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When I was young, I never could figure out if the beastmaster was supposed to be blind. Something about the way he acted. Honestly, it's been so long since I've seen it, I can't say for sure even now. Also, LOL at the ferrets showing up when they said he was a great lover in the trailer.

Time to continue my lessons in druggie whore terminology. WTF is a set? I thought it was drugs, but how can they be closed or sat upon? Then I thought you meant seats at the bookstore, but that doesn't make sense in context. Seriously, who could it have been? What info was in the letter...

This is when she's going to tell you she has a dick. I don't know how you've been fucking her for so long and not noticed. So basically yeah go hear her out. Unless you'd commit suicide when you found out about the dick. It's almost like all chicks are crazy or something.

It's harvested by prisoners of all races. Or species, or what the fuck ever.

Betting it is. Probably collusion between the doctor and that woman with the man's name i can never remember. Doc gave her some drug (that probably only exists in movies and TV) to make her look dead to get away from red. At least I assume it's to get away from red. No way they can keep...

Played magic the gathering for the first time ever last night against my wife and daughter. Daughter had started playing recently and my wife was a player from way back. Wife had lost her cards in a fire but decided to start building decks again when the girl got interested. So they talked me...

Thanks bro. And now that I'm catching up on Legends and Arrow, I see the promos saying the next one is coming up this week.

What was the last episode they showed? Last one I saw was when he went back in time to get Thawne's help. Seems like I shoulda had 2 new shows since then, and I think there have been 2 arrows.

Is it called astrochuk'd when you ask a question and someone politely answers? Sounds like an overall pleasant experience. And here I thought you guys hated him. Next question, when was that? Was it the day of the hearing?

Wolfen thought the PGT was his and didn't want girls he thought were ugly in it. J49 actually has a reasonable claim to this thread (and the 2 others that preceded it).

I should try to sign up and see if they let me in. They might have special IP traces that detect racial purity.

Here's my source Beer Calories, Wine and Alcohol Calorie and Carbs | Get Drunk Not Fat Most of the wine's I see are in the 150 range. All the the straight liquors I see are in the 90's. That's 50% more calories for wine. I'm not comparing anything to beer because, as has been said, it...

mkay. when you read it pls give us an executive summary here.

When you guys wish ill on chuck I keep thinking you're talking about astro. Quick question, did we see jimmy sneak back in and replace the original documents? Considering he needed sticky notes to mark where they went the first time, that seems unlikely.

Yeah it was because I had just enough time to say, "Wait, what about po folks"

Forget it, he's rollin. Yeah J really fucked up letting people know that got to him. How? Have we seen his last name? I mean just because they find a story about someone named johnny doesn't mean shit. You think they will recognize their dad's dick that's stuck in the whore's ass? As far as...

Didn't see anyone correct this, but the liquors I saw are less than 100 calories, the wines seem to sit around 150 and the beer, as has been mentioned, go up to 300. And that is 1.5 oz of liquor even though 1 oz seems to be the accepted serving size (not if you're serving it to me), 1 oz is in...

What's wrong with the stormfront crowd? Afraid you wouldn't be up to matching wits with them? BTW, the I'm sure the best way to bring the stormfront crowd is to keep mentioning stormfront. You just know they occasionally do google searches to see who's talking about them.

My window was smashed and I was told basically the same thing. It is impossible to get it all out. I only heard it rattling around in the door for about a month, but years later I'm still finding little bits of glass in my floorboard even though I pick it out and toss it as soon as I see a new...

If you don't need us to be grown up, or if you have pics to share, then use the GWBYHT in screenshots. Otherwise, I'd say the marriage thread. Either way I strongly suspect we're calling you a faggot.

I bet she caught him cheating on her and "forgave" him. But now she owns his ass. She probably decided that all men are cheating pigs too. Are we talking about a woman getting drunk or a dude? Cause my wife gets drunk on 1 glass and can't finish a second. I've never been drunk on wine, but...

When did they find the gun in smith's car? As of yesterday it was a rumor and the popo said there was only 1 gun found at the scene.

Apparently you guys were expected to die on the way to the funeral. Did you have trouble with your brakes? I think I said this in the original Gravy is dying thread, but put me down for cremation with my ashes spread in various places. I want 2 poems read, (these are probably not the...

Looks pretty cut and dried to me. Tuco left tarrant a nasty rep comment. Until you unanonymize rep that's all we have to go on. Looks like ridas was railroaded. It's hurty words for anyone who's wife has cheated on them maybe?

Well that was the purpose of the question, wasn't it? Why did you act like you had no idea what picasso was talking about? Sure sounds like you knew there was 'more to it', but you just played dumb. If you can't tell us what the 'more to it' was about because it's top secret, then just tell...

Oh and I'm now rustled that the drug awareness class didn't end with a screening of reefer madness. I suggested it on the comment card.

Here's lets help you through your ignorance. This is the post ridas claims he got shawed for in the amod honeytrap thread. Did he spout it so often it was necessary too?

Apparently he spouted it too often as well. Was it twice?

I'm not sure cartman wouldn't be an upgrade, at least in the looks department. We can ignore the underage thing since cartman is at least 20 yrs old no matter what grade he's in.

I'm right there with Cad, I guess stealing my shit triggers me.

I'm really not getting the chaosaxe thing. I saw the picture, I remember the story (in either the cops or the racist shitlord thread). but why do you think they're buttmad over the term chaosaxe? Must be going over my head.

If J used his kickback money to put his kids through school his wife would probably go ahead and divorce him since their future would be secure. Where's the sense in that?

Last week I was at a jobsite and I saw a guy fishing around in the portajon. Asked him if he lost something and he said he'd lost his coat. I told him the coat was already ruined and if I were him I'd let it go. He said he knew the coat was ruined, but his lunch was in the pocket.

If it's not going to be covered, before you call the insurance company take a shotgun and shoot through all the holes and claim that's how they happened. I don't understand the mustang stuff. Has there been a rash of mustangs killing people or something? oblig

The place for that is in your CEO's office. Just like it's always been.

That information should be in the infraction notice, shouldn't it? Post it here for our amusement.

I don't understand the existence of the EAP. It says the drug assistance program can help to retain good employees. Why would you want to help those awful druggie employees keep their jobs when they are awful and it's so shocking that they're able to hold down a job? But hey it's a drug...

I laughed. But maybe the resources were minerals and shit, not food and textiles.

Doesn't Dark side of the moon synch perfectly with pretty much everything?