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  1. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    No, he's not a deity. He's just Johnny.
  2. Hoss

    First World Problems

    That's not so easy. You gotta be careful not to put a microwave on a GFCI plug lest you risk starting a fire. Most plugs in the kitchen are supposed to be GFCI. The only exception is the plug they put in specially for the microwave.
  3. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    LOL moral compass. It's like some of you are forgetting that we're talking about lawyers. From the way the actor has been playing it, I get the impression hamlin would have had no problem hiring jimmy to do something. He probably could have been equal to the girl by now since they're...
  4. Hoss

    The Last Man on Earth

    Watching the previews for next week's Better Call Saul, I got a little confused and almost skipped past it because I saw Todd and thought it was a commercial for Last Man on Earth. I gotta say, as shitty as phil is acting, I can't blame him one bit. Who among us wouldn't have wanted to fuck...
  5. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    Yeah wow, I pretty much expected Chuck kept him from getting the job, and would fuck him over. But "that's not a real degree" was a surprise. If I were jimmy, I'd find another big law firm in town to shop it with. Surely there's someone besides HHM who can do it. Like they said, erink...
  6. Hoss

    Patheon's asshole licked by ReRolled mods.

    I like the way this thread looks on the main page. "Pantheon's asshole licked by ...." and then on the next line, the name of the last person to post in it.
  7. Hoss

    Patheon's asshole licked by ReRolled mods.

    Holy shit, spinal tap was a fictional band? Maybe I should watch that movie. I avoided it because documentaries are aids. Mockumentaries, however, I can get behind.
  8. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    Stop being a pussy. Scratch your name and number into their door with that belt buckle.
  9. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, and I know someone dating a girl from the local trailer park who's story has a lot of parallels too. Fucker won't listen to us telling him to get out. McCheese, you are a pussy for not posting the message for us to read. Even if you skip reading it yourself, you should post it. But...
  10. Hoss

    Those Asians

    Besides, you really don't really want to buy one when it's so easy to rent.
  11. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Maybe you were unaware that college teams used to play pro teams? Granted, I have no idea if that stopped in the 50's, that was a WAG.
  12. Hoss

    Get Hard - Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart

    I haven't seen all of semi pro, just portions, but what I've seen i liked and intend to watch it one day all the way through. I don't recall any kids movies, but lost world was pretty good even if it wasn't classic will farrell. Of course it was cheesy, you know lost world was a remake, right...
  13. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Arizona beat a college team in 2013? But only by 10. Sounds about right. WTF, I thought they stopped doing those types of games in the 50's.
  14. Hoss

    Insurgent

    I think you misunderstood a few things leijina
  15. Hoss

    Get Hard - Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart

    I can't think of a bad will ferrell movie off the top of my head. The closest I can come up with would be movies where he played a bit part like zoolander.
  16. Hoss

    iZombie

    Put me down in the column of liking her better with black hair
  17. Hoss

    Undateable

    If it's a running gag, the gag will be mouseboy falling in love with her and her breaking his heart the same season.
  18. Hoss

    The Flash

    Looks like you nailed it. No threat and they're just going to live together peacefully.
  19. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Sounds familiar. How many superbowls did warren moon win?
  20. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Also, post her facebook pics here for us.
  21. Hoss

    Star Wars Rebels

    BTW, I don't go to wookieepedia often, but here's what they have to say. "Obi-Wan Kenobi was one of the greatest lightsaber duelists of his time.[23] A natural swordsman, Kenobi's ability was evident even at a young age.[211]" He was a master of Forms 1, 4, and 6, but THE master of Form...
  22. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    Seriously? I just read it less than 2 hours ago and I've already cranked down to it once. I'm hoping he posts pics before I have to go again.
  23. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    I'm sure he will blow off seeing capri in favor of playing catch with his son.
  24. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    But, there are visitation hours and she has a semi private room, right?
  25. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    It doesn't sound like he was destitute in BB, so you don't really know how this case turns out. Even if this thing came out beautifully and he was lauded as a local hero (again), that doesn't mean he can't turn into saul. Winning this case might well prove to him that it's not worth it to do...
  26. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    Get pics when you meet them bro.
  27. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hey tarrant, if I was going to take you up on that offer, can I see the wholesale prices on that website, or would I have to get you to do a price check for me?
  28. Hoss

    Insurgent

    I liked it. It wasn't as good as the first one, but I will be watching #3. The one thing I kept wondering through both of them was after hundreds of years in this limited space, why the fuck are so many buildings still in ruins? Was it because they don't have a construction worker faction?
  29. Hoss

    Deadpool (2016)

    Knees too sharp. 2/10 would not do.
  30. Hoss

    The Last Man on Earth

    I am bothered that the show title is now a lie. I expect them to kill off todd with a heart attack or something. I wonder if he can still even get it up without his diabeetus medicine.
  31. Hoss

    Star Wars Rebels

    HAH 26, I win, go fuck some more fat bitches. It's settled, Obi wan was considered one of the best duelists in the order.
  32. Hoss

    Get Hard - Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart

    Interdasting. Wife's cow-orkers are telling her it's a pile of garbage. Anyone else got opinions?
  33. Hoss

    Undateable

    Do you keep those kat dennings nudes handy while the show is on?
  34. Hoss

    Arrow

    I guess I can look forward to 50 pages of column trying to convince me that those videos bother me.
  35. Hoss

    Those Asians

    Yeah, I have. Frankly, I only passed on it when it was new because I got the impression it was all about dudes running around nekkid.
  36. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Yeah, here's their website Soiled Doves of the Old West And BTW, the $200 hookers probably still do drugs, just not heroine. That's not even particularly high priced, so they probably don't do coke either unless a client brings them some. More likely Marijuana, XTC, or pain killers.
  37. Hoss

    Arrow

    Oh, so he's going to leave team arrow in secret. Just not tell oliver and keep coming in evey day and supporting him. Got it.
  38. Hoss

    Community

    Hell, I can't even get it to play, so yeah I'm having problems. Thanks homie, I'll try them out. I know about tomatoes, and olives doesn't make sense. Do YOU know about tomatoes?
  39. Hoss

    Arrow

    And where did the diggle prediction that we're talking about come from? lol you're a muppet. Who said it bother's them? You're as bad as my wife when she's on the rag. You hear (or read) what you wanna hear. And yet that doesn't mean you know more about the TV show. How does that make you feel?
  40. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    No. The doves will be soiled again by the time you're through with them.