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  1. Shonuff

    Thank you Draegan, Goodbye FOH

    Yup. He had that stuff on his resume, about how he boosted sales through traffic. Only the traffic was fake. You could click the profile name and see that there was no join date. That's some Enron type shit right there. When he knew he couldn't cover it up with the real posters, he erased...
  2. Shonuff

    Thank you Draegan, Goodbye FOH

    We are good with the archives, yes? Tuco said he had them.
  3. Shonuff

    Adventures with Lyrical: Buying a Business (REPOST)

    I'm glad Tuco ripped the whole thread also.
  4. Shonuff

    Adventures with Lyrical: Buying a Business (REPOST)

    Right now, I'm spending 6k a month to try to do 35K. That seems high, but I'm just not cutting my advertising in the slow times. 6k a month is nothing when you are doing 100k+ in service fees. We tend to be seasonal, so I've found I have to spend more to get people's attention. For ten...
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    Adventures with Lyrical: Buying a Business (REPOST)

    So, as an update, we are doing very well for December, which tends to be the worst month in the year. Sales are going to be up at least 35%, and may end up 50% over last December. This will be the second best December we've had in ten years, and my best one ever. At this point, other than...
  6. Shonuff

    Adventures with Lyrical: Buying a Business (REPOST)

    I know, but at least it's out of the way now.
  7. Shonuff

    FOH Screenshot Has Never Been Busier

    As have I in the Business and Finance forums.
  8. Shonuff

    Pocket Pussies!

    Let's face it. This isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing.
  9. Shonuff

    Pocket Pussies!

    Somehow I'd think handjobs from him are not so good, being a gimp and all.
  10. Shonuff

    Pocket Pussies!

    It's been a running joke from that other board.
  11. Shonuff

    2012 NFL Season

    I'll take Eli over Homo any day and twice on Thursdays.
  12. Shonuff

    About fohguild.org and Requiem

    Good to see you, James. About FOH, I could care less any more. Instead of showing social skills after morenetz died, all they did was find more reasons to give us to leave again.
  13. Shonuff

    Women claiming each other...

    implied with sexy time
  14. Shonuff

    Pocket Pussies!

    gay
  15. Shonuff

    Pocket Pussies!

    OK. I was going to abstain from this thread until you called me out. Try attaching these two things (after taking RHW): 1-http://www.amazon.com/Fleshlight-Ori.../dp/B0026P3P7M 2-http://pleasuremenow.com/sexmachined...available.aspx Turn it on high and see how long you can last...
  16. Shonuff

    All right, folks..

    The problem is that we've all been burnt by manginas before with Millie. And they are mad at Jeffyls. No one is mad at you, at least until it comes out that you have a penis. It is inevitable on these boards, it is the cycle of renewal we have here. We get trolled by a tranny, the tranny is...
  17. Shonuff

    All right, folks..

    The posting of titties is always a good first step to making a peace offering to these guys.
  18. Shonuff

    All right, folks..

    You could reach Titcon 5. In all seriousness, stick around some. I know these guys are crazy, but after awhile they grow on you...like a bad case of herpes that keeps coming back. These guys are great for the lolz.
  19. Shonuff

    Key and Peele

  20. Shonuff

    Parent Thread

    I know, right? Both of my kids (7 and 2) do that. I feel like we bond watching 80's cartoons, and I've emulated all of the old games. They play Ms. Pac Man like it's brand new!
  21. Shonuff

    Women claiming each other...

    This is actually a good thing, if you like threesomes. Tell her you and your wife share everything, I mean EVERYTHING. 1- Invite her over for dinner with you and your wife. 2- Ply her with wine and the date rape drug of your choice 3- Pull your pants down and exclaim, "It's not...
  22. Shonuff

    Receivables Rant!

    Yup. Just put a policy in place, and have the CPA follow it. When people push back, blame your hardnosedness on the policy. I blame it on the policy, and no one ever questions it. I'm the owner LOL. I can change policy at will. Right now, my customers are into me for 40k, which isn't...
  23. Shonuff

    Receivables Rant!

    Your CPA didn't notice this ten months ago, didn't warn you of the problem or even address this. Fire his ass post haste.
  24. Shonuff

    Receivables Rant!

    Don't let a customer get into your ass like that. By the numbers you posted above, they haven't paid you in a year. Tighten that shit up dawg. I work with large corporations (think Fortune 10), as well as muni's, but I've still convinced them to pay me in less than 45 days. We make it a...
  25. Shonuff

    Receivables Rant!

    If you can do cash. A lot of my customers are affluent or business owners, and they take their damn time paying. Anyway, I've been shocked, that this year 100% of our customers have paid other than a small $50 stump. Not bad given my revenues. Why did you let a customer get into you for...
  26. Shonuff

    Key and Peele

  27. Shonuff

    Key and Peele

    Really, how can they say add more dicks when even the female posters have them? Between Millie, the high tranny populations and Jefflys, this board was founded on dicks.
  28. Shonuff

    Key and Peele

  29. Shonuff

    Key and Peele

  30. Shonuff

    Donations

    As Req said, advertisers won't touch porn and that's why he was coming out of pocket $800 a month. The PGT thread is pretty much costing 10k a year.
  31. Shonuff

    Key and Peele

  32. Shonuff

    Key and Peele

  33. Shonuff

    HOT NEKID PICS OF DRAEGAN!!

    I don't get what you have against tunics. I'm wearing one now over my morning coffee. Big deal.
  34. Shonuff

    Welcome to retrolled

    I'm so numb to it anymore. Any female poster on our boards is really a male. I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop and Etoille to get out as a mangina.
  35. Shonuff

    Welcome to retrolled

    I spit my coffee at my PC, you bastard.
  36. Shonuff

    Welcome to retrolled

    This is a man, playing a girl, disguised as a girl.
  37. Shonuff

    The Evelys Apology

    He can come back, but man, would his balls get busted.
  38. Shonuff

    Key and Peele

    Thanks.
  39. Shonuff

    Adventures with Lyrical: Buying a Business (REPOST)

    Bleh,Tuco already post this in that other thread:
  40. Shonuff

    Key and Peele