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  1. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I can't tell either. Best guess is a gun cabinet. If that's not it maybe it's one of them things that you hang clothes in. For people too poor to have built in closets.
  2. Hoss

    Continuum

    The lack of discussion is mostly because of how it aired. It was a canadian show that most of us watched on Syfy. The canucks (and the people who watch shit online) were getting the episodes way before those of us watching on syfy. I can't remember how far in advance it was, but I think a...
  3. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    That's no consolation. I went over this already. The only win Jones has in drafting a QB is Aikman, and I doubt that was his pick. He bought the team in Feb '89 and Aikman was drafted in April '89. Two months in, it's likely JJ wasn't heavily involved in that first draft
  4. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    No worse than the dumbass who decked the starting QB over something like a $100 plane ticket. Can't even remember his name now. I've said before that flopping should be a penalty in the NFL. Delay of game at least if you don't want to make it a special rule. Hope they call in Dez and Megatron...
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    Olebass' Happy Dog Pictures Thread

    Just to be clear, the next generation here is Olga, or the husky?
  6. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Can't argue with that. I remember one girl I used to date who would coat my dick with mucus or something when she blew me. Sounds gross to think about it, but it felt amazing. Silky smooth.
  7. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

  8. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    No, his mom hasn't been posted. Why would you ask for that?
  9. Hoss

    Olebass' Happy Dog Pictures Thread

    Awesome gift that will be eating 100 lbs of food a day in a couple years.
  10. Hoss

    Let's become british spies AKA logic puzzles challenge

    I got the second one on the final page (it's 14), but I don't even understand the instructions on a lot of them.
  11. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Damn you, now you got me thinking about her being wrapped around my dick and vibrating ever so slightly.
  12. Hoss

    Let's become british spies AKA logic puzzles challenge

    Sure, but the directions specifically say it will be A.B.C. Even if you look at the code in the page source if :emoji_nose:res[0] == 1824745082) && (res[1] == 560037081:emoji_nose: { $("#answercheckresult").html("All your answers are correct!<br/><br/>Please go to page <b>next.html</b> at IP address...
  13. Hoss

    Let's become british spies AKA logic puzzles challenge

    I saw that and I tried plugging those mumbers into the answer fields and they didn't work. Edit: NM, it works now. Now someone just needs to explain to me how they got those, especially the second one.
  14. Hoss

    Let's become british spies AKA logic puzzles challenge

    I need someone smarter than me to explain how you can get an IP address out of 3 numbers. It says it will be simply a.b.c, so it's not a case of some numbers being too long and you have to figure out where to split them. I thought about the possibility that one answer is a decimal, but that...
  15. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I thought it was established wormie is having an affair, he just doesn't want to go all j49 about it because the guilt eats him up.
  16. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Most likely he says that because it's better to have your low expectations exceeded than to not have your high expectations met. Personally, I'm pretty well convinced that this movie will be on the same level as Ice Pirates, only not as funny. And don't get me wrong, I loved Ice Pirates. If...
  17. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Kuriin, in the event of a homphobic zombie apocolpyse, will the gays be willing to protect me if I mention your name?
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    Let's become british spies AKA logic puzzles challenge

    Shit, I thought I was hot on the trail to the last answer, then I saw Ahh Run already had it figured out. Layered. It would be really funny if they put a blind alley in to fuck with people who got that question wrong. Anyway, here's the next one. Director GCHQ's Christmas Puzzle - Part...
  19. Hoss

    Fargo

    Ah, no wonder I couldn't find anything on the google about english shot glasses. Anyway, even if they were english pint glasses, I'm not sure why a bar couldn't have had them in the 1970's. I think America discovered England in the 1800's. That's plenty of time to appropriate their culture.
  20. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Johnny is a born again christian now. The only contact he has with his whoores is that he joined a rescue group in an advisory role who are dedicated to freeing these girls from the sex slave trade.
  21. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    It was A84 EMG, right? Also, does that sign behind her say solicitation welcome?
  22. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    No you don't pay just for talking to a whore, and that's all he did. But the dumbass paid before the rules got laid out. She was probably running a scam.
  23. Hoss

    So, I'm dying...

    After a fashion. I assume you'll get to make 2, whereas I would have to buy 2 kits in order to get my balls and everything. Or maybe you can include more of your torso in yours. Not 100% sure. For as long as the wife and I have been talking about it, I'm kind of surprised we haven't done it yet.
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    Fargo

    What makes them english shot glasses? My only complaint so far was how the phone was still buzzing when Lou got to the convienience store. Those phones don't buzz like that forever. After 5 minutes or so it would have shut up. When he first came in, I thought the buzzing meant he was going to...
  25. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Don't know why you still gave her $50. I woulda just left with all those dumbass rules.
  26. Hoss

    So, I'm dying...

    Not sure if hekotat knows this is a thing. Amazon.com: Clone a Willy Make Your Own Dildo Kit: Health Personal Care
  27. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I knew it wasn't a star wars planet brah. Just keeping it in the spirit of the thread and giving some possible SW planets it could be since it was presented as if it were coruscant.
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    Photoshop request

    itshappening.gif
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Coruscant is a big planet-wide city. That's more like Cakeooine or Cakeonosis.
  30. Hoss

    Photoshop request

    Lets see your cthulu dicks wamphyr
  31. Hoss

    First World Problems

    I will admit, that's what I imagined. But even where you were putting the hole, it just makes it more likely to rip apart when you're taking it out. Glad I could be of help.
  32. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I thought he was miffed that his thread was locked. Ever since then he hasn't been giving much in the way of updates. Maybe if amod takes his wife's name out of the title he'll come back?
  33. Hoss

    Which free porn site do you use?

    As I said in the amod thread, xvideos because it's got the best interface on my phone and tablet. Other than screenshots, those account for 99%+ of my porn consumption these days. I can't even remember the last time watched a scene on a TV or a computer.
  34. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    Expecting a_skeleton_03's first post in this thread today to be about the huge fight he had with his wife last night.
  35. Hoss

    So, I'm dying...

    If you do, make sure it's a hot stripper. I've been burned too many times ordering strippers sight unseen. I'm going to assume she already had a mold of your dick. Other than that, setting up the recurring gift thing sounds pretty cool. But I wonder how hard it would be on her in a year or in...
  36. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    It's funny how closely some of you think the new movies will mirror the old ones. It's like you think this is a reboot instead of a continuation. If the current guesses are correct, this will be a more faithful reboot than the latest star trek was.
  37. Hoss

    First World Problems

    You poke a hole in the bag? Wouldn't it make more sense and be less mess and less trouble to poke a hole in the can? Near the top so fluids don't leak out.
  38. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Technically, there are over 50 Sphincters in the human body. 2 of them are anal sphincters, but they are practically touching (wiki says 6mm apart) so those of us who aren't doctors and just like to stick things in our lovers' asses think of them as one.
  39. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Since it's a nice neighborhood they won't punish the kids. They'll see it as the innocent kids already being punished by having homos for parents and will go out of their way to be nice to the kids. Especially if it really is catholics. I could write an essay about them and how they tend to...
  40. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Holy shit, amazon has everything.