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Please act like adults guys. We should forcibly deport millions of Jews to France. It's so obvious. Maybe they could buy themselves Madagascar with all that Jew gold they have hidden.

Well, it is a war. I still say that when Hamas finally lights up a nuke in Tel-Aviv, and they fucking will eventually, we give Arizona to the Jews and carpet bomb that entire fucking arc. I mean anything bigger than a rabbit gets killed.

I don't think there was much call for an R rating in the story to begin with. It was intellectual horror rather than gore. I'm thinking of the right story, right? It's the one where they're in Antarctica investigating the digsite and they gradually discover that these... things... aren't as...

Its hard to meet decent women. These days you pretty much have to resort to online dating and play the numbers. Which... you've always had to play the numbers. It's not like that's anything new. The venues are different. And yeah, you do not want to shit where you eat. As tempting as it...

They're like Ghandi with Guns, those guys. They did better when they were throwing rocks at tanks. I mean literally they did better. But that's the kind of thing that you can't go back to once you leave it. A good start would be if the militants stopped trying to martyr their civilians...

This really isn't "just a kids show" though. Yeah, kids can watch it and it won't fuck them up, they can even enjoy it and get something good out of it. It's tempting to think of it as a kids show. It's more like the old loony toons cartoons than anything else, in that regard. The audience...

Nah, that fucker is gonna go into a diabetic coma sometime before he finishes the current not yet completed book. The fact that he uses the words "Magnum Opus" to self-describe these books is pretty much all the proof you need. Rage against the truth tellers, George. I mean, do you think...

It's a nice idealistic thought and all -- but if it had a chance in hell of working then Israel probably wouldn't be dropping bombs in Gaza today, and a couple of drunken palestinians probably wouldn't have tried to blow up some of their big jew rocks in order to encourage that predictable...

To be fair no one wants a single state except for Europeans. Not even Americans (American Jews) think it's a practical solution. So I mean the biggest hurdle for a single state solution is just the fact that no one involved actually wants it.

I'm growing a strike beard.

I've never heard of insulin causing arrhythmia. This is one of the many reasons I am not a doctor.

There's that bikini beach volleyball fighting game that is so very much not 4 fagts

Hey, auto replace every vowel with the letter "y". Y syrt yf lyky thys nyw byryly fynctyynyl thymy thyy've gyt gyyng. NYGGYRS

I sort of like this new barely functional theme they've got going. It smells like grandmas house.

Man, they broke the SHIT out of the rickshaw. Sure fuckin' showed us.

I think the guy who wrote Goat Simulator wins the internet more. fuckin goat simulator. so many lulz.

GO GO GOOD GUYS

If she gives you any backtalk tell her that you had to check her for worms.

So what you're saying is that it's like eating at Chipotle?

Am I taking crazy pills, or is it the same guy who does benders voice and jakes voice? Sometimes I'll listen to jake and I'll be all like, "Bender?"

That show is just so.... weird. I like it, but it's just so... weird. Its very creative. And there seems to be some sort of unspoken compact that you'll always get at least 1 joke every 15 minutes. Now sometimes you'll go 14:30 to just hear jake fart. But... that makes it even funnier...

You gotta try it, One. Just flip her over and dive in there. You don't ask. You don't "talk about it". You don't THINK about it. You just do it. ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE. You and me baby we ain't nothin but mammals. There is quite literally nothing in the world that is like a good...

That's what we call "living the life". The only downside is that you have to pray for a quick death, or else you will eventually come to the point where you have to affect a quick death. We all know why Hemmingway did it. It just shocks us that he didn't contrive to be more private about it.

I do feel like I should add that pee is probably more sanitary than most of the fluids in the vagina. Urine, even the darkest nastiest brown urine you've ever peed much less the clearest springwater that's ever passed through your urethra, is generally sterile. At least it better be. I'm not...

And have they isolated the phenomenon? Physically? They haven't. That shit is pee. I imagine that "confirming it's not urine" is just a test of urea and electrolyte content in the fluid. Because that's what you'd have to test for. But if pure h20 comes out of your urinary bladder that is...

YATTA IRRATIONAL EXUBERANCE

It's pee. There is no gland. Where does the force come from? The ejaculate has to be projected. What is that ejaculate comprised of? Male animals have a specific gland that serves the function of both preparing and expelling ejaculate. I don't think we've just missed identifying that...

My guess is that the cops in that town are corrupt as shit, and a jury of peers have decided that it's open fucking season. Seriously though, I wonder if there's a local not-very-old scandal with the poh-poh. Either that, or the prosecutor was literally shitting his pants in the courtroom...

Tranny cocks are ok.. but unspoilered penis is not. I don't know what to believe anymore.

Undershirts are a go in winter, undershirts are a "bitch, you crazy?" in summer.

When you tell a story... and you're pretty sure that you've told it already... and you really don't care.

That was like my first thought. My second thought was "sit around and watch TV". My third thought was "give him your bangbro's password (14-15 year old kid)". My fourth thought was "that's probably not a good thing to suggest for a mentor program, Daid gonna get arrested and shit". My fifth...

I'd suggest "Tyboria". True story, I met a Tyboria. And I was like... no, you're shittin me. I don't believe you. A drivers license was produced... Your name is actually Tyboria? My God. what a mother you must have. That. IS. AWESOME. Instant friendship. In conclusion, name your...

Chairish? These women are letting their children name their children? I assume. I hope that's not "that's howmy momandhis momwanted to spell it." But it might just be. If she spells it Aimee or Sera... I think less of her. I honestly do. Mothers, think of your daughters future. Don't...

I think they did a really superb job with the Italian Prima Donna chick who drives the van. I mean I really felt for that compact ball of insanity. They hinted at it a few times in season 1. The payoff payed off. Up until the very end of that story I thought she was going to jail for mail...

The irony is that stealing an african child would probably be in the better interest of the little warrior.

I would eat a yard of her shit, just to lick the hole it came out of. Don't care for getting them. Shit tickles. Some women though -- you just wanna suck the farts out. And then some you very very much do not.

I like the one with the cats

9 out of 10 people surveyed believe that gang rape should be legal.