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  1. Jozu

    High Calorie Meals?

    I hate reading shit like this but its sobering. I just love my mom a lot and I just cant even imagine her dying man. But yeah, she has hope dude. She is on a liver+kidney transplant list. I bring her to Beth Israel in Boston and its one of the best hospitals out there. Her infections and...
  2. Jozu

    High Calorie Meals?

    Damn man thanks. I just figured she needs protein to put on weight quickly. She cant eat Ramen because of the high sodium. I think im going to get her weight gainer powder, protein powder, and do the pancake thing as well as sticking with the chicken soup at least and start adding in peanut...
  3. Jozu

    2012 NFL Season

    lol. Dez Bryant is still a faggot. Not only for the way he wears his pants real low so you can basically see his fucking ass crack, but the way he just acts in general. No doubt he is a good player, but his attitude is bad and he will never reach his full potential unless he reels it in...
  4. Jozu

    High Calorie Meals?

    ?? How does her eating a soup of vegatables gain her weight when she burns like 2k calories a day just keeping the fluid in her stomach warm? How is that not stupid for her to eat at this point? And she is banned from eating the real sugary fruits (I try to anyway) but my point was she likes...
  5. Jozu

    Django Unchained

    Dude, just stop. I know your condition (being wrong) as I'm quite familiar with it, so please let me take the time to help you understand how the process works. The first step is eliminating denial, and being more impressionable! Being influenced by others is actually a rare quality! But you...
  6. Jozu

    High Calorie Meals?

    Well, sorry for not getting into the details but I didnt want to sound like I was feeling bad for myself, or trying to come off as a tool who rattled off all of her ailments in my OP. But just in order to help, she has chronic liver failure (cirrhosis) diabetes, kidney failure (she is on...
  7. Jozu

    High Calorie Meals?

    I figured I would ask some of you dudes about this health issue I have on my hands. Long story short, my mother is very sick, and is thin as fuck. I take care of her but its getting hard to get weight on her. She is on a feeding tube but I want to start making small prepared meals for her to try...
  8. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Except Peterson is not human. And he is like a bear compared to RG3 who is like a gazelle. He is gentile and quick. Peterson is muscular and pissed. Big difference.
  9. Jozu

    CFB 2012-2013

    Well, the Notre Dame thing was fun while it lasted. Undefeated season, blah blah blah, and now they go down in a fiery storm of red in the BCS title game. Fitting actually. Even though I hate Alabama.
  10. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Would be an awesome game. Damn, I cringe just watching RG3 in that Gatorade commercial where he is running with the tire, as it feels like he is going to collapse in a heap at any second, nevermind what its going to be like when hes finally back in a game. Every time he runs now or gets loose...
  11. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    49ers are frauds? lol. I mean, yeah they lost to the Vikings, Giants, Seahawks, and the Rams but to say they are frauds is a joke. They beat the Pats in Foxborough when they NEVER lose at home in December. They beat Green Bay at Green Bay. Give me a break. And every one of those wins...
  12. Jozu

    2012 NFL Season

    How can you compare Seabass pick to fucking DOLBY? Weeden is horrible. Like Clausen horrible.
  13. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    If the SeaHawks win the SuperBowl that would be hilarious. Too bad Simmons jumped off the bandwagon after predicting they would win it.
  14. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Notice the last line in my post. By no means do I have faith in the Falcons, but people are sucking major Seahawks dick and I would love nothing more than to see Roddy White and Julio Jones piss on them.
  15. Jozu

    2012 NFL Season

    The Browns are a bad franchise, and the Weeden pick personifies them perfectly. There is no defending that pick. I dont care if he was the 22nd pick he was still a 1st rounder who was fucking THIRTY. Its not like he was a raw talented type guy who could ignite a fanbase and find a rapport...
  16. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    RGKnee is lol. MJKnee is lulz too but the RG one is better. Anyway, im so fucking tired hearing about the "big" Seahawk DB's. They are so BIG AND PHYSICAL! (one of them is 5'10). Give me a fucking break already. Yeah they are pretty good (Chancellor mainly) but they are also PED users and...
  17. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    He did that against Dallas last week. I dont understand why they didnt do the same tonight. THe problem is Seattle has an explosive offense and a defense that can change field position on you quickly so I dont think they could have just played keep away with the run game for 2+ quarters. The...
  18. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    OMG that RG3 leg injury looked horrific. Thats damage on top of damage. His knee is fucked and he probably wont ever be the same. Watch him in the first 4-6 games of the season and look how fast he is and the burst he has (esp the lateral movement) then watch him after the injury....its night...
  19. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Sorry Bengals fans -_- I thought the defense might step up this year and they did, but sadly the offense sputters at times and sadly for them it happened again. I dont even know who their starting RB is and the Red Rifle is still on a learning curve. I think Dalton can get better but if he...
  20. Jozu

