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  1. iannis

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Who the fuck is Connor Oberst and why is he raping his groupies? Connor -- if they like your music they are not mentally competent to provide consent. That's just a fact.
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    The Shannara Chronicles

    For how not-great it is it is one super thick book. I'd call them childrens books but holy crap they're like 2,000 pages each. Young teen books. Learn a childer some english. Elfstones is the one where the demons break through the wall and the girl turns into a tree! That craps awesome...
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    Border Issue

    Yeah. I kinda wonder if we're getting really close to that edge. You know a bag of unbleached flour costs five bucks? That's kind of insane. And it's not good.
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    Divinity Original Sin Enhanced Edition

    I've read that originally they were going to have the main two characters as a married couple -- but considering the craze of SJW bullshit decided to pull off that idea. I mean it's not worth the "controversy" in any way. And you know these pandakin shitheads would love it. But a lot of those...
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    Border Issue

    1.5-2% is still a lot. The math is trickery because it compounds. At 2% doubling occurs in 35 years. LOGS, HOW DO THEY EVEN WORK? It doesn't take very many human generations before these systems begin to require unsustainable growth. And if anyone knows how to fix that please clue the...
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    Pics of the ugliest whores/escorts in your hometown

    Hookers will steal your shit. They're not selling sex because of good life choices here. Protect yourself. If you've got a soft spot and want to give her an extra tip for how well she handled your tip, just leave something around which is easily stolen and easily pawned.
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    The Zionists are whining thread

    A very special idealistic sort of idiot. You go to Gaza because so few people are willing to. Or else you're a sympathetic partisan which is still ok as long as you don't pick up a weapon. I mean blessed are the peacemakers man. I can see it. But it IS a special breed of idealistic...
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    Kids & Food

    Start early. Tastes are formed very young. So all the flavors of gerber when they're still too young to give you any damn backtalk. If you're already past that stage then eat it or starve usually works. They won'tactuallystarve. Unless it's a girl... maybe she will starve herself just out...
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    The old age thread

    Quality of life is important. But that's a personal decision. Very personal. You ain't the only one. Alzheimer's is not a pretty way to die. I've watched it many times. Bullet in the fucking brain time. Got a family history of it too. Also got about 20 more years before I need to buy...
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    Border Issue

    Even "formality" adoptions by marriage aren't that fast. I remember when I was in high school one of my friends mothers remarried. She'd been a single mom ever since we knew, apparently his dad cut out on him and his brother when they were toddlers. So the new stepdad decided to adopt the two...
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    Border Issue

    As long as you're not human garbage, don't have an arrest record, and have a few years of solid tax returns it's not hard to foster children. What is hard is if/when you get one that you like. Adoption is, surprisingly, a trial by combat. You'd think it would beeasyto adopt. Or at least...
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    The Zionists are whining thread

    It's not. I can understand how an American would volunteer for that and why he might hope that it will matter even a little bit. But it won't. I have serious doubts as to if the State Department is gauranteeing the safety of American citizens in gaza this month. I'm sure he's been told...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Keeps and RVR aren't the best implementation, but they were the best so far. And you could make the case that considering the context of Everquest and the tech they were working with/building they did a fairly good job. Something Eve-like that isn't crazy fucking boring and somehow manages...
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    Pics of the ugliest whores/escorts in your hometown

    Bears further investigation. What is this lingo? incall, ok that's obvious. x/hr is equally obvious. But there's so much jargon in these posts. Needs a whore faq.
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    Doctor Who

    Chuk is actually the pink haired girl. I take it all back Chuk. You're beautiful. But stop trying so hard. Let it grow out, let the color fade. Your beauty is classical, not alternative. Alternative is for ugly chicks. That's WHY it's alternative. That's where the phrase comes from...
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    Pics of the ugliest whores/escorts in your hometown

    Hey! She's the girl with the dragon tattoo
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    Pics of the ugliest whores/escorts in your hometown

    They're basically all gonna be black and either jigglypuff or man jawed. Amazingly few that look like meth tweakers. A person would expect a higher percentage of crack whores to look like crack whores.
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    The Zionists are whining thread

    I think you're missing the point here that Hamas has admitted to trying to actually USE a nuclear weapon. That's what blowing up a nuclear power plant is. It's not a nuclear ICBM warhead, it's not going to create a mushroom cloud and go BOOM -- but it is a nuclear weapon. You're getting...
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    The Zionists are whining thread

