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  1. Jozu

    Spartacus

    Not trying to choke on jupiters cock is all. The show is great, but there are some issues. If anyone thought the Crassus scene was "good" for the show is a tard and needs to get laid. I like the occasional T and A. For instance, Gannicus and his wench. Quick and nice. The overdone shit with...
  2. Jozu

    Spartacus

    I didnt really like this episode. The sex scene with Crassus and his slave bitch was fucking ridiculous. Look, I like seeing tit and arse, but a 5 minute long scene of dramatic, simulated sex is a little too much and really takes away from the show. All they have to do is show a few flashes of...
  3. Jozu

    DOTA 2

    I know I been an invite whore, but I need just one more! TY you guys its for my little bro.
  4. Jozu

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Point is taken about PS3 as media center. I guess I stand corrected, but I never really used it to watch many movies. All my HD viewing is via ripped 1080p files so if you dont pirate I guess the blu-ray capability is much more useful. But enough about Ps3, I hope the PS4 launches with at...
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I still have my launch PS3 and I only play 1 PS2 game on it. So yeah, your point stands, but you cant really completely dismiss it. I dont have a PS2 so I wouldnt be able to play that game otherwise. Everyone's situation is different. I pretty much feel the same way though, as if you buy a new...
  6. Jozu

    5 Best Games of All Time

    lol man. Anyway, my extremely questionable top 5. 1. FF3 2. RE1 3. Night Trap (Im serious) 4. ME1 5. FF7
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    lol. I love when people take this retarded fucking appraoch and claim they have multiple PS3's yet they only use them to watch/stream movies. Really? You spent money on more than 1 PS3 so you and your wife can stream movies? Seriously, its the most retarded fucking stance on PS3 EVER. Buy a...
  8. Jozu

    The Wire: Greatest Show Ever Made

    The Wire was amazing. So any great characters. Bodie was my favorite but you also have to like Omar, Slim and a bunch of others. David Simon is really a great director. The Corner was also top quality. Just as good as the Wire.
  9. Jozu

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Azeth shut the fuck up. Even if it was a "true" rumor, you are an idiot for regurgitating it here in a serious tone. I knew you were dumb, but goddamn, that is a whole new level of stupid. No NFL team would even give up a 4th round pick for Mallett. I mean, Alex Smith might not even fetch a...
  10. Jozu

    Aliens: Colonial Marines

    This games physics are laughably bad. Also filled with tons of clipping and sound bugs. Alien enemies seem weightless and animation is bad. Just bad. What a fucking let down. Been waiting for this game since like 2008, and its fucking horrible. Gearbox seems to have mastered making bad games...
  11. Jozu

    DOTA 2

    Someone send an invite to my bud? PM me for e-mail. Appreciate it.
  12. Jozu

    Spartacus

    Having watched te 2-9 minute Starz teasers, it seems as though Ceaser does in fact get a haircut and shaves. So whoever mentioned that in this thread was right. Also, the next episode is called "Decimation" which was the Roman practice of killing every tenth man in the legion (deca). In real...
  13. Jozu

    DOTA 2

    What are good heroes for beginners? I played an Invoker in my first game and was soundly chastised I tried the venomancer and it was pretty fun. Any suggestions?
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    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Thanks. Funeral is Wed not looking forward to it. Anyway, lol Araysar. That would be...fucked up. I sometimes wonder the likely-hood of that happening to any sports team. The flight crew must be a cut above normal commercial crews and they must double, and triple check all flight systems and...
  15. Jozu

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    It was slightly an offhanded comment, as I didnt want to just come in here telling people about my loss, so I figured I would mention it in the same breath as the Super Bowl loss because I was fucking devastated when that happened as well. Obviously losing my mom is terrible and it hasnt really...
  16. Jozu

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    February has been a tough fucking month. First Niners lose the Super Bowl and now my mother dies. This is fucked.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I think streaming games is going to suck hardcore. Perhaps some games would stream ok, but other more demanding games might chug. Not sure if want.
  18. Jozu

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Why are wideouts a bunch of fairy ass pussies? There are like 4 bad dude receivers in the league, the rest are either divas or about themselves. (then you have the stand-up guys like Fitzgerald, Calvin Johnson etc) Young has to be autistic or something, because his situation in Detroit wasnt...
  19. Jozu