    2012 NFL Season

    Brandon Weeden has to be the worse investment pick in the past 20 years (besides Jamarcuss the Hutt). Draft a 30 year old dude who zero upside who doesnt inspire the fanbase and is mediocre at best. The Browns are truly the dredge of the NFL. Only the Bills might be worse.
  21. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    No problem bro. Colin Kaepernick ethnicity is a highly searched term on google though!
  22. Jozu

    2012 NFL Season

    Calbyium, what the fuck is up with you pretending to know every poster who disagrees with you or thinks you're a faggot? I know looking at a profile and then checking facebook is a pro move, but really? Are you that much of a cholo? I think its kind of humorous to be honest, but ......you...
  23. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    I was referencing his tattoo guy more than anything lol. He looks like a Chinese mafia hitman or something lol. Kaeperbro obviously hangs out with people much cooler than us! I think Kaeperbro is half black and half white or something (like me!). He was adopted by white parents when he was young.
  24. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    How can we lose with this guy? Alex Smith has nothing on Kaeperbro.
  25. Jozu

    2012 NFL Season

    Thats why Welker is awesome. I remember that presser. Laughed my ass off at the time.
  26. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Which team has the most to lose this playoffs? What if Green Bay flames out at home again? Same with Atlanta? If the Pats dont make the super bowl that will be looked at as a failure, and if the Texans get bounced early there will be major questions about Kubiak going forward. Manning...
  27. Jozu

    Zero Dark Thirty (2012)

    Hurt Locker was gay as fuck but this is kind of cool. Just the stealth helos alone make it a must watch for any SF nerd.
  28. Jozu

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Minn over Green Bay (GB has lost 4 of their last 6 home playoff games). Indy over Baltimore (Luck, Luck, Luck). Washington over Seattle (Seahawks have lost 7 of 8 playoff road games), and Houston over Cinci. Book that shit.
  29. Jozu

    Darkfall Unholy Wars

    Soooo, is this still unplayable and bad? Or just bad? I want to play but fuck, I dont want to log in then have to uninstall out of disgust.
  30. Jozu

    2012 NFL Season

    Cathan getting an infraction for bad posting is actually glorious and I approve it. I mean, we all post retarded shit sometimes (me specifically) but Cathan takes it to a level unseen. Calbyium or whatever his gay ass name is is probably even worse. If people are getting infracted for acting...
  31. Jozu

    2012 NFL Season

    lol Elurin. Look at Willis' stats from last year. Or the year before that. Or before that. This year he wasnt even that awesome but is still good enough to be the best ILB on ANY unit. And you obviously dont watch Niner games as Willis' influence goes well beyond stats your boxscore moron...
  32. Jozu

    2012 NFL Season

    I know Im way late on this, but Elurin....LOL. Do you really fucking think that Fletcher should start over Willis or Bowman? Really? Willis is what, a 7 time pro bowler who can not only be a run stop enforcer, but play in coverage? He can also sack the QB and is recognized as the best...
  33. Jozu

    2012 NFL Season

    There you are. Sorry about your Bears bro. I bet Cutler doesnt give two fucks they missed playoffs.
  34. Jozu

    2012 NFL Season

    Just if you fuckers thought I was joking. You cant fuck with Mr.Dickerson.
  35. Jozu

    2012 NFL Season

    I have that Dickerson jersey. He was awesome. Dickerson made the running back position cool.
  36. Jozu

    2012 NFL Season

    C'mon. I have dogged Atlanta all year. I dont think they are Super Bowl contenders at all. I only defended them this time because I think they can win a divisional playoff game. No reason that team couldnt get to the Championship game. Also, almost doesnt mean DICK. They won all their home games...
  37. Jozu

    2012 NFL Season

    You dont think the Falcons could beat Seattle, Minnesota, Washington, Chicago or Dallas at home? They are 7-0 at home this year and they have advantage throughout. If they cant do shit this year then Mike Smith should be fired.
  38. Jozu

    2012 NFL Season

    Not really. The Niners beat them in Week 1 at home. No doubt the Seahawks are playing their best ball under Pete Carrol but they arent fucking world beaters like everyone is making them out to be. They have exploded the last 3 weeks, but if they lay an egg this week all momentum is lost and they...
  39. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Tyson was a bad bad person, but I dont think Lennox Lewis gets enough respect. I know its odd to just bring him up randomly, and he didnt have the highlight reel Tyson had, but that dude was a fucking terror. Beat every dude he faced, most by brutal KO, and the only thing you can fault him for...
  40. Jozu

    2012 NFL Season

    Niners gonna wrap up division today. Also, Patriots win and Broncos and Texans lose.