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We're all crazy handsome.

With any luck, just about done.

More about forming the habit, I suspect.

Such a nice rapey song.

OH HOLY FUCKING SHIT, YOU WERE A CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL? DO YOU STILL HAVE THE UNIFORM?

J49 is what we call an outlier though. He'll fuck anything. He comes over to my house, the fish stop swimmin.

5 in 5 college males will have a sexual experience they regret within 3 days too, though. I'm not even fuckin kidding. Hormones are a powerful motivator. Jeez, I fucked a girl one time that I regretted fucking while I was fucking her. Doesn't matter. Had sex.

A Bill Burr special that I think is new.

The rise of the machines is a real thing. I'm not even mocking you, fana. lol. Shit's crazy. In 500 years, there are going to be a LOT fewer of us. Glad I won't be alive for it. Fuck them to begin with.

Isn't mirrors edge that Parkour Girl Game that is basically nothing but a single QTE? No. That sounds like a perfect fit.

I was spr srs about the baboon thing.

They already do that though every time they don't present like a baboon in heat every time I walk past. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!?!

The part I like best is the update at the end. lol. "C'mon now. Stop calling her a hag, that's not what this is about."

That shit is hard to handle for grown adults. How much he hates it is an incentive for him to develop some motor skills so that he can do it himself! If he's old enough to actually sort of understand you, plant that idea in his noggin. I mean a year and a half, probably not, but maybe he'll...

It's basically already legal as long as you don't get caught!

God damn, even our vaginas are second rate. Time to go full greek, boys. I call dibbs on Kuriin. I think he has soft hands.

LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID MIST, LOOK AT IT. WE ALL HAVE VAGINAS NOW. Wait. That was your plan all along wasn't it? Clever Girl.

Jake Gyllenhall seems to be making some quality movies. I also like the way he interviews. His sister goes over the top art fag about ACT!ing. Jake has a little bit of that in him but then he'll be consciously self aware enough to go, "Well, I mean, you know... it's a thing." Which seems...

That's one of those problems that would be nice to have. Honestly, if you find 20 million metric tons of platinum floating around in space, drag it to some sort of far orbit around the earth, and proceed to mine it I expect what would happen is not the bottom would fall out of platinum but...

You've turned us all into metrosexuals and homos. Good goin', feminists.

There is, but most people just refer to it as "doggystyle"

Kirk for sure. His sloppy seconds are of a much higher class than Rikers. And I'm pretty sure Jean-Luc was gay, so eww.

I can never remember. All I can ever remember is that he hangs dong natural style.

I kinda liked it. It seemed like their whole point was that you kept expecting something awesome to happen and the awesome never happened. I expected a bang bang war story and sort of got an off kilter melodrama about some bored soldiers. Which, from the (very few, a handful) of veterans that...

Oh, terraforming is Kim Stanley science fiction. But digging bunkers like mole people is probably not. With enough electricity you can make air and water out of rocks. At least one Japanese lab has been doing that for at least 15 years in preparation for a moonbase. With some godless rRNA...

No major distributor is ever going to bother with this dumpster fire of a project. And without a major distributor taking responsibility for his servers I don't see how he gets even a 5% maybe. It's basically 0%. He could self publish on Steam / GoG / I'm sure there are others but that's...

It's like they have little titties on top of their regular titties!

I kinda am too. A nuclear meltdown would just be good television. OTOH, you know, maybe it's ok that Europe isn't going to have a nuclear winter white christmas this year.

But when it comes to exploration and exploitation of resource, "just because" is actually good enough for me. If we can create a sustained presence on Mars within a generation or two (and it will probably be our grandchildren, lets be real) then you would hope that within 2-3 generations...

And that's why you'll never get a man.

Sounds like she's already mastered dubstep. It's the patterns, not the individual notes.

I don't think there's anything biblical about cutting down a pine tree and sticking it in your living room. I also don't think there's anything wrong with it. THIS MOVIE SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN MADE.

It's not on anyone to prove their innocence. The only time people are expected to is with sexual misconduct and when they're accused of hatecrime. How could he possibly prove it if "I didn't rape her" isn't good enough. He did say that, he just used a fancier phrase to do it. I really do...

I honestly don't see why that makes any difference, Nester. I know what you're getting at -- but Bill Cosby is Fansy famouse and rich. It doesn't detract from the allegations, but by the exact same token it does nothing to bolster them. 500 women could accuse him of sexual misconduct. That...

Sure, I can believe that he was a scummy dude. Being scummy is not rape. When you blur the line this hard what happens is not that it results in greater protections for victims but rather it results in fewer and less. It's a little bit like when those women were accusing Arnie of rape...

No, that's really not true. You can come in with a contrary opinion and get shouted the fuck down. But if you support that opinion, and engage in discussion, rather than using a feelsdata crutch the majority will back off. I did the exact same thing with Zimmerman, except I started even...

Well yeah. But they'd have that. I just read 8.2g and I was thinking, "Would their hearts be able to handle sustained compression like that?" And they answer is "yes, perfectly safe". I also read the line about "And the onboard computers were not adversely effected by the high radiation...

8.2g sounds like a whole lot, but wiki says that jet pilots can handle up to 9. Apparently a dude in 1954 did 25g, but it wrecked his eyeballs for the rest of his life.

Sandler shoots back!