker and they were answering all the dead letters that were sent to Santa or something like that. It was just so bad. Like a Christmas comedy without any elements of comedy. I think it might have been called dear God or dear Santa or...

Well, he did finally confess to strangers. He's only ever confessed to a few people before, and he was forced to do that (with the exception of the real Donald Draper's wife). And it confirmed what we assumed, that he told Turd to go fuck off. Just not on camera. And he gave that hick ass...

Tell her that it's a valid concern, and you already have three suitcases packed along with $10,000 in small bills. If worst comes to worst, there is always Mexico.

God man, my ankles. I have to stay in motion all the time or else the synovial fluid recedes and I get stiff as fuck. That never used to happen. People think I'm manic. I just don't want my feet to hurt. One day I'm going to sit down and not be able to stand back up. I don't know which...

I wonder if the final episode is gonna be 100% Don. I'm thinking it probably will be. He's gonna buy that damn farm. That, "You know what you can buy with a hundred bucks in Wichita? EVERYTHING" wasn't just a throwaway, I don't think.

Betty. BETTY. I don't think Don's broke broke. I think he's still got at least a million, which is pleeeeeenty. He's just not Roger Sterling rich, or even close to it anymore. It is like the maid said, he made so many commercials he don't have to work no more.

It's a fair question that I don't know the answer to. I'll hazard a few guesses though. 1) It's the best shot because we've now looked at the other wild guess best shots and, while we've had some remarkable discoveries (not just water on mars, but small amounts of liquid water which...

Pilot holes are for the easily intimidated.

It does sound like compatibility issues in the Challenges that can be overcome category. I mean it sort of sounds like you probably are gonna have to go to Wal-Mart by yourself a lot of times and realize that she's just a homebody. Some people are. I'm perfectly content myself to just sit at...

All the other stuff included... this has GOT to be the worst part. There are 19 year olds that I could totally make. But then there's a voice in my head, "You might have gone to high school with her DAD. IT IS POSSIBLE" and I'm all "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

We do know your name! HAHA, ITS DUMBASS.

I need to go to sleep but I don't wanna. Good Dr, is there a recommended dosage of crank for this eventuality?

Now now, Winter is still coming. He hasn't even introduced any of the main characters of the story yet, ffs. So far all we've got is the basic setting.

Part time bartending sounds like it would be sorta horrible. Even if the money was ok, and even if you could get on somewhere decent, you'd probably be like the one guy in the place with any sort of work ethic. Or maybe one of the two or three.

I'd also say closer to 13% than 8. And I wouldn't put it much over 15. Unless you've got like a giant black girl ass hiding behind that hand or something, 18% is out of bounds. 12-15% is probably the range. And I expect that it is mostly in your loose skin.

Lots and lots of ass to mouth.

His Majesty is like a stream of bat piss. He shines out as a golden ray in the darkness!

If I was a chick I'd totally give it up for either of those. I'm using the poopy one.