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I was thinking the same thing. It's up there in the top few for sure. Even tanoomba derails were entertaining.

How do you figure? The Texans came the worst in the entire deal. I can't believe he was so bad that cleveland cut him. Elway has the last laugh when brock wins super bowl MVP this year.

Welcome to wrongsville. Population you. People do things all the time that they're not in to just to please their partner.

I've known girls who liked it. But in every case it was because they didn't like the feel of condoms and being cum on was the next safest thing. Other than the pills which i'm sure they were on. My wife likes it too, but but for her the 'kink' is being creampied. Cause, that's the naughty...

Really? I thought the primary benefit of trusts was that they bypassed having to pay taxes when transferred to someone else.

He's got you on ignore. so it's like he's already married to you.

Shit I didn't notice who wrote that. I shoulda responded with *reputable

You could always take some nudes and post them on the internet. With the magic cards, ingredients for chili, and the new furniture .. of course. That's what'll make it artistic.

This is true. In my case I pay a penalty.

I'm no NFL historian, but I'm pretty sure the saints sucked the year katrina hit. Plus they played at least 1 home game at the opponents stadium. Maybe the NFL will steal home games from the texans and cowboys. I wonder if the texans play the giants early enough in the season to justify it...

I don't think there's anybody reputable on this site at all. Maybe a couple of you were when you started posting.

Tickle his asshole while you're going down on him to get him used to you being down there. Don't go in, just around the outside along with the balls and the taint. When he trusts you, maybe just push it a little bit (don't go in, just push). When he's ready, get a little lube and just put the...

I'ts made of legos. How faithful can they be to the actual design? Will all the characters have the proportions of midgets too?

Little early for that, he might not have standing. Someone remind me, on what grounds did the NFL file the suit against brady? I mean, it wasn't like brady was just going to say fuck you and play anyway. Doesn't seem like they had standing either.

I heard about this on the radio, but they said it was the cop who investigated. This was the NFL's own investigator. Damn.

That's what we were hoping for with Brady. They seem to be smart enough to do it all in the offseason.

You still give up all that money. The 750 million dollars is not there. It's a lie. What's there is the amount you get if you take the lump sum. They invest it and pay you over 30 years so they can advertise a bigger number. You can get a better return than the lottery commission does. Put...

Build a carport and turn the garage into a workshop. I never thought about the networking thing, but I am glad I live in a neighborhood with an electrician, a plumber, 2 general contractors, and various other people who work with their hands. I feel guilty going to them for help too much...

The better question is why take the annual payments? I figured the only people who take the payments just forgot to check the lump sum box on the playslip.

lol I doubt it, but I wouldn't know because I never heard of the guy before and don't expect to ever hear of him again. A few minutes later his co host seemed to be walking back the "panic now" advice. It was sort of like listening to kelly osbourne walk back the "Who's gunna clean your...

No fetish is too small. Whatever your thing is, embracing it will lead to a world of wonderment.

Why come a storm that forms in africa doesn't have an african name? That should be hurricane Toby or something.

Oh and lol at the redneck army and the cajun navy. Next we'll have an air force of drones patrolling the skies looking for looters after a natural disaster. Is there an area with an unusual number for drone pilots?

Now I want to know more about the vault. What's in it? Friday a local radio guy from corpus was being picked up by other iheart radio stations because they had to evacuate the studios and I guess they wanted a familiar voice for the evacuees. Anyway, at some point he actually said "Now is...

South park has already started? What the shit, it's not on my DVR.

My wife works for exxon and is on the emergency response team. I haven't heard of a xon plant being in trouble either, but I just asked her. I will report back if there's anything to it (and it doesn't get confirmed by someone else first) She did say the main campus in the woodlands is...

I'm hearing that they're sending all the gas to Houston.

The original was OK, but the sequel will suck. All too common for movies.

Midichlorias didn't come from the Legends EU, so it doesn't matter that they've gutted it in this case. Midichlorians are here to stay unless they explain that the jedi of old were wrong about them. The rest of what you say about moving away from light vs dark was pretty well covered in the...

They did't need to slip it into the bottle. Teller broke the bottle. He could have dropped the paper into the bag when he did that. I never knew how that trick was done, but I'm pretty sure there was never a paper in the bottle. I'm also pretty sure they didn't do a force because if they...

I once dated a girl who I think wanted to be raped. She never came out and said it, so I didn't do anything. The last date I had with her, I stayed overnight in her place. We went to bed and made out. I fingered her until she came and then she turned to me and said "You can take care of...

How clean were you? Like, had you just showered? Maybe you had been farting since your last shower or something and she couldn't take the smell. Hell, maybe she just thought you had been. I don't know, but there should be some talking specifically about what was wrong so you can fix it...

Nobody does. There's nothing to say other than "I'm so sorry" and hug them. emphasize the so. Gallows humor is the highest form of humor and could help them heal, but you have to be sure they're ready for it. Don't do that shit too soon, just stick with "I'm SO sorry" if you're unsure.

Hey look ma, I'm on TEEVEE. Did this air on the news? I gotta record it. Well, they don't need to evacuate all of houston and it's suburbs. I'm hearing that they're doing limited evacuations based on the elevation of your area inside Houston. Some people are being told they can stay, but...

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Nah son. my league's a keeper league and I just traded for romo a couple months ago.

Saw a news report where 3 guys were planning to ride the storm out in their boat. the reporter couldn't talk them out of it. they were like "Fuck it, we got beer, we got beans, we got everything we need." One said this was an old boat, they didn't make em like this anymore and it's weathered...

Everybody knows the real football starts in the 3rd pre-season game. Those first 2 don't count.

You're going to have to get me a still photo of the low blow. The lowest i see in that clip was on his hip on his belt line. If you watched the beginning of the match, old man ref touched their belt lines in the final instructions and said 'here is ok'. Even if that was a little low, it was...

That's proof that it was fixed if it went the distance. There were 2 different times when conor got him good and maybe could have finished him. Once, conor got on his back like a dumbass and the ref broke them up. Apparently that's not allowed in boxing even if you're hitting him square in...