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  1. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Don't think that's the same as strange. Throwing someone shade means giving them trouble or harassing them. I've said it before, but I never minded condoms even a little. I would say it made sex more pleasurable because it put my mind at ease. The only time I didn't like condoms was with...
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Saw it this weekend. Started laughing uncontrollably when they had the bats lifting him out of the cave in the beginning. I said "Holy shit they didn't waste time jumping the shark,did they?" I was disappointed when it turned out to be a dream. For a moment I thought it was going to be a...
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Got a question. I only really follow the cowboys closely, but it seems like most years when looking at the draft results we wind up with more "first round talent" than we have first round picks. For instance, this year aside from zeke, we got that LB who came to us pre-injured. They're saying...
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    On that calculator, you enter it exactly like I wrote it without parenthesis.
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    Who are you voting against the least?

    For the record, the numb hand is nothing like being jerked off by a stranger.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Yeah changing your number is kind of a last resort but it might be what he has to do. You change your number and it affects everyone else you know too. Unless you were smart enough to have a hooker phone. But I think that question was already asked and the answer was no. Block her and her...
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    You need to remove the temptation. No, I don't mean kill her. I mean block the number so you don't see any more messages from her. Or does she even have a constant number?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yes, immediately. I can't even get the light to turn off. I did. The generic description for it is a fault in the computer. The dealership told me it's a catchall fault code for anything that goes wrong in the computer. In this case they did diagnostics and the problem is the timer. Time...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't even know what smooth motion is. But I have noticed on some TVs that shit looks weird. I thought it was just higher definition. I guess I need to look it up now.
  10. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    This past weekend I saw the best thing ever. At least, it's the best thing I've seen all year. I was driving down a country road and saw an old dude jogging with a cigarette dangling from his mouth. Real jogging too, not just some smoker running from the scene of a crime. Like, he had a...
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    For real Johnny, what happened? How are you rationalizing this? Maybe you're just bangin hoors till the test and will stop after that once the wife actually puts out.
  12. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    (1.456*5280+300)/5280 But I'm done (for now) extolling the virtues of imperial units. Both sides have their heels dug in, there's no sense in bickering. I only answered this because it was a direct question with a relatively simply answer.
  13. Hoss

    The 100

    I predict clark gets oil blood and becomes the new commander. The secret for how to do it is probably in the commander's journal. But I disagree about Luna. As soon as I saw her I envisioned her and clark scissoring. How long ago were the nukes dropped again? Cause that seems like a long...
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Isn't that your usual date with smack whores Bragon? I know that's what I do with them every single time.
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    First World Problems

    My gums start bleeding a week before my dental appt. They did the same thing last time and I think the time before. The hygeniest tells me my gums are bleeding too much and i need to floss. I tell her I do floss, but they started bleeding a week ago for no reason I can see. No change in my...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Took my truck to the dealership for a check engine light. The code said it was a fault in the computer and only dealerships can reprogram the computers. Service Advisor calls me back and says it's basically a timer that has expired and threw the fault code. It's not affecting performance or...
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    The Flash

    I think the man in the mask is jay too, or at least the same actor. But is it possible the purpose of the mask is because he has some powers that are activated by speaking? For instance, earlier in the thread someone mentioned a speedster who had to recite the speed formula.
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    Future First Family and Hot Protesters Thread

    You can get that look temporarily without surgery. I'm talking things like spraying them with water or getting them cold. They look like they've been sprayed in that picture. Might be some movie makeup tricks they can use too.
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Looking at it that way there's no difference. The conversions are a non factor because they don't have to be done in your head. Don't give me that bullshit about memorizing conversion rates. You should have leanred at your first job that life is an open book test and you can use any...
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    "Walked" is not the imperial equivalent to the metric "landed".
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    She's like twice his target age.
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    You continue to misunderstand (is it on purpose). I mock the necessity of doing that calculation in your head. Not mocking some random theoretical math question at all. Metric is not superior to people who grew with and understand imperial measurements. I know how long feet and inches are...
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Big difference between doing a calculation and having to do a calculation in your head. I'm an engineer. Engineer >> chemist when it comes to math. Out of curiosity, what math is required for chemistry? It's an honest question, not trying to imply chemists don't use math. Just in the...
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Didn't realize Zeke was gay. I heard there was another openly gay dude in the draft this year but didn't remember his name. Hopefully he's not a bust like sams.
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    DC's Legends of Tomorrow

    I'm an episode behind but I guess it doesn't matter since we're not talking a lot about the show. I wanna know 2 things though. 1. How did the pilgrim get kylo ren jedi powers? Is that technology or is she magic? 2. Is rip always this much of a dumbass in the comic books? If they don't...
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    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    I thought they activated it with vibrations. Maybe those vibrations mimiced the natural frequency of inhumans. Or maybe I'm doing some The Flash crossover fiction in my head.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    I don't understand any of this. What's the bakken? What's a greaser? Why would the job provide access to dick and not drugs?
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    You lead an interesting life my friend that you need to do calculations about how fast a feather falls on the moon in your head. And by interesting I mean probably not interesting. It's OK if you're bad at math dude. Just say so and I'll agree metric is better for you.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Rustles my jimmies when people jerk off in the bathroom and don't clean up after themselves. I can handle a little urine on the seat, but there are lines and they have been crossed.
  30. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    You're giving up on her just like everyone in her life. Everyone except Johnny.
  31. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Will they try to say hyperdrive technology has advanced to allow this/
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    See? That's what I'm saying. The only argument anyone seems to have is that it's easier. When you can math good it's already easy enough. When did romans stop using roman numerals? Not familiar with the history on that.
  33. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Disappointed his 6k post didn't include dindu or cuck
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Cheap way for johnny to find out. Also, I said community college. Of course they have classes on meth cooking. Why does no one seem to realize I said community college?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't know if you know this, but the manager schtick is an old sales tactic called passing off. That manager isn't a manager. The salesmen act like managers for each other. I'm pretty sure they all have manager in their title these days. Floor manager, sales manager, finance manager, etc...
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Community college. If you can't do math, then fuck it, don't do math. Community colleges generally have a variety of classes available that she might find interesting. You don't need math as a pre-req for art history, or diesel mechanic, or whatever. I'm not thinking she'll get a degree in...
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    As bad as he is, I would propose that he should never ever have to use spoiler tags ever. Even if it's shit he's seen any spoilers he's likely to give will be shit that didn't really happen. This forum needs crazy tags. If we had that I'd say every one of his posts should automatically use them.
  38. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Bought a car last night and had a number of jimmy rustles all centered around the salesman being a dumbass. This was a used car, but it was from a big dealership, not one of those used car lots. The car was as-is no warranty, but there were things not working that the dealership had just...
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Metric is more efficient for people bad at math.
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    Archer

    Mallory was the real story this episode.