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  1. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    When did I say Dana DIDNT WANT him to win? I just said he didnt give a fuck if he lost. Obviously him winning would have been cool too and got him closer to the title, but he didnt die or anything. Everyone loses in the UFC. WHat if he did beat bigfoot, then won the title, but got knocked out...
  2. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    What the fuck are you talking about? I know you have a hard on for Ubereem but he isnt the posterboy of the UFC or something. Velasquez is marketable as fuck too if you havent noticed, and he brings the legumers into the fold. I'm not saying its good for the UFC, just said Dana probably...
  3. Jozu

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Yeah, I'm not saying he is infallible. But he has shown great promise. He was a play away from winning a Super Bowl after his special teams and defense dug a 22 point hole. The guy has played comeback ball the whole playoffs and almost succeeded every time. He scored a 37 on the Wunderlic, and...
  4. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Overeems stock shouldnt drop that much. It was his first loss in many years, and honestly Dana probably doesnt even mind. For the longest time he wanted Overeem on the roster and now that he finally came over and loses so quickly into his UFC career, Dana is probably kind of happy to be honest...
  5. Jozu

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Whats crazy, as a Niner fan, is our QB situation looked bleak not even 10 months ago. When I say it looked bleak, I mean long term. Alex Smith was playing well but I think most fans were smart enough to realize it was a short term solution. Keapernick lingered but I dont think ANYBODY knew he...
  6. Jozu

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    You cant give up on Jenkins yet. If he has another horrible non existent year then yeah Im on board with saying he is garbage, but there was just no where for him to play. The Niners run the fewest 3 receiver sets in the league, and they had Crab, Manningham and Moss (and Ginn Jr and Kyle...
  7. Jozu

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    lol is that a real stat? If so I dont think I ever remember that happening. Being 1st against the run is huge, but then being dead LAST in pass defense is fucking incredible. I wonder how many times they put more than 7 up front in relation to playing nickel or other pass coverage? edit...
  8. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Ya I watched that. It was kind of unexpected really. Hall was landing some decent knees but the white dude was giving him all he could handle there for a bit. Then he said fuck this and gave him a first class ticket to the Netherealm.
  9. Jozu

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Cruz is a straight buster. He had 2 good years and all the sudden he is the best receiver in the league. Gtfo.
  10. Jozu

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Dont worry bro, RGKNEE will be back. He might be even better too! But seriously he needs to practice sliding this off season. Dude literally has no fucking clue what he is doing when it comes to getting down. He almost looks lost right before contact, always opting to awkwardly absorb the hit...
  11. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Fuck you man, that is what kept me up last night. I remember Marino saying on CBSS that he just wanted to play the game again. He wanted another chance and thought he would get it. But he didnt. Keapernick might never get another chance. Hopefully when he does Greg Roman wont be the OC. I...
  12. Jozu

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    I agree Niners are still in good shape, but we dont know if Harbaugh is going to be a Belichick like coach who has true longevity and wisdom to continue putting a quality team on the field year after year. I think he is a good coach, and his brother has had the helm at Baltimore for 5 years...
  13. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    FUck you faggots who negged me for caring about my team. I actually like Burnesto though so whatever on that neg but lol at people hating, at least I dont disappear like Cathan or Edko after a loss. I know its a lot of tears, and I admit Im being a whiny cunt, but if you cant see that the...
  14. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Do you really think LeMicheal James is legit though? If he was such a good runner, Harbaugh would have involved him earlier in the season and got him more touches. Instead he had to step up when Hunter went on IR. He did OK in the playoffs but coughing up the ball and then getting an opportunity...
  15. Jozu

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    lol. Thats whats crazy about this stupid fucking league. Crazy shit happens. Replacement refs call interceptions touchdowns to decide games, biggest star in the game blows his knee out because of a horrible field, by way of cheap owners who would rather not lose income. Dudes come back from...
  16. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Yeah. Whats crazy is not giving Gore the ball after he just got you in position to win the game and was getting stronger as the game went on. Plus there was no Ngata. I mean, thats Jim Harbaughs fault. Greg Roman might have called the plays but Jim could have changed the play to a run or Kap...
  17. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Keapernick can obviously throw the ball. I just think the stage, the tough defense, and the moment caused him to sail a couple balls and make a couple of ill-fated decisions. He will learn. He was thrown into this fucking situation. No one fucking predicted this guy would attain the heights he...
  18. Jozu

