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Fana, that really is full blown retarded when you have to resort to the swiss guard armory. I've got 20 steak knives in my kitchen. OH SHIT WEAPONS CACHE. FUCK. I have a crawlspace under the house. GUERILLA TUNNELS.

Everyone wins.

I thought -he- posted it. That story is so dumb and fucked up. It's fucked up that he waited for her to be gone 2 weeks to do... whatever it is he was trying to do. It's fucked up that she reposts it online thinking "girlpower". It's pretty all around just fucked up and retarded. Sounds...

How can mirrors be real if eyes aren't real?

I really liked the one where he played the Crooked Senator. All I remember about that movie really is Rockford fucking some skanky intern on his desk. But that was a fairly big movie. My Fellow Americans?

Really? Because I seem to remember hearing something about weapons caches and guerilla warfare tunnels.

Damn. Tuco pimpslapping a bitch over the internet. Thats skillz, son.

Oh yeah, that's so much fucking better. heh. I mean the alternate route.

Could always go gay. There is the risk of getting a vietnamese daughter, but it does seem to be a fairly low risk and the gestation is like 2-3 years.

Furious mashing. Does the f2 key actually work? But yeah, stuff is starting to boot so fast that if they haven't already they probably need to put a jumper on the board that will send you directly to the bios menu do not pass go. Edit: I thought there might even be a software utility...

I mean suspicious, yes. But pillheads are good at allowing you to think there's a perfectly plausible explanation. They've got this social fudge factor that just doesn't apply to... say... heroin. I do not fucking understand pillheads. It's like the lowest rent drug addiction that you could...

Fanaskin is 5/8 proudfoot. No wait, blackfoot. Proudfoot are hobbits.

BJU was on my short list. Their entrance exam was brutal though.

That's low, man.

The possession of a virtue is of no particular value until the point we observe its total lack in our adversary.

Even if they made those big enough for me I would not trust them. Even with proper training and supervision non invasive male catheters are bad engineering. The best/cheapest solution to a tricky problem is not the same as a good solution. Tape? That shit's not even gonna work in theory.

He only has to be ax'd the right way. Spill your seed all over us, Kuriin.

We need it. You have it. Don't make us beg.

Most of us don't garbage up our brains with shit like that. I prefer my garbage in a different flavor.

I don't think anyone actually cares what her reaction is because itcannotbe lulzy. And that's why you're being accused of white knighting. She's got real problems, bro. She's a crackwhore. Real. Problems. A lot of guys that she ran roughshod over are getting their vicarious revenge. I...

The ONE time you guys leave a job half done.

I think Kuriin needs a White Knight more than Ravvenn. I wonder if Millie is sucking dick at truckstops for smack these days. Or if he's still doing it for free.

I can't even craft a credible devils argument. I can't even begin to craft one. Not at any level. Personal. Interpersonal. Societal. White is Black. Hate is Love. Slavery is Freedom.

Hot Damn! Arrest records. Now I'm hard.

Dude I remember that show. Judge by day RENEGADE by night. It made so little sense. I don't understand how it even got on television. Plenty of bad stuff gets on television. But that show, it seriously seemed like Lorenzo let his five year old son write the scripts.

That actually makes it a lot better. You'd have to be a dedicated misogynist to type all that out all the time. All you need for copypasta is a healthy "bitches are stupid" attitude. Yeah. Bitches ARE stupid.

That's kinda what you do to the buddy that either you don't like or the one that you're just tired of him pretending to not be gay. It's tiresome. You don't have 30 different cousins. You're not fooling anyone. So either fuck this fat whore, or go suck a dick.

Oh my god. The handholding and kissing. maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan NOOOOOOOOO. STOOOOOOOP. It seems like you could find something young and dumb to fulfill that need that wasn't addicted to smack. You obviously put a lot of time and money and shit, even emotion and thought into this entire...

That thorium documentary showed that nuclear is even a tough sell in Canada. Construction and maintenance creates fewer local jobs and the up front investment is higher. And that was in fuckin' Canada. It's gonna take some kind of insane subsidy to get America interested. Which is really...

I'm just thinking... ten grand... how much of a trustfund asshole do you have to be? It's not donating the money. It's the confusing a contribution with an investment part. And just obviously being confused about what kickstarter even is. Kickstarter should start taking buttcoins...

Muh Rockford

Hey, I'd fuck her if 1) I found her remotely attractive and b) she didn't live half a continent away from me. How many chances in life do you actually get to pull a MacGruber sex scene. Not too fucking many, that's how many. IEEEEEE. IEEEEEEEE. IEEEEEEEE. I'm gonna fill you up! I'm...

They areless likelyto happen if your country isn't a warzone though! This is some pretty high stakes shit if you think about it. It's too bad that Kerry is our man. Another reason you don't want "American Leadership" on this issue, EU. Look at who the fucking leader WOULD BE before you...

Amazing. I think I understand why you're stuck at a university you hate doing assistant softcore political bullshit, Mist. What you seem to think science is isn't even SOFT science. If that's the standard... well... no damn wonder you can't find anything true or useful. You're not even...

Page 100. Everyone should take a moment for a victory lap.

Honestly, same here. My initial response would be not to convict either of them. But they don't usually give you a 5 minute timeclock in the jury room. And after thinking about it for... 5 minutes... I'd at least like to think that I'd see the difference between revenge and a reaction to a...

It kinda could be. I mean I agree with you. But if we did it and Putin started making claims about unwarranted aggression... it's kinda hard to say he's 100% wrong. Maybe like 75% wrong? About the aggression part. When irregulars are shooting down jet airliners I do think it warrants some...

It does exist, but I've only encountered it a few times in my life. It's when I was like 14-16. Blueballs happens when you ALMOST ejaculate but right at the last minute something prevents it. So you've got this situation going on down in your nuts where there's this uncomfortable pressure...

have you no shame?

quit postfarming in a serious thread guise