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  1. Hoss

    Marvel's Daredevil

    I thought kingpin's acting was weird. I kept wondering if they told him to be stiff like that on purpose. I finally decided they did because I don't think private pyle is that bad of an actor. Anyway, you know kingpin's girl is going to be the next arch. Bitch was colder and more...
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    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Didn't they show a room full of inhumans they had caught in the first episode of the season? I thought mac made a comment when they pulled in melty guy that this was the first time they beat the other team.
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    Rerolled Haloween Costume Ideas

    the pizza one reminded me of this. Don't think many people in the real world will get a hunk of cheese costume though.
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    Fargo

    Assuming that's only happened once, i remember it too. IIRC, a stripper in dallas who was rolling on x when she did it. Then she parked the car in the garage for days and waited for him to die. She finally got caught when she talked a couple of dudes into going in there to kill him, and...
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    2015 AssHat Round 4: The Rock Salt Round

    Tanoomba vs.I'm Rich Bitch Araysarvs. Itzena
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Amazon.com : Bakers and Chefs 100% Peanut Oil, 35 Pound : Coffee : Grocery Gourmet Food according to the reviews 35 lbs is 4.6 gallons, which makes that $7.60 / gallon. Wait, shipping costs more than the oil. Nevermind. This one is cheaper and probably costs even more to ship...
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    We had the alignment discussion a coupla months ago. The obvious answer is to rename the divisions to get rid of the compass directions so people stop getting hung up on shit that doesn't matter.
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    My new Dating Pool

    You're saying she accepted responsibility for that? Really? Reminds me of the tractor story (skip to 1:50 if you don't want to see the entire thing)
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    My new Dating Pool

    I must have forgot something. How does she think she caught gonorrhea? (or was it the clap?)
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    Rerolled Haloween Costume Ideas

    Earlier I was wondering what the perfect rerolled Halloween costume would be. The best I could come up with were: Fedor Tranny or political argument Got any more ideas?
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    2015 AssHat round 3 - Saltier than ever!

    Column vs.Tanoomba I'm Rich Bitchvs. a_skeleton_03 Numbers vs.Araysar Mistvs. Itzena
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Another 18-1 season would give me a terminal orgasm.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Doubtful. I don't even think ray lewis is a giant turd. It's funny that the panthers are on the on the packers list, but the packers aren't on the panthers. I know, it's probably cuz bye weeks, but still funny.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I thought ball was a typo. WTF is ball pain? Does he mean one of his nuts hurts? That doesn't make sense because why would gas cause your nuts to hurt?
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I always read playboy for the dirty jokes and cartoons. I hope they don't clean up either of those. Also, dumb decision. I keep hoping that the phrase 'fully nude' is being used because they will still show titties.
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    AssHat 2015 Round 2!! Get Salty in here!

    Is that what it's called when you start posting the n word all over the forum? Going dark?
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Why'd they have to take a perfectly good bit of trivia, and ... trivialize it. Like this? for reference, this is what it's supposed to look like.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Oh and the worst part about today is that I thought if we had a shot, it would be to put brady on the ground early and often. Well, we did it and it did no good. Fortunately I was preparing myself for this slaughter all week.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yup, cassel will start for the bye week. You realize the 'everybody does it' defense is a big part of what makes you a laughingstock, right? I forget, but didn't the original browns records stay with the ravens franchise? I thought the city only got the name back. If that's correct, then for...
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Oh look another pick play by the pats. I guess if the refs are going to call less than half of them, it makes sense to keep running them.
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    AssHat 2015 Round 2!! Get Salty in here!

