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Anyone watch Brooklyn 99? Was that a real puzzle that Holt asked? IIRC, it went like this. You're on an island with 12 people. They all weigh exactly the same except for 1, who is slightly heavier or lighter than the rest. The only tool you can use is a teeter totter, and you can only use...

The most disturbing thing to me was that the article made it sound like if the 16 yr old who raped her was a year younger, she might have been charged for it.

OMG, I'm gunna get dehydrated tonight from all the furious masturbation. I can't believe that sponsor ratted her out. I hope they kick his out of AA and he dies in a gutter

The rewards are pretty funny. For $200 Chris handsome will follow you on twitter for a year! The prank video might be worth it if you can come up with a good idea. I think I'd want them to re-enact the boondocks scene.

Like that's a fair question. You sayin you'd turn him down if he asked? You don't even have to be gay.

See? It wasn't a jesus allegory, it was clearly a cartman allegory. Just like cartman, he grew into a whiny insecure asshole that everyone hated and killed all his friends.

My aunt and uncle were married 3 or 4 times to each other. It was a tumultuous relationship. She was a catholic, he was an alcoholic. You get the picture. I think "all due respect" is a yankee thing. In the south it's "Bless your heart", and it can come before or after the statement.

Is this an inside pic of hillary's customized van?

I think its great how many people are more worried about johnny losing his wife than he is. It shows you guys really care about him. Hey J49 if you ever talk to Deena's new BF, pass along some advice for me. If he really wants his girl to leave the life behind, he needs to move her far...

I didn't know you could delete the texting app that comes with the phone.

Well that's what she's doing now. You're saying in the show they decided to say she got a spinoff? Like 4th wall type stuff? I guess that's what I get for not watching the new season yet.

Hell yeah, then I could check it off my list. She got any nudes?

Every True Blue sports fan is delusional. I predict the cowboys will go undefeated next year because I don't see a game on the schedule they can't win.

Cilantro burns me. Starts about halfway down my throat and burns a path through my intestines if I eat enough of it. I don't mind a little heat, but it's unsettling when something is hot that's not supposed to be hot.

I do. It's the onions and cilantro that I hate about pico. I'd gladly take tomatoes and fresh jalapeno instead if it was available. If I'm not sure whether a dish contains pico, I used to tell them "no onions or cilantro". But I stopped that because I ran into too many people who didn't...

Dear anonymous faggot. Thank you for setting me straight. I was clearly in the wrong for letting a poster know there was a daredevil thread available where he might find people frothing at the mouth to discuss all things daredevil.

Doesn't work. They 'calibrate' (so to speak) the Penile Plethysmograph by showing you appropriate pictures that should arouse you. They also track your eye movements to be sure you're looking at the picture and use a laser pointer to draw your attention to the good bits. Pretty sure we stopped...

You could go discuss that in the DaredEvil thread.

The odd couple is being considered a spinoff from community? and she's the star?

Eventually the connections will start corroding though. That's when the real risk of fire happens.

Dude. It makes me sad that you think that was porn. I watched real sex. I liked real sex. I even jerked off to real sex. But it was not porn. Skinemax after dark is (or was, I don't get premium channels anymore) closer to porn than Real Sex, and even that wasn't porn. Real sex is about...

you might need to grab a dictionary and look up what virgin means.

I don't know where the cutoff for a 'compact car' is. Can anyone elaborate on that? None of the cars in that picture look compact to me, but the douchemobile looks like the least compact of the lot.

OK Cause I'm pretty sure watto was puttin it to her. Why else would he only let Anakin go free when he was obviously the more valuable slave?

I don't remember them ever saying she was a virgin.

A few years ago, I got about 50 of these bumper stickers. I Park Like an Idiot Bumper Sticker or Bumper Magnet Stick It Dog! I am ashamed to admit I am a pussy and have only used like 1 of them. The worst offender I ever saw was when I was on a date and the girl stopped me from...

Oh is it full season? I thought they were just dropping 3 episodes at first. And I didn't know it was today.

If you're talking about an actual killing then you're wrong. It does happen occasionally in live events, but the stations get in trouble for that shit. They don't actually show people dying in videos on the news and what not. If you're talking about fake 'killings', then STFU. I know each...

I didn't see that coming. Did they really beat back the first attack like that? Any real history buffs know the answer? I know the vikings eventually take paris. In the show, I'm sure rollo is going to sack that that french princess (it looked like her panties slid right off when she saw him...

Adama still could have been playing May with that 'loaded gun shoot me' thing. Even if we dismiss the possibility of some sort of personal shield, there's no way to tell if the round he jacked out was live. It didn't look like a dummy round, but it could very well have had a fake primer. It...

It's almost like being in the gym has something to do with big muscles. I don't see much difference in those muscles, he just looks more tan in one pic. The real question is why won't his beard grow any longer. Must be a side effect of the drugs.

Maybe you are unaware that people with real relationships still use hookers.

Again, speaking as the the ex in that situation, she will answer anytime he needs a booty call up till you knock her up or put a ring on her finger. Basically, as long as she can justify to herself that you guys aren't really super serious or aren't "on a break". One time the girl I'm...

I manage my nose hair by letting it grow into a mustache.

Sounds like you have a problem with your leaf blower aamry. A GFCI is only supposed to trip when the 2 legs have different currents. If you are tripping both circuit breakers and GFCIs, it sounds like you have a pretty big ground fault in your device. It's probably something that happens...

I don't recall any bleeps or f bombs off the top of my head. What scenes are you talking about?

Johnny's real name is bruce pringle? you dun goofed son. I bet the 'always wanted to give kisses' part came from 'Bruce'. So what are you telling your family about why you are moping around? Are you taking them to the funeral or anything? Have we been told what she died of for sure yet...

You're a powerful pack of stupid. I didn't say microwaves light on fire if they aren't protected by a GFCI. I actually said pretty much the opposite. Microwaves should NOT be on GFCI circuits. If they are, they are liable to start a fire in your walls. I'm basing that on what the...

The writing rustles are reminding me of another one that is old, but I don't think I ever mentioned before. There's a Schlotzky's close by that I eat lunch at regularly. They are in a building with a cleaners, and there are other businesses in other buildings next door. Obviously they have a...

Johnny, you need to pick up a black cock ring to show you're in mourning.