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  1. iannis

    The Astronomy Thread

    Yeah, sure, I'm mostly being a jackass. I have to imagine they prototyped just about everything they could think of during planning phases. It just really DOES seem like you could use some sort of shell on the thing to prevent water damage and it would be easier than what they're trying to...
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    Silicon Valley

    I tell you whut. That boy just ain't right. I sell propane and propane accessories. King of the Hill is mainstream as hell. And good for Mike Judge. Anything they showed opposite the simpsons in a 1 hour block starting at 6 PM has achieved what you would call commercial success...
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    Joe Dirt II: Beautiful Loser

    It is going to be so horrible. But I'm still holding out hope that it's a self aware sort of horrible. It would be so easy for this to just be another sandler fart / fat joke movie. And the odds are still pretty damn good that's what it is gonna be.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    THATS WHAT I JUST SAID
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    Mad Men

    It's the Colonel Sanders and Dean Martin show! Mad men is going out weird. lol.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    There just has to be a better solution than that. Isn't the idea to be able to do this reliably and repetitiously? I mean it is literally rocket science. But a slowed, controlled descent into a big old dunking lake and big ass crane would seem to be pretty reliable.
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    the economics of suffering in wv

    bros. bros. BROS Right?
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    Joe Dirt II: Beautiful Loser

    Ah jus git stupider!
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    Parent Thread

    Aww. Sweet. Sharing is caring.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Nice one! It is indeed barbaric as fuck. And it is science news. And it is sad. But I don't practice oriental medicine, and I don't eat rhino meat. I refuse to feel guilty or indignant about it. If I have a choice between Chinamen treating their human prisoners better, or Chinamen...
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    the economics of suffering in boston

    And you need to put Soygen back too. Fun is fun, but you have to let their assholes heal. My god man, have mercy.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm guessing it means the table is incomplete. A couple of distracting columns, extraneous to the point, have been cropped.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    This board is broken. It won't let me + you for a string of nerd puns that would embarras the most slovenly of neckbeards.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    This is radio clash tearing up the seven veils This is radio clash please save us, not the whales Edit: I mean it's too bad about the rhino and all. But unless you count hotdogs, it's not like I eat rhino meat.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I liked it. Plenty of "like a boss" to go around. For once, Jon Snow is actually interesting.
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Consider: Half starving women in africa who work menial labor all day long, sleep in a house made out of shit, and carry buckets of water on their heads from the local creek give birth to perfectly healthy babies. Infant mortality isn't so much that they're born badly. I think your little...
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Incredibly unlikely, unless she's like a damn olympic athlete or something. Or doing reps of crunches and squats. Might want to avoid those. She's just making it small. Which isn't a cause for any alarm whatsoever. The entire last 3 months is just fatting that little booger up anyway...
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    the economics of suffering in boston

    I think I like Pierre even more since he went insane. And I liked ya alright to begin with.
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    Home Improvement

    lurkingdirk is trying to kill you. Get a middle of the road piece of crap that you replace every 2 years. They've actually got some pretty nice self-propelled standing lawn mowers that you could get for a little bit shy of 500. But I'd still go for the 150-200 version every 2 years. But...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm kinda jelly of onoes. I mean I could probably do without the really awkward hotel sex with a married woman while she's on her phone with her husband. That's just a little bit too twisted in just the wrong way. But otherwise. I can't really work myself into those insane infatuations...
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    Eomer, return to us

    Default skin? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH SOYGEN?
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    would you bang this?

    That's no stump. That's the most impressive tranny I've ever seen.
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    would you bang this?

    And I would tenderly make love to it.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    And believe me, I so very much wish I could just stick a finger up her nose and go, "Shhh. No worries now little jew. Sleep. Peace." But I'm not allowed.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Because after earnestly listening to what he has to say, and realizing that not only was there nothing worth saying in it but even more that the pattern of it prohibits anything worth listening to emerging on accident... I honestly do think it would be best for all involved to just go their...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    No, at first I wanted tanoomba to just stop shitposting. Now I really do actively want him to just leave.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Look at the divide here. It's honestly sort of interesting. Book readers are panning it, non book readers seem to actually be entertained. The final person GRRM kills? His fanbois!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The AI that monitors rerolled seems to have decided that the humor was too dark, and cross posted an aburdity for me again!
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    Depression

    It's not easy even for well adjusted people. Which few of us are. Shit's brutal. There's no trick to it. You just have to forget yesterday, don't worry about tomorrow. Concentrate on today. I know it sounds vapid and trite and isn't all that helpful, but that's seriously all it is...
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    i got some bad news guys

    Anyone know Dr. Phil's twitter? This one is above my pay grade. Has to be pushed to the highest authority. Anyone have twitter?
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    the economics of suffering in boston

    bum. barooooo. fart. fart. baroooo. bum de dum. weeooo weeooo weeooo
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    the economics of suffering in boston

    THERE IS NO BAD SONG ON THE ENTIRETY OF JOES GARAGE. I GUESS YOU ONLY GET ONE CHANCE IN LIFE TO PLAY A SONG THAT GOES LIKE:
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    Home Improvement

    That sounds terrible. Controlled brushfire. Go drop a twelve pack of natty light back there, start a fire, call 911 and tell them you saw some teenagers hanging around and can they send the fire department please.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Totally beyond the scope. They're just talking about how to make the things. Which is plenty enough. That shit's neat.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Haha, book nerds crying big fat tears of impotent rage. Yes, yes. Good. Let the hate flow through you.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    UNLEASH THE PALADINS
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    First World Problems

    I know that I can't run my microwave and another power hungry appliance at the same time without tripping the circuit. I never thought I might burn my house down if I kept trying. The "the circuit breaker tripped" was a big enough disincentive.
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    i got some bad news guys

    Nacho made gay porns that are even raunchier than his straight porns. I mean... I heard. Dude is paid to fuck holes, and fuck holes he will.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    That's really interesting, and I'm gonna read the whole thing later. What I've got so far is that they're dotting the membrane with a conductive preassembled structure. My first, and I think the most obvious question is, how does this interfere with the regular electrical balances of the...