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lol when did the definition of spoiler get changed to include the fever dreams of a lunatic?

Sending her to college would be (or could be) that dramatic thing. Look man, he cares for this girl. It may not work, but fuckit, community college aint that expensive, so it's worth a shot. That's why I added the caveats that he pay for it directly and that she keeps her grades up. That way...

This was probably your point, but the article says NASA has been using the metric system since 1990. I don't think we've done anything but crash into the moon since then. Definitely no manned landings.

The end is nigh. The picassos are lying down with the dirks.

To be clear, most of the people who said you'd die of aids or be stabbed by a pimp were wishing, not predicting. In my case, I'm more worried than anything else. I wouldn't call it a prediction, just advising you to take some simple precautions. Make sure your wife knows what capri looks like...

About 10 years ago I saw a stretch of highway that had been adopted by the local chapter of the KKK. Never saw anyone with a hood out there picking up litter, but it was a clean section of highway.

The myth that cars dont' need to warm up was started by car manufacturers who want to sell you a new car more often. I don't actually know what or who tubgirl is either. I see enough references to her to know I don't wanna know. And BOOM your transmission falls out tomorrow. That's why I don't...

she's definitely going to try to kill your wife.

Hey here's something i can't believe no one has thought of. I bet saul could claim he was just saying anything to calm down his crazy brother.

Forget how wrong a couple of you are about the necessity of letting the engine warm up, your first job as the driver should be the get the fucking AC on. Where the fuck do you people live that that's not drilled into you from the first day you get your learner's permit?

Moon Moon? My Gordon Ramsey insult is Moon Moon? WTF!

How do you know about destron? She hasn't posted yet.

I think you missed that his wife was telling him she had typed those messages previously and then didn't send. i think it was right after she tried to make nice with him while he was being dense and not realizing it. Well played.

J your wife knows what capri looks like, right? If all of this is true, there's a very good chance of capri pulling a long island lolita all over her face. Better make sure she knows to run if she ever sees skeletor approaching her. You said you had contacted her since you officially broke it...

Trust me, it's so ridiculous that it's nowhere near being a spoiler. It's more likely that snoke and mas canata are brother / sister.

I'd put midsomer or cabot cove up against wherever longmire is from.

it took you 10 minutes to type that?

Because they changed the point values.

Not only that but the lead mod based on how active he is.

Never heard of that. It sounds lazy and counterproductive towards building rich worlds. That being said, the tape probably doesn't apply to that principal because it's not just a prop. He's definitely going to try to use it, the only question is how important it will be.

I thought you said she had a flat ass.

From teh gif thread, but Johnny, is this you in the club?

Pretty sure the writers are reading this thread looking for ideas. At least, that's how I'm choosing to play it.

Do any browns fans post here? I want to personally thank them for the way their team fleeced the eagles.

eye c wut u did thar

I think you're forgetting it's all in his head. He can hold out as long as he thinks he needs to and just collapse at the end of every day.

I didn't know they talked with those funny accents in Good Will Hunting. I really need to see that.

Do we really think a QB picked #2 in the draft will sit for 2 years? Serious question because I don't keep up with other teams well enough to know this answer, but when was the last time a QB picked in the top 5 sat for 2 years? 1 year? Edit: a QB who wasn' a bust from day 1 that is. JFF...

1. Precognition is a force power. 2. Obviously it's possible for people to figure things out on their own otherwise no one would have ever figured out how to 'use' force powers. 3. Anakin was a lot younger than Rey. There aren't many untrained force sensitive people at all to look at...

Maybe we won't get it, but IMO, the shows where they did that (saving the kids from tuco, getting the drug dealer off, running the scams with Todd back home, running scams with Kim) were the best. So I hope they go back to that well often even if it's not a scam of the week show.

That's the official reason as documented in the mod forum, right?

I figured the force avatar stuff came from comic books so I looked it up. It was fanfic. Not only is it not canon, it's not even old canon. For fuck's sake the shit revolves around the zodiac. They're saying anakin and darth bane were both gemini. In other words, calm your tits, she's not a...

I think you underestimate the distances involved or overestimate how far car horns carry. Or maybe both. Didn't you notice that mike, from where he was, barely heard the car horn going off?

Why did hodj lose his moderator status?

Kinda surprised there weren't nergasms over jonah hex. I didn't know who he was until i looked him up, but I don't read comic books like a lot of you guys do.

What did she become? It wasn't abeloth was it? I always felt I was missing part of that story.

Where are the pics?

I've told my wife "Good night baby, I love you" every night before I went to bed since we've been married. It might have started before. When I'm away, it's done with an an email or text. But, I don't expect a response because she's the one who likes that shit, not me. People respond to...