    They are all reprisal attacks if you really want to use that term. But Israeli reprisals are more focused, and shooting missiles at the nuclear plant which you know you can't hit is nothing but an instigation. Even worse if you thought maybe you could hit it. Even worse yet if you actually...
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    The Zionists are whining thread

    Well that's better. Love thy enemy. Might be some hope for them Jews.
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    2014 Emmy Nominations

    Pass the butter I don't think this is the award program for cartoons
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    The Shannara Chronicles

    It was just pulp. It was derivative and weak on plot and internal consistency but it was strong on style. Great fodder for middle schoolers playing dnd at lunch. Elfstones was the best. He told a story with that one. Wishsong was mostly an elfstones rehash. I've read his second trilogy...
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    Orange Is the New Black

    I think piper being better is directly related to very little Alex plotline. Donna wrecks this show. One thing is piper said she has 8 months left. I think I could take an 8 month nap so that's sorta...
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    Divinity Original Sin Enhanced Edition

    The henchmen were kickstarter perks, I think. lolCAIN- HE LIKES TO MURDER. They missed a joke, they should done "He has a problem. It's not your average problem. But it's a very big problem. His problem is moider." And holy jebus this game is ridiculously huge. I don't mind the alt...
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Isn't a 1,000 foot wall in the midwest sort of insane though? And isn't tornado formation still one of the unexplained mysteries of meteorology? I don't mean like no one has any idea about what's going on sort of mystery, I mean that the mechanisms involved are generally understood but not...
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    Border Issue

    Little of both I think. There is a move away from agricultural work. Both of my grandfathers were raised on farms, both of my grandmothers as well. My mothers brother was actively encouraged not to do that shit, my father picked baccy for one season I think... which grandad used as an...
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    The Zionists are whining thread

    In the scale of 15-30 years I think it might drive them insane enough TO fire up the ovens. But honestly, I don't think they're even close to that yet.
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    The Zionists are whining thread

    I really don't think they're firing up the ovens over in Israel. They're just creating an apartheid state. Because so far it's the only thing they've found that quarter-ass works. At least it's rockets now instead of suicide bombers on the streetcorners. You can argue the morality of it...
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    The Zionists are whining thread

    It's also a way to release the tensions caused by the war. On the one hand, no it ain't exactly right with Jesus. On the other hand, all it is is their five minutes of hate. Wars don't stem or persist out of an overabundance of brotherly love.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I didn't even notice the pillcase. That's kind of the most important part. The pillcase pulls it all together.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Trollface is filled with race hatred and doesn't want the jap chicks. You're safe.
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    The parents of that baby who was left in the car to die

    Huh? No, I said that I'm sure the innocent ARE accused. The inference being that the innocent are railroaded just as hard as the guilty when it comes to this sort of accusation. Specifically fucking kids, but it applies a little less stringently to killing kids as well. This tends to be an...
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    The parents of that baby who was left in the car to die

    And I swear to god if you say Michael Jackson i'm going to dickpunch you through the monitor.
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    The parents of that baby who was left in the car to die

    Can you? I was trying to think of a time when a person has been accused of molesting children and came out of it clean. I'm not going to claim I have perfect knowledge... can you offer an example that I've either forgotten or am ignorant of? I'm offering up my arm for the indian burn...
  35. iannis

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Wait. I could have gotten finger banged? There was this rumor that went around that this jock guy was douching his balls, but one of the slutty girls said that he shaved them and his butt smelled like strawberries. So I don't know what to believe.
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    The parents of that baby who was left in the car to die

    Yeah, but the best possible case here is that he was negligent. Unlike Zimmerman there is no instance where it is acceptable to kill a child by exposure. It is always a failure of some kind and almost always a crime. There are very specific instances in which it is acceptable to shoot, and...
  37. iannis

    The Zionists are whining thread

    As long as you stay clear of the cartels and marauding NA corporations and don't mind being really poor, SA looks like a pretty decent place. Maybe not my first choice but if the options are Argentina or Iran then it's time to learn Portuguese. Also time to learn if they speak that or if...
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    The Zionists are whining thread

    Hate it or tolerate it, Israel is important. Undeniably. Not even ara argues otherwise. Should our presidents and senators just pretend to ignore it? Realize that that influence flows both ways. It irks Israelis even more than it irks you, fana. That nation was created by decree. This...
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    The Zionists are whining thread

    Maybe France could use the help. They do seem to have a Muslim problem. A few million angry Jews could fix that right up for them.