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  1. iannis

    The Wire: Greatest Show Ever Made

    Generation Kill was also good. And it has Izzy! But you don't see his cock.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Nah. But it will hound him until he either dies or pays out hush money. It would seem that he has decided he'll die first. And so have his accusers.
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    Cobalt Glassware and Other Bullshit Grandma Chuk Collects

    Make it like a season of survivor and I'm in. Tribal council, challenges, immunity. Just you get fed to zombies instead of having to go home.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Yeah, but, Brad does at least know the correct usage of Your/You're/Yore he is that bad, but he's not that bad in that way. That was an apprentice dev. Had to be.
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    Suicide Squad (2016)

    You're not helping.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We need to see it. To judge if it should be in the huge butthole thread or not.
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    You know, all that is is luke's hovercar from New Hope flipped 90 degrees. I'm sure you DID know that but I don't pay attention to this shit, really. And the cartoon makes it blatant.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    X-rays less interesting than Y-Rays.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    How can they be? He would need an animator and I'm pretty sure that he doesn't have one. I'm pretty sure what that placeholder promise means is that when they think they have about enough content they'll have another pledge drive hire one. And then brad will steal that money too. Lol
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Aren't tie fighters just manned drones. They basically exist to intercept incoming torpedoes, because star destroyers are expensive, yo. What does tie stand for? Tactical Imperial lEmming, I assume!
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    Pregnancy Thread

    You can assure her that while her buttcrack might be in need of an occassional rebuild, her guts are built Ford Tough. Women like it when you compare them to cars. Not horses though. Don't ever compare her to a horse.
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    Parent Thread

    I'd cave and get him the fancy shoes that he wants. He's 13, he wants to be popular or at the very least minimize the target on his back. The shit that seems important at that age is beyond understanding. I'd probably also talk to him in January about what things cost. I mean like nickel...
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    Major nuclear accident in Europe's largest power plant reported

    Are we talking Cherynobl or are we talking a turbine blew out? Ukraine Prime Minister: There Has Been An Accident At A Ukraine Nuclear Plant - Business Insider Not good news for them, but not a giant cloud of fallout sweeping across the continent.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Just don't make her wear hats quite as stupid as natpo's and we're good.
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    The Wire: Greatest Show Ever Made

    Omar comin
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    They come in a red box and you put cheese on them. Or I guess maybe that strange custom the Brits have.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    He didn't even ask me any questions! The first two had their dark parts.
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    For me the "Storm troopers are clones" happened somewhere between Jedi and Phantom. Like in New Hope, it seemed like they were just regular old grunts with spiffy space armor, and there were other grunts without space armor. Then in Empire most everyone had the space armor and there weren't...
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Yeah, but it doesn't grow all at once. Most of the weight gain is fluid rather than baby.
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    Tell us your Mippo Tales

    Pueblo, Arizona. That's the weirdest fucking part of the entire thing!
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    Movie's cliches and techniques

    The found footage fad needs to be tortured to death. Mockumentary probably only needs to be flogged in order to rehabilitate it.
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    German

    Grammar is the hard part. If you can get that then vocabulary is nothing. And for an english speaker german grammar is convoluted as hell. What's funny is that for a german speaker, I've heard them make the exact same complaint about English.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I gotta go with tails on this one. There's just more versatility. Be practical, man!
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    It has been over used so much that it's become a cheap gimmick and alienates the experience rather than adding to it in any way. Shakycam is "It was a dark and stormy night" of film. At least for this decade. But sure, as a technique its perfectly fine. There's nothing intrinsicly flawed...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Well at least my dick would fit in that mouth. I get so tired of it when they say, "My mouth is too small". NICE TRY, BUT I KNOW OTHERWISE.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Geek and Sundry is Felica Day's "youtube network". It's like halfway between DeviantArt and a real production house. It would be so easy to shit all over it... but I actually respect what she's doing and trying to do. It's just most of the productions and blogs that she hosts are horrible...
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    Pregnancy Thread

    That's just good advice for any woman, regardless of health concerns. If you marry her not wanting children and she wants children then two things will happen. You will have one child and it will not be a happy marriage, because there is a fundamental misunderstanding of what is being...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I smell a new geek and sundry show.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    We all serve at his magesties pleasure, it is the sin of pride which tempts us to forget it.
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    Tell us your Mippo Tales

    One time I was pvping in Rift black garden battlefront. We were farming the ledge and this cleric jumps down into a pack of 10 of us. He lived, killed 3 of them, stole the flag, and singlehandedly turned the match from a farm into a fight. The name of that Cleric was Mippo.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Jim Norton is not very good at explaining what he seems to actually mean. I've heard him talk about rape jokes in multiple interviews... and honestly what he means is "context matters" and "artificial taboo promotes bad behavior rather than inhibiting it". What he says is, "Well, if you're...
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    You could break down Empire Strikes back in a similar fashion. It could be just fine. At least it isn't 5 pages of "And then the two jedi have to go and negotiate a trade contract, for some reason, with the fish-head guys but while they're waiting poison gas comes through the bottom of the...
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    Lena Dunham got RAPED........BY A REPUBLICAN!

    Who? Is that a dude? Cause dudes can't be raped.
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    The pommel is for stabbing people with, not deflecting another lightsaber. He's got three ways to stab a bitch. That's my take on it at least. It's not an elegant weapon, and I bet we see him use it exactly that way. Much better than that craptacular light quarterstaff goblinface crap.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    She sounds exactly like she looks she'd sound like.
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    Lena Dunham got RAPED........BY A REPUBLICAN!

    (boys do it, mist)
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    Lena Dunham got RAPED........BY A REPUBLICAN!

    DOESN'T HAPPEN
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Gustav Holst?
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    Lena Dunham got RAPED........BY A REPUBLICAN!

    More proof girls are gross. Boys don't stick things up their buttholes.
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    There is no excuse for JarJar Binks You remember that Simpsons episode where Homer did the voice of the Hip and Cool Radical Fox for itchy and scratchy? That was satire. And Lucas stole that idea, not realizing that it was satire! Yep. Star Wars episode 1-- The Simpsons already did it!