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    This thread makes me happy. Im all for it being considering next year already. If Ray Lewis comes out of retirement though I'll probably never watch the NFL again.
  19. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    I wonder what Overeem would score on the Wunderlic test. He must be border-line retarded, because he seems to just lose his MMA IQ at certain times. I have seem him tagged and rocked before, so this wasnt some sort of surprise, but that was by the likes of Badr Hari etc, not Bigfoot Silva who...
  20. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Not sure if serious. edit: Also, just read Pharazons, post and LOL. I feel the same fucking way. Im about to practice Islam or someting because, fuck man, that game was brutal. Just, probably the worse fucking way your team can lose a game. Come back all that way and totally bungle a 2 pt...
  21. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    The Limichael James fumble really hurt the Niners. If they even get a field goal its a different game. then you let Jones return one right after the half, which decreased their win probability by like 40%. Either way, it was an exciting Super Bowl. We dont get many, so Im glad for that. The...
  22. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Yeah im from MA but i been a hardcore Niner fan since i was 6 yrs old. I dont kno how or why i just took a liking to them. Obviously it probably had something to do with their success but i supported them through everything. Calling me a bandwagon fan is hardly accurate. Basically almost...
  23. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    I dont know. Im so upset I dont even know what to do with myself. In a way I dont want to be a bitch and say fuck the NFL with their garbage fucking refs (fitting end to season considering replacement ref fasco to start the year) but that no call at the end was ugly. A horrible no call. That was...
  24. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    edit: also, fuck Jerome Boger and his bunk ass crew. THe fact that there was no defensive holding on that third down is ridiculous. Keapernick will also always regret not running it in on that 2nd and goal. What a fucking idiot. I feel sick. Only positive here is the NFL can get fucked...
  25. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    This game is bizarre and probably has taken a good 3 years off of my life.
  26. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    You are right, but whats funny is now all my buds come out of the woodwork to text me their condolences and shit. Its fucking annoying. And lol Araysar Im on suicide watch.
  27. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    What a fucking odd game. This is the worse Niner team I have seen all year. And now the fucking power goes out. Culdnt be worse for Niner fans. This is brutal. There is still a half a fucking game to play though, and this long delay is going to make shit interesting if the Niners score...
  28. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    lol my 49er bros. I actually watched that whole game because I wanted to watch the post game celebration to see Steve Young hoist the trophy. I watched sportscenter nonstop for the next week soaking in the glory. I also told every person I knew HOW ABOUT THEM NINERS!" after all those faggot...
  29. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Nah. Ratbirds are happy to be there. 49ers are all business and dont lose Super Bowls.
  30. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    People might not like the Sharpe brothers, but Sterling's name for Michael Crabtree is hilarious and I think it sticks for a while. "Smooth Criminal". LMAO. The timing on that nickname is not a coincidence.... Also, Mike Crabtree's NFL mugshot just makes him seem like he knows something you...
  31. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    I doubt it. Aldo's fight against Hominick was an anomaly IMO. Im not saying he has super cardio, I just think that performance was not indicative of his overall ability. Edgar is a great all-around fighter, and does have a real chance of winning tonight, but Aldo counter striking is a good...
  32. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Does Baltimore lose just because Ray Lewis has bad karma? Or would they have lost the first time if that was the case? Hard to say. All I know is I want to see Patrick Willis win MVP and get a ring. Dude is a straight monster and also a stand-up guy who never takes credit and is the team...
  33. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Kaeperbro is destined to win the Super Bowl. Its Tom Brady all over again. Ray Lewis gonna cry after the game and then go fuck a deer.
  34. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    lol Itlan. Consistent troll is best troll. But anyway, who do you think wins Itlan? I knew you were confident before the Giants game against the Pats last year, but I wonder how confident you were in 07? I am fairly confident heading into this one, just slightly worried John Harbaugh is going...
  35. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    He is coming!
  36. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Didnt Pettis beat Henderson in a great fight, providing an insane highlight reel to boot? (which secured the decision by all accounts)
  37. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Are you a fucking moron? What the fuck are you talking about? How the fuck is getting arrested for possession of crack cocaine a violent offense? Small denomination drug possession charges are probably the easiest victim-less crimes to identify. Im talking about the guy getting caught with a...
  38. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    California's 3 strike law is preposterous. There are dudes doing life for theft, small drug possession, assault and other marginal offenses. Was watching lockup san quentin and a dude is doing life for 2 crack cocaine possession charges and his third strike was stealing from an art supply...
  39. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Tecmo Bowl is awesome, and whats even better is they have hacked ROMS where you can play with this years rosters! Kaepernick is a fucking beast in that game.
  40. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Ok, lets have some fun then. Who are the top 10 strikers in MMA right now? My list (which is probably fucked) 1. Alistair Overeem 2. Jose Aldo 3. Anderson Silva 4. Jon Jones 5. JDS 6. Nick Diaz 7. Shogun 8. Pat Barry 9. Hector Lombard (yes, I believe this) 10. John Dodson...