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Bow chikka WOW WOW Don't let her see your nice things. Take her to a hotel, or like do a car date on the waterfront. I hear those are all the rage. I say if she agrees to take the tit pic, go ahead and give her the money. Your rerolled bros are good for it. I'll chip in if the other...

You don't have to follow through just because you suggest it. What is there in the pics that will give up her or your identity? Screenshots is a relativly safe place to post pics. The 5 post access rule keeps anything in here from showing up in google searches.

Is that what that means? I guess I always fixated on the anal and read it as iANAL. I figured it was similar to 'fuck me up the ass if I'm wrong'.

A picture of a coat hanger might be the best response. But you could also ask her what's in it for you. Going rate for a BJ in that area is $20. Also, post some pics from when she was hot.

I thought the charger's problem was the super bowl curse. Any time they had a decent team with a shot, they'd be hosting the SB that year and fall apart.

I just noticed he worked with her 11 years ago and last saw her 8 years ago. That's about 3 years worth of relationship unaccounted for here.

she probably 'found' $800 because 8 other people agreed to give her a hundred bucks. Tell her to put it up for adoption and she can at least get all of her bills paid. For any more advice, we will need a picture of her with rerolled on her tits. Actually, preggos are gross, how about just a...

And no trigger discipline. Am I the only one who thinks those pictures don't look like photos? They look like really good drawings or paintings. Particularly Solo with his nose and the group shot.

What does IINAL mean? If I'm Naked A Lot? I Interrupted Native Ass Licking? I Immediately Need A Lover?

Cause the internet police would backtrace all of us and we'd have to scatter to keep from being called as witnesses.

That's where she learned mouth to cock resuscitation.

we can haz photoshop of current face on old gold bikini clad body plz?

Quit being a cis gender shitlord I meant to say thanks, that just came out wrong.

Just got caught up. The worst part of the last episode is that they must have wasted 30 lbs of delicious bacon grease. For that alone, they both deserve the stockade.

I'm too lazy to find this answer myself. Was Damien Darhk the rival the last ras a gul mentioned that he should have killed?

A restaurant I like is slowly turning to shit. I've seen it a few times so I recognize the pattern now. First they start letting the atmosphere go, and I don't care because aside from breastraunts, I don't eat somewhere because of atmosphere. For example, taking the TVs down or the AC hasn't...

I get a message saying content not available when I click the facebook link. Might be because you need an account to see it, but there's usually a totally different message for that circumstance.

Because your whore's mom might find you? Is that really a concern of yours? Nice. I assume you got a happy ending. Did you get full service too?

That's a decent argument, but it's not the first time the government has decided something was too offensive to grant copyright protection. There was an asian band called the slants who couldn't get the rights to the name so they could go big time. IIRC, washington redskins was one of the...

what a pussy. Witten had the same thing and didn't miss a game.

You must have stepped out when obiwan fought grievous and started spinning the lightsabers like buzzsaws. Did anyone know who palpatine was other than people who were into the EU? I purposely wasn't mentioning it to anyone back at the time. If you did know without reading the EU, then how? I...

Watching the titans press conference in a restaurant, and I thought the dude in front was the new coach. That beard didn't look as neatly trimmed on TV. Couldn't see the guy's mouth even when he talked, the goatee just got a little longer and wiggled. I figured that might have been strategic...

I guess you didn't read the story when the dude was watching J + whore, and then told J he was a PI hired by his wife.

My uncles told me a couple of times about smoking weed through a barrel in nam and then sitting around with a guitar making up songs. Until I saw this, I kinda thought they were exaggerating. One claims he wrote a song like that with a bunch of other guys, and when he got back stateside, it...

Don't even know what a vons is, but you're a colossal retard if you don't realize the bakers at grocery stores are professionals. Bingo. Even if you ignore the wal mart bakeries, most cakes made by the pros are wedding cakes with fondet icing because those people prefer ingredients that easy to...

You should tell her that you only keep going back to that girl because you're afraid of getting arrested.

"They're" going to find people won't give up their bacon as easily as they gave up their cigarettes. "They" might even lose credibility and wind up with a lot of people going back to smoking.

How about if, instead of celebrating halloween, you spend the day checking out your second house so you can see how bad the last tenants fucked it up. Is that a sign of being old too?

It makes me sad for you that you seem to think professionally baked cakes are the pinnacle of cakedom. Sure some are good, but the majority are dogshit. Dried out garbage with colored plaster for icing. Find a better analogy. The only things I hated about the prequels were the pod race and...

Johnny, remind me why your wife won't blow you. Did you say religious objections, or just cuz prude? If religious, which religion are we talking about?

Plot twist. Johnny finally agrees to meet keg for lunch, and finds out keg is the wolf.

College posts contact info of 5 officials standing by to tell students if their costumes offensive - The College Fix This is sort of the same idea I had for this thread, only the exact opposite. I sincerely hope the typical costume call to these guys goes something like this: Student...

Bengals fans are immune to all kinds of fancy words.

The lost stars books do not show up in the timeline in the front of aftermath. I wonder what's up with that.

This is from the other thread, but you should try to get some of your rerolled bros in on this action. Wouldn't you rather her be fucking friends than total strangers?

So it's a shared FB account?

I thought giving them money was a surrogate for giving them jobs just because they're gay. Not that I know anything about that going on, it's just the impression I got.

Funny, i thought the same thing. But I guess it's not impossible that her body stopped her cycles because of the extreme stress. Plus, don't forget she did run into one of those sandstorms early on. IT just didn't show up. Why? Just the same, it's no reason why solar panels wouldn't work at...

ha ha you mean people put their real info on facebook? Seriously though, I don't know FB, I'm guessing that was on his public messages and that's why michelle saw it? Quite a cunty move for someone claiming she doesn't want to get ugly.

fucking bullshit man. Half of it doesn't show up for me. I got to the point where the crazy white dude Jarret starts punching himself.