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Oh, it's no secret. If true those spoilers are... well, actually not as bad as it could be. If you tried to spoiler the first three they'd be about a page long. Simple enough a skeleton to hang a decent movie on. And decent will be a gigantic win. OTOH, it could just be Star Trek...

Were you on your way to keep a little girl out of trouble? Cause that's how it was that one time I met him.

Platform is important. EQ in a browser would work. It wouldn't make anyone rich but it would make money. That's the funniest part of the whole thing. Tyen would probably do it on spec if you gave him a cut of the eventual (admittedly meager) profits. I don't think a normal release of...

It seems to me that while there may be things which a "normal" man physically could do which you personally cannot, the price we exact for those services may possibly be outside the realm of her experience or imaginings. She may under value humility, and be under some misconception about...

Did she win for hunger games? Because if she did... she's not good in hunger games. Maybe she's the second best part of the movie. And it's not a good movie to begin with. Donald Sutherland completely phoning it in is probably the best part. Not that I'm saying she's awful. That movie...

ITT TIL that Draegan sold propane and propane accessories for 9 years.

I have not watched it, nor do I plan to, but it sounds like perfect teenage girl logic. Which is basically the target audience. So it was probably perfectly written. I remember she was doing that in the second one as well. We're not really talking about a deep examination.

I went to a small lecture that James Morrow gave doing a book tour one time. I talked to him afterwards for about 10 minutes about something he had said. I'm pretty sure he based on of the characters in his books on me.

Yeah, that is brutal. It's infuriating. I pulled my back last year, I've never been sure exactly how, and had to lay on my floor for three days. It just makes you mad. And I'm under no illusions. That mess was nothing. It didn't hurt, and I only had to use one sickday, and I had someone...

I have to poop so much. But not yet.

Movin to the country

I'm on your side, wombat. What is love without passion? Sometimes passion curls your toes... sometimes it threatens you wildly with a hot curling iron. Just gotta live life, man.

I think they're saying "wooot" and "yes!" because the server didn't crash when the mob died. Baby steps.

Unless they actuallylivein Vegas, I assume. Seems like that would be a never-ending game of "lets try to fleece the tourists". You'd sort of be like an entertainer but you're working for tips.

What the fuck. Out of nowhere Peter O'Toole from beyond the grave! I don't even know this history very well, and I'm slightly offended by how awful this show is. lol. IN UR FACE, BRITAIN.

Reverse cowgirl piledriver. Noobs. huehuehuehuehuehuehue No, I'm serious. I'm not joking. Of course it's assault. The situation in which you're forced to use this extremity... that consideration pales in contrast to the immediate need to not get your shit smashed by a girl you aren't...

As tempting as it is to look stuff up online and as useful as it is to be educated... that shit will scare the shit out of you. Sometimes ignorance might be better. There are untreatable fatal conditions (and diseases) with no symptoms. The coroner goes, "oh. He had such-and-such syndrome...

HELL YEAH. LETS GET CRUNKED AND BURN DOWN THE CHECK CASHIN PLACE. FOR OUR BROTHER TRAY TRAY

We sort of do have the same thing in english, roughly, it's just wordchoice and idiom based instead of being codified into the grammar and syntax. I think they handle it about the same way. As in you'll want to know how to talk like you're not an idiot because sometimes you'll need to. But...

Unfortunately all of mine have only had brothers. "Spitefuck her sister" is on my bucketlist, but I don't think I'm gonna get to check it off.

Probably. I expect some rickshaws to be handed out next week when he reads the boards. CH CH CH CHIIIIIIIMPOOOOOUUUUUT You really can't call this anything less.

I have always found, and I'm not kidding, that when a woman gets like that the best thing you can do is just bearhug her until she calms the fuck down. It will piss her off unbelievably at first. And you'll take a knee to the balls the first time you let her go. But you do it two or three...

So what I'm hearing is: "This other guy was probably a scumbag... so this guy here must be a scumbag too". That's not particularly convincing. If all you're saying is that it's possible... well, sure. But it really does seem like you're saying more than that.

We have to pace ourselves. We can't put more work into this thread than brad puts into pantheon. That just makes pantheon look bad, and that has never been our intention.

Thread title has been corrected to accurately reflect the quality of the movie. 11/10 stars. Woody Harrelson delivers a captivating tour de force. Breath taking. Utterly Delightful. Entrancement. Better than eating a pile of your own turds!

I noticed something when I watched the second one. "watched". The name of the Director was something Lawrence, and it was starring Jennifer Lawrence. Coincidence? Or did some rich guy make a vehicle for his daughter/niece?

I think we should make every thread about wrestling. Real wrestling. Keep that MMA shit in the dumb forum that is full of dumb.

It puts the lotion on its skin.

Not being married I assume it's just impolite to laugh at your wife and call her fat. Pretty sure I'd still do it.

Dude! There's celebrity nude pics here? I read the internet for the articles. They are asymmetrical!

It's the shirt. That mesh porno shirt is gonna make anyone look like a pedo. Ok, I'll give you that one. That dudedoeslook like a fucking pedo. But if you put him in tails he'd look like he should be sitting in the house of lords!

Goin to my grandmothers. She's 93. For the past 10 years it's been "this might be her last one". I don't really understand it. She wants everyone there, and I'm going happily. I don't begrudge that. But the woman has always hated cooking. It's an odd choice. My Oma is one strange bird.

That tall Ryan guy from the Drew Carrey show.

Have you looked at pics of him thought? Bill Cosby is actually black. I know. I wouldn't have thought so either.

He could immediately earn our love by making his first post: Hey shitheads, <a few paragraphs of teaser pseudo marking speak> Sincerely, Your last best hope.

I dunno if Penthouse Letters even still exists. It has to, right? Some things are sacred and eternal.

Get a subscription to penthouse letters. Video porn will not serve you well for this kind of thing. And if you can get her to read it as well... you'll be drowning in uniqueness in 6 months.

It really is simple though. Substitute in a non-sex crime (que tanoomba lecturing us on how rape isn't a sex crime) and have 15 people accuse him of that instead. The argument over did he / didn't he completely changes. And it shouldn't. Those Duke boys didn't really rape that girl...

If there's a sign up sheet, would someone write my name below theirs? I don't expect you to write it above yours, but be a bro.

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