    Column vs.Azeth Tanoomba vs.Hoss// only because moon bat keeps voting for himself. Delicate Flower vs.I'm Rich Bitch a_skeleton_03vs. ZombieWizardHawk Kirun vs.Numbers Tyen vs.Araysar Mistvs. Draegan popsicledeathvs. Itzena
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    My new Dating Pool

    Johnny, see if you can get wolf to register on rerolled.
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    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    Columnvs Soygen Azethvs Royal Tanoomba vslurkingdirk//pity vote Hoss vsTuco DelicateFlower vsTarrant I'm Ritch Bitchvs Johnny 49 a_skeleton_03 vsHodj// wtf didn't we just have a vote between these 2 where suenig was determined to be funnier? Weird they're matched up again in...
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    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    I'm reading tarkin right now. I'm not noticing anyplace where they're completely shitting all over the old EU, and that makes me happy. There are some discrepancies, but there are also some callbacks to EU events. For the most part, the novel can co-exist with the the EU stuff about Tarkin...
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Anyone got a gif of the entire play? Or at least from the strip to the bat? I tried to find one and all I could find were separate gifs showing each one. The bat looked like some pussy shit. Like he was playing volleyball and trying to set it. Unless he's openly gay he should have been...
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    Continuum

    I like it a lot, but it's getting tedious this season. Maybe because I fucking hate multi-verses. They kinda let that secret out in season 1 though when kellog's mom died and he didn't disappear. I really don't get the spare parts angle. How the fuck is there no one in the future he can...
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    Heroes Reborn

    Good thinking. I bet it will be important later. I don't recognize any other names. Do yall?
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    Volkswagen gets busted.

    This is probably a stupid question, but do we have the same diesel? Do you have the ultra low sulphur whatever gobbelty Faulty Armor? Cause it got a lot more expensive when they started requiring that. It used to be cheaper, now it can be as much as twice as much. Maybe we don't refine enough...
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    Tell us your Mippo Tales

    Before I start, this will be kind of long because I don't have any solid proof, but I'm about 90% sure for the reasons below. Dear Penthouse letters .... I used to live in Austin and there was a club on the north side that I went to all the time. First it was called Penthouse and later it...
  30. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    First they have to prove the seahawks more likely than not knew that the refs were being paid off. Second, someone with as big a name as brady or belicheck has to be shown to have been generally aware of it. And therein lies the rub. The seahawks don't have anyone with names that big. Maybe...
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    Heroes Reborn

    I missed that. Who said it and when? Micah was the little kid tech genius, right? The son of the crazy killer lady? The evernow shit was dumb as hell, but I'm giving them a chance to bring it home, and I like most of the rest of it. I just wish they'd be more forthcoming with what...
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    Heroes Reborn

    I missed that. Who said it and when? Micah was the little kid tech genius, right? The son of the crazy killer lady? The evernow shit was dumb as hell, but I'm giving them a chance to bring it home, and I like most of the rest of it. I just wish they'd be more forthcoming with what...
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    What tickles your pickle

    Sounds like mippo is one of those jokes where rule 1 is that you can't tell anyone what it is.
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    What tickles your pickle

    EQ2Flames was dying and a couple of people mentioned that they were hanging out here and that this place had the same personality that flames used to have.
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    What tickles your pickle

    Should I find it and post my carmen electra story there?
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    What tickles your pickle

    Yeah. I remember there being a mippo tales thread, but it sounded like some anime crap, so I never opened it. Googled Mippo earlier and it came up with some surgical technique (Minimally invasive percutaneous plate osteosynthesis). Then I searched for a user named mippo and there's not one on...
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    What tickles your pickle

    Who's mippo? A user from FOH?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was in the "What's the big deal" camp. But if the diabetic no meds stuff is true, I'm with the angry nagging cunt (Suenig).
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    not entirely sure what this sentence means. Panthers were 7-8-1 last year. Or did you forget this division was so bad that a sub .500 team won it and got to host a playoff game? I'm calling that last drive Weeden's Tony Romo impersonation. But I don't think we get Lee next week. Supposedly...
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    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    I nominated him with all of my votes. He must be editing posts. EDIT: He's busy at work right now, but he asked me to fill in for him.