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Hunter is OK. I mean, he has provided the team with a good spark with limited touches but he is by no means going to "replace" Gore. If they think he is going to be their "guy" they are mistaken. The injury is serious, and not only that Im not sure he is going to be a 1000 yard runner right off...
  20. Jozu

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Ohhhh, I see. lol. But anyway, Gore will be 30 next season so I wonder how he will hold up. I'm not convinced LeMichael James is a good football player yet. He was great in college, but I'm not sure how he will pan out with the 49ers. Super Bowl fumble will always haunt him unless he has a...
  21. Jozu

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Itlan is just an idiot sometimes. Gore is a birdbrain not a thug, lol.
  22. Jozu

    Spartacus

    The portrayal of young Ceaser is a bit weird. I imagined him (after reading multiple art history books and seeing many busts/sculptures/paintings) as having a prominent nose and rounder head. Who knows though, maybe the portrayals of him in art history are wrong. Either way this Ceaser seems...
  23. Jozu

    DOTA 2

    Any beginner guides? Good ones anyway. I must put mind to purpose! Also, is this like AOE3 in any way? I know its considered an RTS but if you had any kind of skill in AOE would it translate at all?
  24. Jozu

    DOTA 2

    Requested you. name is t3izm1n4l.
  25. Jozu

    DOTA 2

    I would like to try this. Do I have to pre purchase, or?
  26. Jozu

    Darkfall Unholy Wars

    This is a fucking joke lol. Darkfall wasnt even that horrible of a game early in its life. Obviously it fell far short of whatever expectations they or we had, but the games combat and world were fun and interesting for the most part, its just the macro bullshit that fucked up the balance with...
  27. Jozu

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Harvin was an idiot at Florida. But he is a good football player and has the ability to get lose and make plays (which the league is starving for. How many guys are legitimate big time play makers? Adrian Peterson, Calvin Johnson, (Chris Johnson when he was alive) Rob Gronkowski, Victor Cruz...
  28. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    The Olympics are fucking retarded. There are only a few "popular" events in each games and they dont even try to make it a secret, as they put a ton of advertisement money and effort into these most watched sports and just let the retarded sports continue to go on instead of cutting down on...
  29. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    It would be hilarious if Rousey got knocked the fuck out.
  30. Jozu

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Vick is washed up. For some reason his decision making has went to shit over the last 2 years. The thing that revived his career was his huge turnaround in the turnover department. He wasnt throwing many picks or losing fumbles. All of the sudden (maybe it was the oline maybe injuries) he...
  31. Jozu

    Darkfall Unholy Wars

    So...waht the hell happened with this? Its already Feb 11 and I havent heard a fucking peep. I never pre ordered and havent fucked with beta due to the bad reviews, but did they make any progress? Did it launch? Is beta still going and is it still bad? Thanks.
  32. Jozu

    Gavinrad's Mass Effect 3+ Thread

    I agree that some parts of ME 3 were a letdown. Im not saying it was a masterpiece at all, but it wasnt a complete failure. I think we can all agree that Tuchanka was awesome. There were other small highlights littered throughout but my problem wasnt so much with the story but the lack of...
  33. Jozu

    Gavinrad's Mass Effect 3+ Thread

    Some of you guys are fucking crybabies. I think ME1 was the best of the series, but to say ME3 was just an abomination or something is dumb. ME4 should be a good game as the Mass Effect universe is actually a very interesting setting for almost any type of game. So I think they will have...
  34. Jozu

    haha Tuco you suck at computers

    This is a new day where Keg is an overlord and those who the unwashed masses thought had power are actually powerless! I for one, appreciate our new master.
  35. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Christoph Waltz is disappoint.
  36. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    <3 Your old avatar was better btw. This Leaf one doesnt have the panache that Rivers did.
  37. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    lol no doubt. My friend is the same. Its odd really as you would expect his hair would be red but nope, just the beard!
  38. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Grimm is a ginger?!
  39. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Where does Cormier fit in though? Didnt he work Silva already? He might deserve a shot to be honest. I think Cormier would give Cain a decent fight.
  40. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    lol. Maybe Im just a retard, but what Im trying to say he is will be back and be back fast. And it would have been worse if he had won, won the title, then quickly lost the title.