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  1. Hoss

    The Last Man on Earth

    I watch it despite how much I hate forte. He makes me twitch. I think the only recurring character of his that I've ever liked is the guy paired with sudekis doing the ESPN cuatro play by plays. But to be honest, it's sudekis who carries those skits, forte is just a good foil. I'm not sure...
  2. Hoss

    The Last Man on Earth

    And you don't think veep is recycled? That's what I'm wondering about. I mean, if you dig deep enough, everything is recycled. I forget who is supposed to have said it, but "There is nothing new under the sun" is true. It's interesting that you draw the line for how far you're willing to...
  3. Hoss

    Insurgent

    Does that mean the third book was better? Or did your daughter just keep reading because she's too hard headed to stop?
  4. Hoss

    Jupiter Ascending (2015)

    That's easy. Because he looked gay as hell ice skating through the air. My main question was why did they need to reap a planet after millions of years of waiting? Wouldn't they have done better just collecting people as they died of other causes? 56 million people a day die on earth, the...
  5. Hoss

    The Last Man on Earth

    Since you admit every other show is recycled too, I suspect your standard for originality is a might high. Out of curiosity, what was the last one that wasn't recycled comedy?
  6. Hoss

    Jupiter Ascending (2015)

    There were times where I thought I wasn't following what was going on. But afterwards, I thought back and realized I was following it all. They were just using the dumbest plot devices imaginable. I still say it's a 5 star movie if she makes a peanut butter joke at the end.
  7. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Yeah, wolf is some creepy old dude we learned about earlier in the thread. J49 met him in an adult bookstore where he watched J49 bang a hooker in the video room with the door open. Wolf likes to run errands for J49, clean the hooker's assholes, and wants one of them to teach him how to suck a...
  8. Hoss

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Are there terminators now who are flesh? I was wondering if skinjobs had the force, and I figure they probably do. The clones aged at twice the normal rate, and in the books (which i know are not canon anymore) that had no way of getting shut off. Skirata was looking for a way to fix that...
  9. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I'm a little confused. That story makes it sound like they were real hookers. If that's the case, how did the cops have video of it?
  10. Hoss

    The Flash

    That bothered a few of us greyform. I'm pretty sure we mentioned it.
  11. Hoss

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Battle droids don't have the force flowing through them.
  12. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    I thought he was just laughing at you people because she died first. Or maybe he's implying there was more to her death.
  13. Hoss

    First World Problems

    I'd never heard that before. I think the common usage is closer to Mao's 3 worlds model. Super powers, lesser powers, and exploited countries (though I'd change the third one to shitholes no one cares about) But for the record, it looks like Japan was always included as a first world...
  14. Hoss

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Does Joss have a history of lying to or misleading audiences like that?
  15. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    We're gunna need nudes of this roommate to verify the rustle.
  16. Hoss

    The Hateful Eight

    The article said this trailer was released with Sin City originally. The only news here is that it's officially available online.
  17. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    She's a fucking whore, she'll appreciate the lotion, or next time he'll use sandpaper.
  18. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Well, C3PO was there. They mentioned he was the only actor in all 6 (now 7) movies. Which was strange, I thought Kenny Baker was in them all as R2 too. Edit: And the thing I saw was specifically the original characters on stage. So that doesn't mean everyone else got snubbed. They...
  19. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Big tittied blonde he's not fucking.
  20. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    If so, they should be handing out blowjobs like a dentist hands out lollipops.
  21. Hoss

    Arrow

    They obviously didn't want it to be a cliffhanger though. We're helping them out by making sure you all know what's coming up, just as they intended. So I guess no one got a chance to tell thea that roy was still alive. I didn't catch all the dialog as he was leaving. did they decide to...
  22. Hoss

    The Flash

    I just remembered that there was a second unidentified DNA sample found at the scene. I guess the body snatching explains why it didn't match Dr Wells.
  23. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I do, but only because everyone always pauses between 'One Nation' and 'Under God'.
  24. Hoss

    Indiana...Religious Freedom eh? *sigh*

    That's the most amazing way possible for the law to be used? Whoever wrote that headline seems to have gotten 'Amazing' and 'Ordinary' confused. I'm sure it's just that he thought you were a dumbass. No offense and bless your heart.
  25. Hoss

    The Flash

    That's an interesting thought. This may be what they were driving at in arrow when they figured out the metahuman of the week wasn't in Central City when the accelerator exploded.
  26. Hoss

    Arrow

    Same here, only I actually thought of the flash thread. Yeah and along the same lines when Kaitlin said "Oh god there's 2 of them now" on Flash. I know they're pretty stupid jokes, but they are making me laugh. I don't understand how this thread spoiled anything for you. Anything said here...
  27. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Am I the only one sitting here idly humming star wars theme music while I work? Who am I kidding, I'm not working.
  28. Hoss

    When Is Cheryl's Birthday?

    c'mon don't be editing out your wrong answers. So why all the extra Ds? In step 2b, why HLDD v HLDD instead of just HL v HL, and in Step 3a, why HLD v HDD instead of just HL v HD?
  29. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    The last line made that pitch video worth watching. BTW, I guess this answers the question. Brady is definitely not a pitcher, he must be a catcher.
  30. Hoss

    When Is Cheryl's Birthday?

    But that takes a 4th measurement in some cases. You are only allowed 3.
  31. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I meant at the panel. That's what they were talking about right? The droid just rolled out on stage in RL and Carrie fisher stumbled around the stage or something?
  32. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    You mean aside from jabba? No. Cause Darth Vader.
  33. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Any videos of carrie fisher being high or the droid rolling out on stage yet?
  34. Hoss

    The Flash

    Loving someone means telling them all your secrets. It also means issuing ultimatums. Just in case some of you didn't know that, you really should write it down.
  35. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    If not for the bandaids on the track marks, I would have sworn this picture was a man behind the curtain pretending his hands were hers. I'm sure there's a name for that. BTW, is that your house Johnny?
  36. Hoss

    When Is Cheryl's Birthday?

    That was my solution too, but you really only need 2 measurements. Seems like cheating to me, but unless there's another answer it must be it. I'd still like Iannis to explain what he said.
  37. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Have Capri or Deena wear a Seimen mask to honor her.
  38. Hoss

    When Is Cheryl's Birthday?

    I don't understand this, can you explain? 3 items with one measure? 552, 221, 11? Yeah, it's easy peasey if you missed that the odd person could be heavier or lighter. Frankly, I suspect they intentionally made an unsolvable puzzle. I did come up with a solution, but I think it would be...
  39. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    I thought Wolf couldn't get it up. Did Johnny cure him too?
  40. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Maybe he had spare helmets. We did see him with the helmet off a few times. Like this shot where I think he was in his room just chillin without the helmet for a while.