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Fucking Fuck Lee. I am so sick of hearing what a beast he is when he gets hurt so much. Probably roids. In my experience, roids turn you into a glass cannon. I'm off the lee bandwagon until he goes a full season. Also, that missed FG was me. I got in the kickers head. It's a super power...

The whole moon moon meme always makes me laugh every time. But I don't know if it's the funniest thing on the internet. Funniest is a transient title.

Quite the contrary. I got more pussy from eharmoney than every other website I tried combined (different pussy that is, cause I've probably fucked my wife enough now that she accounts for over 50% of my lifetime pussy). Didn't work for my wife at all though. She said she never met anyone off...

Posting this mainly because I named it after a friend of mine who died earlier in the year. I don't really know any other way to get the recipe out there, so this will do for now. Feel free to share it, even claim it as your own, just leave the name intact. Name came about because he loved...

I tried wagyu beef once at my favorite steak house. Wife ordered the wagyu and I ordered the regular meat, both were NY strips. I could barely tell the difference, but the wagyu was a little worse IMO. I would agree the wagyu thing is bullshit. Probably a lot like kobe beef. Though the only...

Could have them go up against each other in the first round. The pre-qualifying round we will probably need to get the numbers even. But really, it was a dumb joke and he shouldn't be on there. If anything that account is just evidence.

You're just begging to be one-upped with my story of getting lapdances from carmen electra.

It makes me feel weird when I go into a porta potty and it smells nice.

I always assumed the gay twink came from the MMO word. But that's just because I heard about it in MMOs way before I heard it applied to a gay.

Maybe I wasn't mistaken. I don't know if either of these is a reputable news source. Watchdog Group Says Other Car Companies Are Cheating On Emissions All The Time Volkswagen: All car companies cheat on emissions tests-it's just that most do it legally - Quartz

If it is only VW, it's a different story because they can probably be forced to create a fix if they're not destroyed first. But clear something up for me, isn't there a maximum $ amount that a person is forced to spend to get cars fixed? I remember they had that provision in Texas, and I...

I think I've mentioned before that I met my wife on plenty of fish. The funny part of that is that we were both on Eharmoney, but they never matched us. In fact, she sounded like you khane. She said they kept sending her shit matches. We believe it's because she was too picky and didn't seem...

You can't sous vide salsa, you barbarian. Also, I'm way too impatient to sous vide everything.

I think Lucas just doesn't know how to handle success. Han and Leia had a son named anakin. Maybe he will come back to play him. It would be glorious. Probably the Dick Cheney - Darth Vader jokes.

I did too. It wasn't all that impressive of a guess.

They're a little confused. There was a stealer with the nickname of Hack because he was a hack at QB and a hack at WR. He might have even been a hack at punting. I can't remember his real name, but I'm pretty sure he was black and was really fast.

Have you seen the growing list of cars that were cheating? This isn't just picking on VW owners anymore. There might be some exceptions in ultra liberal cities, but I'm going to go ahead and officially predict that they don't do anything about the cars already on the road. Worst case, maybe...

So are all the recipes getting moved to the first post? Just asking because I'm not following the thread closely, but there's not nearly as many recipes as I'd expect from a 100+ page cooking thread.

This is what i was talking about BTW

This is why I changed my avatar.

Billy Dee Williams?

Maybe the home healthcare nurse was kinkier than I realized. Like I said, she was putty in my hands, maybe I just didn't ask her to do anything really weird. But I stand by my observation that teachers are boring. BTW, last I heard about that nurse, she was taking a job as a school nurse...

To be clear, the hell broke loose because capri's sister isn't a whore and neither is jimmy's sister?

lol trucks are actually a lot safer brosky. The only thing even close I can think of to what your saying is that trucks have different cafe standards, but it has nothing to do with commercial uses. Besides, the car companies have to make super efficient cars that no one wants to make up for...

Not my experience. I dated one home health nurse, and while she was basically putty in my hands, she wasn't kinky. Dated like 3 teachers too and none of them were kinky. In fact the teachers were kind of on the prude side. But there was one girl who worked in a hospital (in billing I think)...

This derail is pretty much openly trolling hodj. If he shows up and gets punished by draegan, lendarios and everyone else pontificating about evolution should get the same punishment.

Gotta say, amy looked hotter than ever lying in bed naked.

sonic sunglasses were every bit as bad as I feared. I am drawing a blank on what happened to his screwdriver. I figured he needed to give it to River in the Christmas episode, but that aint happening unless the episodes are being shown out of order.

Are you a girl lanx? It was clearly carol's fault. Phil's only fault was that he had no idea where he stopped for gas.

Actually it does. They think you're more serious if you paid money for the service. I got way more tail off of eharmoney than the 3 other free sites I was on. I heard from someone (might have even been on here) that christianmingle is even more of a poonapalooza for the same reason. Girls...

So it would help you if i got in your face and said, "YOU WANT A REASON TO FEEL DOWN? PERK UP RIGHT NOW OR I'LL GIVE YOU A REASON TO FEEL DOWN!!!"

You saying all trucks are commercial vehicles? da fuq? Yeah I got one too. I pretty much just use it to grab engine codes on my old commercial vehicle (AKA a pickup truck) What app do you use? I have torque. Still thinking about going for the paid version.

The rest of the story is probably that the xbox is in the family room.

Your real name is sydney, isn't it? I laughed when I put the $1000 fine into perspective. That's somewhere around 50 dates. In Sydney's case, at least 500 nuts. I never thought about it before, but you're paying somewhere between $1 and $2 per nut, right?

I'm pretty sure that's what opens gateways for ghosts to cross into our world.

If they do that, I hope will ferrel gets a turn. Oh and hader's talents were wasted. They coulda had anyone doing that schtick.

Any guesses on where it's going? Where'd everyone go, how will the new phil make it back to earth, etc. My guess is that everyone realized tuscon was a shitty place to live and moved someplace nice.

That didn't take the place of lapti nek did it? Because lapti nek was fucking awesome.

Don't see how khane's or gravy's race has ever been important enough for me to think about it. But since this is a gaming forum, it's safe to play the odds and assume everyone is a white male virgin until told otherwise.

General consensus seems to be that its different for each area. Where does your friend live and/or where does he want his pussy to live?