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Matt was driven nuts by his cowardice. Hewasa self confessed and self aware coward, but he was no longer entirely sane. The insane part of it was that nothing he did made any real sense. He wanted to kill Matt for reasons. He didn't need to. He opened the airlock for reasons. He didn't...

.computar. Hello. Computar.

He's just kinda your generic head up your own ass believe your own bullshit visionary tech guy. I don't get the feeling personally that the Hooli guy is loosely based on either Jobs or Gates. He's probably more loosely based on some amalgam of actual guys that you've never heard of. Like Marc...

I dunno the timeline, but all they need to do is have him make 1 unpopular decision an episode for about 3 episodes, and let Sam overhear some gossip in 2 of them, and then in the 4th one reveal that there's some sort of plot to kill him. And then either do it in the 4th or 5th. It'll be a...

I thought for sure we'd see Sally at Woodstock.

It IS weird to see skinny/not huge dudes with type 2. You just assume type1 if they're younger than 30 and/or not a lardass. Gotta be honest. You lost the diabetes lottery on that one. And if he's talking about a 6 month checkup I wouldn't be too worried about it at all. Glasses tend to...

It ain't easy to drill through a few miles of ice on earth. I think at the very least it puts the oceans out of reach. The theory favoring life, as far as I remember it, was that life would most likely exist in the vents and crevasses rather than the giant ocean. Fewer to no vents makes...

Are you saying what I think you're saying. IS IT MARINA KASTANAPHASNUFFLEUFFULETOKALIS? I would fuck that greek woman.

That's weird. 17 looks more like a pit than 14 to me. 24 looks most like a pit on top. And I saw that doggie dick too. Shit made me laugh. "Hi there, buddy! Whatcha doin?"

They don't call it the taint for nuthin.

If you accidentally star in a gangbang, you HAVE to tell us which dick is yours. So that we can cheer for you.

Well, I mean, it actually sounds like a solution. I dunno. What else are they gonna do? 13 years, their older dog might be starting to go senile. Or he might just be in a terminal bad mood cause his joints ache. Or he might just be confused as fuck and hate Arizona and he can't bite the...

Yeah, your boy sounds like he's got the shit figured out already. He's smarter than you think. He don't. give. a. fuuuuuck. He has detached. That's a good thing. He'll socialize. I mean he is just 2.

You have basically described the perfect woman here. Shameless whore. Self Motivated. Clarity of Purpose. Physically Attractive. AND She likes me for me?!?!?

Yeah, that's always struck me as being odd. I had one of the most difficult conversations with a no-kill shelter lady recently. I mean she's obviously a sweetheart and pouring a lot of money into trying to mitigate the strays/abandoned animals issue. But when you're talking about...

lots and lots of ass to mouth

I wish I'd weighed myself before and after. That had to have been 5 lbs of shit. I think that's like 17 kilos or something. I dunno. Fuck France.

NOT NO MORE

I just pooped again. And it was a normal sized poop. Where is it all coming from? I haven't been eating very much the past week. And I've been having poops. I'm just kind of confused.

My butthole is STILL throbbing a little, and I took that dump two hours ago. It was the closest to a Randy Shit that i've ever had. Ever shit so hard that it made your dick hard?

I'm pretty sure they were bred from some sort of bear/dog mix.

Well, Joan got to where she was by taking one for the team. A small, smelly one at that. It wasn't all Joan being a bitch. Joan got laid, they got paaaaaiiiiid. They did owe Joan quite a bit. But the guys over at Turd's place don't owe her crap. That's probably in the boilerplate all...

You notice how Hodj stops posting for a day and everyone starts dogfighting? Much like his longfathers, he was the keystone. The Great Uniter. RIP you glorious bastard. You magnificent Republican Son of the Confederacy.

My father thinks that animals are children. That's kind hearted, but I'm sorry. I actually am sorry. If I could push a button and make them toddlers I probably would. But they're not. They're just not. They're animals. They are not responsible for themselves in the fashion that humans...

I might be able to top it. The problem with pitts is that they're built low to the ground and generally have a dark coloring and they won't bark while they're in an aggressive stance. It's like they're ninjadogs. So I mean you have a toddler crawling around the house at night, and you're...

You'd have to be retarded to not be able to see something like that coming. Seriously like you'd just have to be dumb. Honestly. Lets give religious zealots limitless authority? What could possibly go wrong!!! It's a basic theme of the entire story. EVERYTHING will go wrong. I...

What's really amazing is that song launched his career. The dude must be something of a force of nature in person.

I'm not a lawyer, but it doesn't sound like you have a lot to work with. They're not denying her the leave, they're not broadcasting a massive shaft incoming when she returns to work, they're not denying her her own sick days, they are denying her use of the shared time-bank program for a...

Well, I dunno. He was living poor and all that but then handed carte blanche to clean the streets up. If you were a pious man and felt that there was a legitimate corruption within your society and you had a bunch of young zealots at your disposal who were eager to go clean up the...

That's good, you have a diagnosis. And that's actually... well, it's obviously not great news or anything... but it also coulda been worse news.

Poor Ser Friendzone just can't catch a break.

Don's ditzy secretary truly is awesome. She's just so bubbly. I think that probably was the old office sets. The greenscreens have been really cheap this season. I'm sure the final few episodes have seen some budget cuts, and reusing an entire set would fit right in. At least it works...

lol. Yeah, that would be shitty. Shitty parenting 101. Yes, go pet the thing that could scratch you and make you cry. I DARE YOU TO, MY PROGENY.

I'll usually talk to the dog and see if the human responds. That's probably annoying. I'm probably a dick. I don't care. Don't bring your dog into public then. You're the dick.

God, after watching that one -I- wanted to jump out of a window. Edit: all the seniors will quit, and that'll be that. I mean they are all rich. My guess is the next 2 episodes are just how they quit. And peggy might settle in. I actually expect peggy to get fucked.

BIRD LAW IS A REAL THING

Snuffles was my slave name. hehe. That show needs to come back already.

You've got to see someone about it. Go to the ER, to a clinic, have your normal GP make some inquiries and find you a specialist. They can always give you steroids to bring the swelling down but that's a short term treatment, not a solution. Better to do it before you stroke out. The...

I think a dog license for some of the more troublesome breeds might not be a bad idea. It really is mostly the class of owner though. Most of the people that I've known with pitts would never go attend a 5-10 hour on the weekend Community College course to go over dog safety. Even if it was...