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  1. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    FYI, I just rewatched episode 1, and that's not what happened. The reaction to their transport being destroyed was to pull out lightsabers. When they smelled the poison gas they put the sabers away and held their breath. Sabers were re-deployed after the droids opened the door to 'destroy...
  2. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    As I said already, no this is the wort part of being a Cowboy fan right now. Cuz no romo and cuz division sucks, we can't go into the 'rebuilding mode' excuse. We still have fucking hope!
  3. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I think jooka thinks charlie is J49's real name.
  4. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I obviously don't know how to read twitter. All i saw romo say was an emoticon. What was idiotic about that?
  5. Hoss

    So, I'm dying...

    Gravy, are you reading the comments subforum? People want to do something to honor/memorialize you. Do you have any ideas for what you'd like to see? Cuz, right now you could probably make any crazy request and have a good chance of it being granted. Even if it means work for amod.
  6. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Not sure why, but I thought it was funny earlier today when i heard about how 0 was poppin off about people popping off. Feels like an xibit meme. Yo dawg, I heard you like poppin off. So Imma let you pop off bout the prez poppin off about people poppin off.
  7. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Maybe if he gave it to sheen. Be on the lookout for a sheen story where he shared some whores with machine gun johnny.
  8. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Need a pic of the parking job. What you're describing doesn't make sense.
  9. Hoss

    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    You know what I learned just now? The search function in firefox will not search inside of unexpanded spoiler tags. That's why i couldn't find it.
  10. Hoss

    Woman of the year is a man, women BTFO

    He has had no surgery. There is no difference between a man who wants to be a woman and what he is. As soon as he said it, that was it in the eyes of SJWs. He was identifying as a woman.
  11. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    You don't know what you're talking about. That one time I made a bad post, I was shamed for it and I stopped.
  12. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    My company just started engaging in parking shaming. I doubt it will keep up, but I'm going to pretend it's official policy now. Earlier today we got a company-wide email saying basically, we know parking is tight, we're building more parking lot, but everyone needs to park right. Then it had...
  13. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Not a first down. Funny how they got 2 generous spots in a row. I don't get why the call was upheld. it looked pretty obvious to me he was at least a foot short.
  14. Hoss

    Woman of the year is a man, women BTFO

    He killed that woman after he became caitlin. At the time, the joke was that he'd been a woman for a week and was already a demonstrably worse driver.
  15. Hoss

    So, I'm dying...

    You'll be missed bro. If i had a facebook, I could probably save you by getting everyone to send you prayers. Damn me and my luddite ways. Oh yeah, and when death comes for you, do not embrace him with open arms. Punch him repeatedly in the throat as he drags you away. Be sure to...
  16. Hoss

    South Park

    I look forward to PC Principal saying what happened in france doesn't matter because we have REAL problems with whoever's feelings are hurt this week.
  17. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    This film is not yet rated?
  18. Hoss

    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    I swear I thought I read about this here already, but I can't find it. Does anyone else think that's thrawn at the end of aftermath? Do we have anything from disney confirming or denying that? If it's not, it seems like a thrawn-inspired character and would be disney purposely shitting all...
  19. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Hopefully one day Disney will re-master ROTJ and replace the ewoks with wookies.
  20. Hoss

    The Last Man on Earth

    Flying spaghetti monster on cracker, dude. Are you fucking retarded? Any number of possibilities. She could have found a fake one or even a positive one in a trash can somewhere and just decided to be opportunistic. She might have had her own fake one from 3 years ago because she was that...
  21. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Damn, pats* fans gettin rustled up in here. I worry about your health anonymous faggot. You should crush up some of your blood pressure medicine and sprinkle it on the next cock you eat.
  22. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Not sure if you're talking to me. If so, LOL cause we're talking about past failures if anything. But really, we're talking about the NFL being better to watch in the 80's before it turned into the No Fun League.
  23. Hoss

    First World Problems

    LOL @ thinking France is a first world nation. That's second world problems, bro.
  24. Hoss

    The Last Man on Earth

    I already mentioned that fake tests are available today. Hell, some girls even sell the actual positive tests on ebay.
  25. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    I figured Coulson was just trying to seduce her to get that bat. Was anyone else expecting something to happen over gemma's shoulder in those videos he was watching? The framing was obviously done to show that mountain. I kept expecting to see the destroyer, or some kind of clue back there...
  26. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Well that's what i woulda thought, but you have some irrational hatred for the 80's NFL that I'm just trying to figure out. BTW, being 10 is no excuse, I remember what a joke the pats were even when I was 10. Didn't even realize they played football until 85, when the entire nation laughed...
  27. Hoss

    The Ridiculous 6 - This could turn it around for Adam Sandler

    To be honest, I don't understand how netflix makes money on this stuff anyway.
  28. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Oh shit. I can't believe I forgot that.
  29. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    He never used it again after that.
  30. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Just realized today I can appreciate a nice looking chick and have no desire to fuck her. Might be because I was well fucked last night, but when I thought back on it, I realized that I'd been seeing that girl for a month and hadn't once imagined slipping her the bone. Then I saw another...
  31. Hoss

    Ip Man 3 - Ft. Mike Tyson

    I've never even heard of "IP Man". WTF does IP mean in this case?
  32. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    And? What was so bad about the 80's with McMahon wearing crazy shit on the sidelines? (I don't even remember Dion wearing anything out of the ordinary, so I'm guessing JM was a worse offender). I'd rather see them crack down on the long hair covering the number than worry about shit like...
  33. Hoss

    The Ridiculous 6 - This could turn it around for Adam Sandler

    This looks like it'll be pretty good. Did yall like million ways to die in the west? How about the Apple Dumpling Gang movies? Probably going to be about the same. I'm going to buy extra tickets to make up for the ones who won't give it a chance because it's got sandler in it.
  34. Hoss

    The Last Man on Earth

    Yes, although I don't think I was able to read it I assume it was positive. But my 2 thoughts are that there are plenty of fake positive tests out there, and second, what's the shelf life on an EPT? Maybe it showed up + because it's gone bad. Quick google search shows that those tests...
  35. Hoss

    The Last Man on Earth

    Who else thinks she's either lying or just wrong about being preggers?
  36. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    flourinated tapwater is a gateway to drinking pozloads.
  37. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    In Aftermath (which is canon for the disney era) a Darth Vader cult is forming right after the battle of endor. Not a cult of force users necessarily (though it might have been started by inquisitors), just people who saw vader as a god and worship him and stuff. So whatever he thinks he knows...
  38. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    What pay it forward chains do you come across? I'm familiar with the idea and the movie, but I've never seen anything I'd consider a PIF chain. Do you just look like such a loser that people want to dothings for you?
  39. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Calb, you should answer some questions in the ask a gay man thread.
  40. Hoss

    Heroes Reborn

    Angela's husband stole powers? I don't remember him, who was he? Did he give them back? We don't know who got to bone the cheerleader, do we?