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Not unless you were masturbating too. If you were, we need to figure out if we nutted at the same time.

How is Star Wars makeup any more out of line than tumblers, koozies, cookies, or cereal? It's like you don't understand how merchandising works. My guess is he's feeling exposed without his armour and fellow troopers as backup. Plus, he probably came out of training with the idea that...

How the hell do you leave the ashes of the 4000 year old immortal bad guy just lying around? Send barry back to the house for a dustbuster or something before moving along. Also, I'm disappointed they didn't grab that arrow ollie shot him with to at least see if there were any clues in his blood.

My favorite Jack handy was: I believe in leaving a better world for our children. But not our children's children because children shouldn't be having sex.

Nah, everyone already gave you their one lifetime net in your whoore thread. Neg Tuco for the injustice.

You need to over-ride the time limits.

So Michaels is getting like Madden at the end of his career? Nice.

Hmm, she looks 16. What do you think, great judger of child porn sulrn?

I turned the game off. Need to find the last couple minutes on youtube or something.

Thanks, and thanks for the PM reminder. Also, excellent work with sheldon. Above and beyond changing the whiteboard behind him.

I don't know zombie. It's cowboys and indians. throw the records out the window, I'm pretty sure the underdog usually wins these games. Also, jones is dumb for not putting Romo on IR just because he could possibly be ready to go for the playoffs. IF we make the playoffs, it's going to be...

Are you cute? If so, I'll come sit in front of you and spit on you periodically. What flavor mouth wash you want me to use that week?

Who did he report? It was me, wasn't it?

Child porn. You know, like 20 year old bitches in bikinis. Though to be fair, that image wasn't really moderated (unless you count tuco acting like a cop and nailing me for posting while black), royal just agreed to remove it when the giant pussy complained. I happened to have the thread open...

Link to happy dogs thread plz

Time for the annual telling of how the Angel got on top of the Christmas tree. When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to...

Fellow cowboys fans, don't worry. Jones sez romo has 4-5 years of great football left in him. That means 8 years before we start failing at finding a new QB.

That first typo was pretty funny. Screenshot Reamins for everyone!

Rerolled

Interesting. What does your upset-o-meter run on?

Now I just feel betrayed. In the PM's tuco claimed he saw the image. In the amod thread he admitted he just saw some flesh and knee jerked. somebody tell sulrn that I see it as a good sign that I'm on the ignore list of such a gigantic pussy bitch. I don't know if we've had a run in...

I posted pussy? hang on let me find the pic again, I don't even remember seeing their crotch area. Was there a slip in there that I missed?

That's some real pussy shit. In the amod thread, no less.

Yeah I think that one was taken down. According to google, she's a 19 year old cam girl. But what do I know? Maybe pornstrodamus didn't know her real name and erred on the side of caution.

With the char limit, twitter can't even list everything I'm guilty of.

Which ones? Describe them.

He only watched it because I recommended it.

I've been meaning to make a thread about this for a long time now. Also fuck you deathwing, whoever you are.

ha ha that was great. I was wondering about that one dude who kept showing up on lots of newscasts. Then at the end it looked like he was associated with some rock and roll station and it all made sense. Also loved the few reporters who punched them. The problem is that you can basically...

Someone with twitter please ask stoya which of her scenes most closely resembles the raping she got from deen. Meaning the setup and acts performed, not the actor, cause I'm sure she's fucked him on camera plenty. For science!

His deal was more along the lines of meat, meat, and more meat. His love of breakfast was mainly because bacon was his favorite meat. I think his typical breakfast was steak and bacon with maybe some eggs. I'm way behind, I just got done with the episode where the indian found who killed...

Do you mean pay it forward, or pay it back? Giving them nets back would be paying it back. Giving nets to someone else would be paying forward. For some reason lots of people are screwing that up these days, so I have to ask.

flying spaghetti monster, help me. I couldn't stop from clicking on it. I thank you for at least only posting normal sized cocks. I live in fear of seeing one of those 'monster cocks' one day.

McShrimp and Urgo did some work too on page 1. Don't sell them short.

We used to get Granny scratch-offs. She'd run off into a corner like golum to scratch them off, then come back to me to tell her if they were winners. But my mom just gets basic girly stuff. Scarves, cowboys gear, etc. Last year I bought her a Witten Jersey. Not sure what we're getting...

Oh well in that case, has anyone said anything about air pressure yet? This is probably the first game where the balls deflated due to physics (or is that chemistry?) and the refs pumped them back up.

I fapped to everything in star wars that was female or suspected female. That includes chewie. Absent any solid evidence, the constant bitching led me to believe it was a girl. I fapped to all the ewoks too. I figure they were some sort of amazonian society who kept the mens locked away.

How about my avatar with a gift wrapped football superimposed to commemorate how romo clause likes to give the ball away in december.

post pics of the daughter pls

what was the final body count?